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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Alabama Slim]
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I haven't been in a real fight in years.


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Alabama Slim]
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Yes, Brazilian Jui Jitsu... and Boxing...

Id take it straight to the ground if it were on the street though... no question I could rip the arms off any average person in the streets...


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: elementswrath]
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drunken monkey is a combination of these two fighting styles



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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Envix]
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fighting invisible foes proves nothing IME


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: niteowl]
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I was trying to prove something? :confused:


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Envix]
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i wish i could take that kind of training, there fighting is like a dance but lethal.
drunken fist is a bit confusing as of effectiveness in a fight.

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Alabama Slim]
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Eye gouge, poke the eye, always works in every situation. Nice quick strong long fingered eye poke will bring down the biggest man.

Edited by CapHat (10/22/09 01:15 AM)

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: CapHat]
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Foot stomp.


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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I CANZ FIGHT I NOW TEH DEADLY WING CHUN :brucelee:


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: elementswrath]
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it's supposed to be very confusing to your opponent or whatever. and the fluid movements makes for effective maneuverability.

as explained in this Jackie Chan movie..



3:30 minutes in.


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Edited by Envix (10/22/09 01:19 AM)

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. [Re: CapHat]
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Edited by Alabama Slim (02/02/12 02:26 PM)

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Envix]
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that was awesomE!!!
i should take a fighting form or something.

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: elementswrath]
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elementswrath said:
that was awesomE!!!
i should take a fighting form or something.



Inspires me to:lol:.I saw some of that movie a long time ago.


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: The Centre]
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The Centre said:
Unless he has a gun, he's dead. And if he has a gun and gets me close quarters, he is dead. But I cannot do shit to him if he is any further away from me than the length of my legs.
I've got almost 10 years of Martial Arts experience (Brown belt in Karate, Red in Kickboxing.) Had to quite formal training when I moved though, since a suitable trainer was impossible to find, they all sucked so much I was better than the instructors, I mean, this guy has a 5th dan Black Belt, and he is fat, FAT!?!?!?!? WTF!?

In any case, I have done so many kicks over the years that when I do one, if I hadn't initiated the kick myself, I wouldn't know it ever happened.

Oh, and just to add... Even though I CAN hit a person unconscious I have never came in a situation where I felt fighting would be necessary, (meaning I either fight or I die, no way around it, that way, I don't hold back. My biggest weakness is that I hold back to much, since I just want to end the problem, not cause new ones, but that ends up being the wrong choice, because then I only get people angry.



i could probably kick this guys ass


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: ovechkin57]
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ovechkin57 said:
Yes, Brazilian Jui Jitsu... and Boxing...

Id take it straight to the ground if it were on the street though... no question I could rip the arms off any average person in the streets...



Be careful good way to get eye gouged or stabbed or kicked in the head.   

The fight starts standing up! Never force a ground fight, especially on the street unless your getting your ass kicked standing up and cant run away. On the street movement and footwork is king. most people who start fights usually smoke and cant go longer than 1 or 2 min. Be aware of possible escape routs or any thing you could find as a weapon. Stay moving around, go in circles and be aware of what on the ground. poke the eye or use foot jabs and punching jabs. If he try's to take you down just sprawl or hit him with upper cuts and knees. Best thing to do if he looks dangerous and no ones around just run he might have a weapon. If you want to fight stay moving around and wait for your shot. Wait for him to tire or do something stupid like trying to shoot on you or throw a hay maker. Take Thai Boxing, fights start standing up and a good stand up fight will beat any great ground fighter. Ground fighting's good to know but stand up is king, by along shot too.

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: Almond Flour]
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I'm not going to lie, I could probably substantially beat the shit out of all of those whom have posted in this thread. I'm a trained fighter; I almost instinctively react to movements with my reflex. I've studied Jeet Kune Do for 9 years, studied MMA for 2 years, and muay thai for 1 1/2 years. I've lost fights, yes, but I can confidently presume that I could whoop on any average joe with no formal training in martial arts.

I'm also drunk so I'm in the fighting mood, so all of those whom think they can stand a chance, I do plead for you to present yourself accordingly. I'm always up for a good fight.

:box: :matrix2:


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: meatcakeman]
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meatcakeman said:
I'm not going to lie, I could probably substantially beat the shit out of all of those whom have posted in this thread. I'm a trained fighter; I almost instinctively react to movements with my reflex. I've studied Jeet Kune Do for 9 years, studied MMA for 2 years, and muay thai for 1 1/2 years. I've lost fights, yes, but I can confidently presume that I could whoop on any average joe with no formal training in martial arts.

I'm also drunk so I'm in the fighting mood, so all of those whom think they can stand a chance, I do plead for you to present yourself accordingly. I'm always up for a good fight.

:box: :matrix2:




Obvious drunken shit talk is obvious.


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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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SprewellSleeve said:
elementswrath said:
that was awesomE!!!
i should take a fighting form or something.



Inspires me to:lol:.I saw some of that movie a long time ago.



i think i really should tho, i don't do much cartio and practicing moves seems like a fun way to do it.
put some loud music and start kicking air lol.
i am gonna look up some training classes in my area.....

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: meatcakeman]
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  MeatheadMan said:::::    I'm also drunk so I'm in the fighting mood, so all of those whom think they can stand a chance, I do plead for you to present yourself accordingly. I'm always up for a good fight.

:box: :matrix2:




Yea, well I have done muay thai for 15years under Ajarn chai and Brazilian Jujitsu for about 15 as well sense high school wrestling. If your drunk and want to fight I dont care who you are cuz you have no chance. Our gym is Eugene Oregon, Eugene Muay Thai camp. Im there every day and I aint no joke home boy. Come drunk too, give your self better odds.

Edited by CapHat (10/22/09 02:02 AM)

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Re: Can you fight???? [Re: CapHat]
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HAHAHAHAHAH

If you think for a second that the shit you just spewed means anything to me, you are a foolish man.


Refer to the Suck My Cock thread, bitch.


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