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Asante
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Tell us about the last fight you were in
#5881606 - 07/20/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Like it says. Please tell us about the last fight you were in. Who started it, how was it fought? Over what? who won, who lost and what were the consequences?
Tell us about your fight.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881623 - 07/20/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had boxing matchs with 3 of my friends while drunk. This was a while ago. I won the first match, the second was a tie, and the 3rd I got semi-knocked out. I felt bad because I gave my friend 2 black eyes and a fat lip.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881624 - 07/20/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Some drunk ass thought he was a hard ass, and started pushing me around in the parking lot for no reason. He randomly picked on me.
I was walking away towards my car, and i felt something hit my arm. It was his spit. I turned around and told him to wait right there, all this while he was calling me a pussy and such.
I go to open up my trunk and pull out my trusty pipe. And i ran at him(i am extremely quick and agile), there was no way this guy was avoinding the pipe and clocked him in the head. While he was knocked out i kicked him a few times, and left.
Thats was my last fight. Never ever seen that guy again ever in my life, i don't know what happened to him.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Liquidkick]
#5881630 - 07/20/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahahahahahaha
I hope he's retarded in a special home somewhere.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881632 - 07/20/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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the last fight i was in was around 10 years ago. i was in 5 grade and this 6th grade prick started messing with me to impress his friends... he started shoving me until i grabbed his arm and threw him to the ground.. he got one good punch to my temple so i funished the fight with a couple good hits until he was back on the ground. his friends laughed like crazy.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881637 - 07/20/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last fight I got in it was started over people being drunk and taunting me because they think its funny to taunt a big guy while they are in a big group and hes alone. I was just walking home after a party when one guy started talking shit for no reason. Long story short I was immature let it get to me walked up punched the guy with the big mouth and then got my ass kicked by like 5 people. I learned my lesson... next time I'll use a weapon.
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Asante
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881638 - 07/20/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My last fight was in my teenage years. A troubled kid I knew flew off the handle and flushed dark read he started hitting me.
Well, or rather, drumming me, so angry that he was in a primal state and didn't land his punches with more purpose than to hit.
I effortlessly countered them all, not because I'm that great but because he was so angry that there was no strategy or aim.
I decided the punches weren't that hard so I let a few come through, then I started countering again, and this went on until a teacher broke it up. I wasn't even upset, I was just WTF about it all, primarily curious as to what I did to cause him to go ape like that. I hadn't hit him back because I wasn't in a fighting mode, nothing came through and he made quite a spectacle of himself. Lord knows where I got that cool that I had that day 
A bit later we had to "make up" and that was fun because he was embarrassed as could be It turned out he had some stuff happen and had chosen me to unwind.
Well, thats not what you'd call a fight but its the last one I had, and I hope to see no worse.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881642 - 07/20/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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strange post from you w_s, but i like it 
my old girlfriend's psychotic ex was sleeping outside her apartment door laying next to a nail ridden board with a letter written in his blood on it. i picked it up and threw it over the balcony and he woke up and immediately lunged at me. i fought him off and eventually the cops came and were kind of on his side because he got beat up alot more than me... but he was angry as fuck and i was just kind of stunned and mellow so i think they could tell who started what.
anyway i don't live there anymore and i'm glad to be rid of everything to do with that girl and that city
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5881644 - 07/20/06 02:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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On the school bus in High school the kid I was sitting with was getting flicked in the ears...eventually he said that the next time someone did that he would hit me!?(wtf)I'm just sitting there looking out the window...fast forward a minute and as I'm staring out the window I feel a thump on my chest. I've been punched!
I thought for a moment and without a real concious thought hit him in the face and we grappled for a few moments and then it was his stop, he got off the bus, and that was that. We were still "friends" afterwards too.
That was around 15 years ago and my last "fight".
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881652 - 07/20/06 03:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last fight I was in was at school when I was 16 over some relationship issues.
I refused to fight and walked off but was punched in the back of the head, bitch broke her hand and wore Freddy Krueger style crap on her hand for the following year or so...
Her hand was seriously messed up, LOL
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5881659 - 07/20/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A while back II got in a fight with a friend of mine,him and his girlfriend were at my house drinking and they got in a huge fight and he started being a real dick and getting all loud so I told him if he didn't calm down or be quiet he would have to leave.Being the drunken asshole he was he decided to continue screaming at his girl so I told him that was enough. He wouldn't leave so I stood up and told him to get out now and she said something stupid to me something like"What are you gonna go about it" and laughed at me And he wasn't taking me serious.I smashed my beer bottle on the side of his face and we just started fighting bad,We broke 2 of my kitchen chairs and made a giant hole in my wall.The cops came and he made him leave.No one got arrested and we talked about it but he hasn't been my friend since.I will no longer fight with anyone I consider to be a good friend because it sucks losing a friend over something stupid like being a obnoxious drunk
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881660 - 07/20/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was about 16 or so. Me and my dad were fighting about something. He was in one of his primal monkey rages. He wouldn't shut the fuck up, so i threw my drink on the ground outside the front porch. He insisted i pick it up, and when i didn't he started pushing me. I let a few slide, but he kept pushing me, so i wailed on him untill he doubled over.
It felt pretty shitty. But he dosen't try to pick fights as much these days.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881666 - 07/20/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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it must be 15 years since my last fight but back then i use to sell hashish and a (ex)friend of mine stole 300 grams of hash from me. it all endet up in court and i did 45 days in prison for it, but i totally lost control over myself in the fight and he got beaten so bad he was in hospital for a week or two, he had a broken arm , two broken fingers, internal bleedings and so on. this was the reason i stopped selling hash as well. 2 years later he came and paid me for the hash he stole. Even if I feel i had a good reason to be angry I regret the whole thing, its not something im proud of, im a pretty sttong guy and he was a skinny speedfreak and he did not stand much chance to defend himself. i should have given him the chance to make it right and pay me back first but i didnt. he did not report me to the police it was the police that pressed charges because they thought the case was so bad and my exfriend refused to tell what happened in court.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: danlennon3]
#5881691 - 07/20/06 03:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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last real fight? or sparring match?
last real fight: A guy drove past me and honked at me for walking on the center median so as he drove by I said "fucking dipshit" under my breath. His window was open so he heard me! He shifted his pickup into park (he was going about 20kmph, so his tires squawked a bit and his transmission grumbled), got out of his truck, put his beer on the ground and came back and smacked my in the head.
I didn't expect him to hit me cause I was a bit tired and lazy... should have seen it coming.
As I recovered from his hit, I swung one and coldcocked him to the ground. Hammer fist to the jaw.
I walked past his beer, tipped it over and appologized to his 14 y/o son in the front seat, then mentioned the incident to a walking beat cop on patrol 5 minutes down the road. Never saw the guy or his son again.
last sparring match: I got my ass handed to me after taking 6 weeks off. the last match of the evening was over in about 30 seconds and I lost on a strange ankle lock that put stress on my MCL. My knee still hurts a week later
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: blink]
#5881699 - 07/20/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My last fight was about 4 months ago.
The scene:
I was going for a walk and five well-trained ninjas appeared out of nowhere. They were there to assassinate me.
Ten seconds later:
Two of the ninjas were dead. The other three were incapacitated. My shirt was slightly scuffed up.
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#5881705 - 07/20/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: blink]
#5881711 - 07/20/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My fists of fury were what brought about the kaputness of the ninjas....asshole.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: blink]
#5881728 - 07/20/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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there was This Little incident.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881729 - 07/20/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not counting with my brother...I've only been in 3 physical fights in my entire life. Two of them were back when I was in grade school, and one of them (the last one) was about 4 years ago in a bar.
I was in a bar with two of my house mates and pretty much the whole construction crew I worked with. We were there to drink more after the stag & doe we were at dried up.
My roomie Jeff goes into the bathroom and apparently this guy just came in and started trash-talking to him, saying shit like "what? huh? you never heard of southside boys? I'll kill you, little bitch!" One of the guys we worked with, Pedro, comes into the bathroom at this point and the wigger just kinda leaves.
Now, I should point out that this bar was in a small town of only a few thousand people....not exactly "gang territory", but I digress.
So Pedro and Jeff come out of the bathroom and start telling us about this crazy wigger who was in there trying to stir up shit. Then we notice the wigger and his buddy accross the bar, looking over at us and pointing. So Pedro, Jeff, and my other house mate Owen go up to the guy to try and talk it over (big mistake...)
Owen and Pedro just say to the guy "hey, we're all just trying to have a good time here eh? let's just chill and have a beer or something."
Then the wigger guy sucker-punches Pedro. I should point out that Pedro was a short little Portugese man...probably only 5'2 or so. The wigger was well over 6 foot...but the FIRST guy he goes after is the shortest of all of us 
Well Pedro goes down like a rock, so Owen cracks the guy in the face, head-butts him, pushes him to the floor and jumps on top of him. Jeff starts booting the guy in the side of the head. The wigger's friend jumps into the frey and shit really gets going.
Up to this point I still don't have any idea that there's a fight going on...let alone one that is rapidly turning into an all-out bar brawl. I was just too damn drunk...plus I'm generally a pacifist so fighting doesn't interest me in the first place 
I guess Pedro managed to pick himself up at this point, grab a chair, and toss it at one of the wiggers. The chair flying by my head clued me into the fight going on. I look around and there are people ALL AROUND me rolling around and fighting...while I just stand there with my beer ignoring it.
Then Pedro appears out of nowhere beside me, holding a dude by the shirt (the guy looked like he wanted to pass out). Pedro pushes the guy towards me and says "Hey! Tren! Take this fucker!" So I grab the guy by the shirt and Pedro turns around to go at some other dude.
I remember thinking to myself, in absolutely no rush, "Should I smash my beer bottle on his head? WTF do I do with this half-out dude?" My drunken train of thought was broken by the guy coming to and starting to swing at ME. So I hit him, but not with my beer (it was over half full...didn't want to waste it!). I just cracked him one in the eye - probably the first punch I had thrown in 10 years.
The guy went limp again, so I just grabbed my beer and moved aside to let the brawl take its course 
I got off with a brused knuckle. Owen and Pedro both had some nice black eyes (you know the kind when blood seeps over the white part of your eye).
We all showed up to work on Monday morning and our boss had a good laugh at all the injuries. He kept shaking his head saying "where the fuck did I find you guys??!?!"
But yeah, that was the last time (and hopefully THE last time) I got in a fight.
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