Anonymous #2 said:

the cadaver thing (admittedly) was a bizarre coincidence where I first discovered the concept of necrophilia on the same day I also had the opportunity to sneak a peak at one of these fuckers as I was closing down for the night

• campus security caught me red-handed in the cadaver room
  
• I, then, weaseled my way out of it by telling a little white lie
  
• they still questioned the head of the department about it the next day though
  
• who had already discovered my questionable reading material from the night before
  
• he, then, presumed the worse about what I was really doing in there
  
• and subsequently fired me because of it
  

and *I* of course took this as a golden opportunity to create the ultimate pulp fiction 

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You're a funny cunt.