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What is being in a fight like?
    #7448375 - 09/24/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A fist fight, physical dispute, ect...

I've never been in one, ever.

Do you think you are Bruce Lee for a time?

What's it all about?

I'd think it would suck balls. I'm more often than not a pacifist.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448382 - 09/24/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

its like instinct... you just try to beat the shit outta the person

its a rush and i think its fun


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448387 - 09/24/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It does fuck balls, it really depends on really how mentally strong u are (or in some cases how mental u r)

I am a 1st degree black belt in Tea Kwon Do, and was supposed to be in the scottish team for the olympics. I trained very hard and was very disciplined.

But i still do not feel at all confident in defending myself at all in street.

Its very hard to say, u will find out if it ever hapens.

Avoid fighting at all costs, its really not necasary.

U do not think u r bruce lee, at least i do not thinkso. again its different for everyone. anyone who thinks this is a moron. Even bruce lee would not think this (if u know wot i mean)


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: FatalShroomStamp]
    #7448393 - 09/24/07 05:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Im really mellow and a pacifist but when i got in my first fight all i did was punch the kid in the face then kinda grayed out (yes grayed not blacked) i didnt feel any pain or anything(got hit a couple times in the back of the head) i just turned around and swung once and gave the kid (who was 100 pounds heavier and 1 foot taller then me) stiches...

but that was when i was in High school.


It wasnt that fun, but then again it felt like an hour which was really 5 seconds. And remember im a pacifist so, ofcourse it wont be fun---yet more people knew me after that happened.

you do feel a huge surge of adrenaline and everything can happen all so fast, yet all so slow. when people fight they think everythings happening so fast because they go into a brain shut-down mode, they dont think things through. If you do ever get in a fight, try avoiding it, if you cant think.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448416 - 09/24/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Competitively it's the biggest rush of competition and mental energy I've ever experienced.


Being in say a street fight is something totally different.  Usually driven by total emotion and lack of control.  Very intense feelings, irrational behavior, don't really feel pain until afterwards.  Feels good if it helps resolve something in your mind I suppose :shrug:


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7448451 - 09/24/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I am primarily talking about street fights and/or domestic disputes.

Thanks for the replies, duuuuuuuuudes!


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448459 - 09/24/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Most fights I've been in have been pretty chaotic and over fast. Cant really remember any specific feelings, the fight happens and both of us are just swinging away until someone goes down or both end up at the ground which seems to happen most of the time. When i get hit its like someone turns of and on a lightswtich really fast. Don't really feel any pain at first.

Most my fights has been drunken bar fight style so i cant say i did any cool moves or felt like bruce lee or anything. All i can say is try to stay on your feet or don't get caught under the other guy or you are screwed.
Chances are even if you have some boxing skills you will forget them all after the first punch is thrown.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448465 - 09/24/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I haven't been in a street fight since I started seriously training martial arts. I like the saying "Those who know how to fight don't have to."

Anyway, intensity, anger, fear and rage. Street fights are just full of emotion and non-thinking anger driven instinct.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7448480 - 09/24/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The last time I was in a fight (remember, when reading this, that I am a pacifist):

I was in a bar, of all places, enjoying a beer (of all things). I happened to be watching a pretty lady on the TV, and so did not realize at first that a brawl had broken out. I became aware of the fact that there was a fight in progress when a chair flew by me. I watched the chair land, knocking over another chair in the process, and then turned around to find the bar in a mess. People were fighting everywhere. Some were standing, some were struggling on the floor. I laughed to myself, at myself, for not realizing there was a fight in progress.

Just then a friend of mine appeared beside me, Pedro, struggling with someone I didn't know. I looked at my friend and smiled, stabbing the air with my beer. I looked down and saw my room mate, Jeff, rolling around on the ground with another foe. "Trendal! Take him!" screamed Pedro, and he stuck a shirt into my outreached hand. A guy, he must have been a small guy, because I'm small, struggled a bit but seemed out of it. I remember taking a drink of my beer, still in my other hand, and wondering what I should do with the guy. He started to come around and made the decision for me. I set down my beer (after wondering for a brief moment if I should smash it on him - but then I wouldn't get to drink it!) swung back my fist and threw the first punch I've taken since grade school. The guy crumpled to the floor right away, so I grabbed my beer and moved out of the way of the fight (guess I had my fun).

That's the only fight I've been in since grade school.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: trendal] * 1
    #7448492 - 09/24/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i have been waiting for years for somebody worth while to start some beef with me..

fighting is the shit, even if you loose its good.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: pong]
    #7448517 - 09/24/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You should come hang with me. Im an asshole magnet. You wouldnt even have to do anything, just hang around until some douchebag decides he wants to teach me a lesson for some unknown reason.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #7448528 - 09/24/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i have never been in a real fight. a tussle or two in grade school, but those don't count. i'm a rather passive guy, so it seems unlikely that i'd get into a fight. and if i did, i'd need some open space because i'm positive i'd revert to wrestling rather than throwing fists, since that's all i know.

get in close, pick the guy up, drop him on his head, then maybe mount and pummel until the threat is neutralized i suppose. i doubt it'd go that smoothly, but that's how the fights in my daydream general go.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7448544 - 09/24/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I got jumped a couple years back by some punk kids who thought they were tough. There were about 9 of them against me and my friend, who happens to be a state champion wrestler. So we walk by this alley and a kid comes out and sucker punches me and I fall back into my friend who put me behind him and rushed at these kids. When my head waas a little clearer from the punch I saw my friend taking on about 5 kids at once in a circle so I rushed in and returned the sucker punch favor and knocked one of them flat on his ass. We all scuffled for a little longer, punches were thrown, and my friend pulled off a beautiful hip throw that hurled one of the kids into the side of a dumpster, then the punks decided that we were not good targets for a jumping and split. I felt on top of the world after that. Ended up with a concussion, black eye, and tons of bruises on my arms and my friend got a broken nose, but it was definately worth it to kick some sense into those assholes


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7448549 - 09/24/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

that's awesome Gas :rofl:


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7448562 - 09/24/07 06:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Syle]
    #7448565 - 09/24/07 06:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I am too skinny to fight. I got r each though being 6'4 but still I know most people could kick my ass. Unless I go into "beserker" mode. but that has not happened in a while.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448658 - 09/24/07 06:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

one word: RAGE

i just go apeshit when i fight, i have been in plenty.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Leanin]
    #7448664 - 09/24/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Depends. I used to resort to throwing bricks at people's heads, using the nearest hard object near me to bash the person in the head while we are fighting. Back in the day I pushed some faggot down some stairs cause he was talking shit but that wasn't really a fight... Point is: It's easy if you don't have rules. That what a fight is like, you win if you fuck the other person up and yes... your DICK WILL GET HARD.

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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448676 - 09/24/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

In the unlucky event that you take multiple punches to the head/face it will throb and your nose will probably feel flat (hopefully not broken)

Getting knocked out is interesting, it's like instant blackness and your just gone!   

:box:

I think unless your life is in danger using weapons is a pussy way to fight.  Go toe 2 toe & box.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: downforpot]
    #7448692 - 09/24/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I like to think of it like football. You try to whoop the guys ass infront of you, but you still have to think about what you are doing. Sure being insane in a fight is a good thing, but if your not focused and the other guy is, you will most likly get your ass kicked. Once you see the open shot just try to knock his ass on the ground then pound him until you feel better.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448698 - 09/24/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Its a rush for sure. Fist fight + Beer = a good time.

Gun fights are even better. The fight to the death!


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7448704 - 09/24/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

fights make you gay


seriously, i love going out and when all the clubs shut i just grab a pizza and sit in the shop and look out the window as all the drunken fucks start brawling with each other.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448723 - 09/24/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Your blood pressure blasts up, you become oblivious to pain, and you don't come down till someone gets fucked up. I try to stay away from "fightin' types", but when it happens its kinda fun.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7448724 - 09/24/07 06:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The first fight I got in was with a methed out ghetto dude that was a hell of a lot bigger than me. He tried to hit my girlfriend for something she did and I got in between both of them and thats when he started to focus on me. He couldn't catch me and I got away minus a shirt, I wasn't about to fight the guy. To tell you the truth I've never really fought back in a fight, but I rarely get into them, maybe two in my life and I'm 21.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7448728 - 09/24/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
A fist fight, physical dispute, ect...

I've never been in one, ever.

Do you think you are Bruce Lee for a time?

What's it all about?

I'd think it would suck balls. I'm more often than not a pacifist.




well first i should say that bruce lee is my biggest inspiration, and therefore i often find myself thinking that i am him lol. i am a pacifist as well, and so was bruce to a degree. which means that you can only test your limits so much before enough is enough.

as for the fight, it could be fun, or it could suck balls. if it is a fair fight, it can be a very exciting event. if it is unfair or unwinnable, it sucks balls.

ive never been one to turn down a fair fight, or a friendly fight. ive even been in a couple very unfair fights. one of them i took a pretty good beating. that fight sucked balls. the rest were fun and a good learning experience i would say. then again ive had plenty of training.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Leanin]
    #7448736 - 09/24/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I used to get jumped alot. Losing sucks especially when its a jumping, because usually its unprovoked IMO. Its like a fag bashing. and everybody laughs. You feel like a bitch with a jittery feeling like you get when you`re in a stressful situation like when your life is at risk of death.

I only fight when I get ambushed into it. First its the jittery feeling where you`re afraid he might have a weapon. Then I overcome my fear and the flight feeling turns to a rage. Then I become very clear headed and dominate the fight, Like i`m play fighting my dog. The dog is serious but I`m calm and clear headed almost emotionless. I just play with them until they wear down sometimes. If its multiples I try to inflict as much injury to eliminate enemies. Sometimes I jump in on fights, because some people go around starting fights they know they can win on little chumps. When I first started learning to fight I had to think about it and it felt mechanical. Now I dont think at all and it comes automatically, but it looks like I thought it through..a long time ago then it became reflex.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: veda_sticks]
    #7448742 - 09/24/07 06:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

veda_sticks said:
It does fuck balls, it really depends on really how mentally strong u are (or in some cases how mental u r)

I am a 1st degree black belt in Tea Kwon Do, and was supposed to be in the scottish team for the olympics. I trained very hard and was very disciplined.

But i still do not feel at all confident in defending myself at all in street.

Its very hard to say, u will find out if it ever hapens.

Avoid fighting at all costs, its really not necasary.

U do not think u r bruce lee, at least i do not thinkso. again its different for everyone. anyone who thinks this is a moron. Even bruce lee would not think this (if u know wot i mean)




just because you think you are bruce lee doesnt make you anything other than confident, i dont actually think to myself "my name is bruce lee, prepare to die!" i just envision myself in his place, calm, confident and ready to tackle the situation. so take your moron blab blah blah elsewhere.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: indica]
    #7448777 - 09/24/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Drunken fights are different than fights that settle something.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7448787 - 09/24/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

fights are lame


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: indica]
    #7448800 - 09/24/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Theres such thing as pussyitis.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7448809 - 09/24/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: veda_sticks]
    #7449165 - 09/24/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

fist fights are where you learn who you are and what you're made of :thumbup:


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7449182 - 09/24/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Bein in a fight is like an adrenaline rush, i dont know of any other way to put it.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7449245 - 09/24/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you know a fight is coming, the adrenaline starts messing with you (shaky arms and legs, time slows down, etc). If it's an ambush, it's basically instinct and you hit when and who you can.

I'm a dirty fighter. I've choked people by the adams apple, kneed people in the groin, chokeslammed a guy littler than me into a desk, thrown [fairly heavy] rocks at eyes, taken someone by the hair and slammed their head into various places, ripped off a dude's glasses so I could whoop him easier, etc. I haven't been in a fight in years, thank goodness. I've only lost one: I was blindsided by a big simoan guy with a class ring (or something similar). Knocked my two front teeth out and choked me until I was just seeing white. Luckily his friend pulled him off of me while alerting him to the fact that "he's gonna die dude, cut it out". I didn't even know the guy, or say anything to him! Crazy simoans.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7449332 - 09/24/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

if you are the aggressor, it is all pure fierce power.
if you are on the defense, it is more anxiety, scrambled scattered thoughts franticking in your head

if you engage in a fight, it always helps to lose touch with reality and detach from your personality completely,
their blows will also feel less painful too.
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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449358 - 09/24/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If someone goes crazy or rages on me I'll break their arm no questions asked.

Never a good idea when fighting someone who knows what they're doing and won't just close their eyes and throw up their hands.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7449370 - 09/24/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think they're fun.
Last time I got in a fight (late last winter) I got my ass whooped, but it was still a good time.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7449371 - 09/24/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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If someone goes crazy or rages on me I'll break their arm no questions asked.

Never a good idea when fighting someone who knows what they're doing and won't just close their eyes and throw up their hands.




if youre referring to martial arts and kickboxing and shit, i dont know anybody who actually uses the techniques they learned in a real street fight.

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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7449376 - 09/24/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i kinda wanna get into a fight now. hey apolly, let's go out on the town and pick a fight. it'll be a gay ole time!


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449381 - 09/24/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I was never in a fight before either, that's why I joined the MiagiDo Dojo last week. Miagi teaches that restraint and patience overcome battles. This week I'm learning the crane kick.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449394 - 09/24/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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If someone goes crazy or rages on me I'll break their arm no questions asked.

Never a good idea when fighting someone who knows what they're doing and won't just close their eyes and throw up their hands.




if youre referring to martial arts and kickboxing and shit, i dont know anybody who actually uses the techniques they learned in a real street fight.

weapons & power in numbers > kung fu




That's because people with a real skill in martial arts usually won't be caught dead in a street fight (Assault with a deadly weapon anybody?).

But if I'm fighting someone, and they start going apeshit, I will absolutely go straight for a take-down and break their shoulder or elbow joint.

Otherwise I'll let the fight go how it will.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7449482 - 09/24/07 09:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

youre better off going with the latter, and not betting that they will move always move in the vulnerable position you want them to.

i mean trained fighting is an art, it is strategized and taught in sequence and proper form, but "impromptu" fighting :lol: is a mess that usually involves drunkards throwing bottles, bricks against the head, keys & fingernails going in the eye, hair/clothes getting ripped to shreds...


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7449513 - 09/24/07 09:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah but the new generation of martial artists don't train one style like Karate or Tae Kwon Do any more where they only know how to react to certain situations.

We've done training sessions that could basically be called "101 ways to incapacitate a drunk guy" all kinds of different moves to vital areas you can perform from any position. I'd never use any of course unless I felt my life was threatened, and some guy going apeshit on me trying to fight me would qualify in my mind.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7450497 - 09/25/07 03:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck all that martial arts shit. Makes me laugh when someone says he would go for the spinning knee kick in to a guillotine choke or something. I just know if would fuck him up so bad. In a real fight you get punched in your fucking face before you even know what happened. After that its all a brawl.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #7450922 - 09/25/07 08:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'd would honestly love to see any of you that have basically said Jadian wouldn't be able to use his shit in a fight try and fight him, he would fucking rock you guys.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #7451417 - 09/25/07 11:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Fuck all that martial arts shit. Makes me laugh when someone says he would go for the spinning knee kick in to a guillotine choke or something. I just know if would fuck him up so bad. In a real fight you get punched in your fucking face before you even know what happened. After that its all a brawl.




Nobody would try some kind of spinning leg kick in a fight, but chokes of all kinds are pretty much the most effective way to end a fight period.

Many many many of the techniques we practice are applicable in real life situations, and some aren't. I mean shit I'm learning Capoeira but there's no way you'd catch me pulling cartwheels and windmill kicks in a real fight, but sure as hell a hip toss or an arm drag into a position where I can break your arm at the shoulder is a very viable possibility.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7451458 - 09/25/07 11:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well yeah mma type martial arts are obviously good if you practice sparring a lot.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #7451720 - 09/25/07 12:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That's the best way to learn :grin:


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: lukeboots]
    #7452227 - 09/25/07 03:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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If you know a fight is coming, the adrenaline starts messing with you (shaky arms and legs, time slows down, etc). If it's an ambush, it's basically instinct and you hit when and who you can.

I'm a dirty fighter. I've choked people by the adams apple, kneed people in the groin, chokeslammed a guy littler than me into a desk, thrown [fairly heavy] rocks at eyes, taken someone by the hair and slammed their head into various places, ripped off a dude's glasses so I could whoop him easier, etc. I haven't been in a fight in years, thank goodness. I've only lost one: I was blindsided by a big simoan guy with a class ring (or something similar). Knocked my two front teeth out and choked me until I was just seeing white. Luckily his friend pulled him off of me while alerting him to the fact that "he's gonna die dude, cut it out". I didn't even know the guy, or say anything to him! Crazy simoans.




jonny, there is no such thing as a dirty fight, IMO. if you want a clean fight, get into boxing or MMA. if its a street fight, there are no rules. dont let anyone fool you into thinking differently. if you are a decent human being then chances are, you are not the aggressor, which means you probably did not want to fight in the first place. you end that fight as quickly as possible. the most effective fighting systems in the world use "dirty" tactics. why? because a fight is not a boxing match.

one thing i used to do in school when kids would force me into a fight is kick my shoe off and into their face(i always wore my shoes loose) and it was ususally over in a punch or two.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7452243 - 09/25/07 03:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Jadian said:
If someone goes crazy or rages on me I'll break their arm no questions asked.

Never a good idea when fighting someone who knows what they're doing and won't just close their eyes and throw up their hands.




if youre referring to martial arts and kickboxing and shit, i dont know anybody who actually uses the techniques they learned in a real street fight.

weapons & power in numbers > kung fu




are you kidding me? then you dont know anyone who truly knows martial arts or boxing or kickboxing, or any fighting style for that matter. anyone who knows their shit absolutely use what they have learned, they just dont use any of the forms or bullshit in a fight. no trained fighter drops all learned technique in a street fight to "wing it" and see what happens......


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7452257 - 09/25/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i was in a fight a year ago this november...i was goin to indiana university and some friends and i went to purdue to watch the

IU vs PU football game...


i fought some purdue guy because he was wasted and just walked into the appartment we were visiting and knocked over the beer pong table...it was really fun to fight i thought....i hadnt been in a fight since i was little and it was actually pretty fun to just waste somebody and not give a complete fuck..haha...

i really try to stay away from violence though...that was sooo random and the settings were perfect...it just all happend really fast and was over even faster....i dont plan on getting in any more fights, but if somethin happens i will do it.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Jadian]
    #7452268 - 09/25/07 03:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah but the new generation of martial artists don't train one style like Karate or Tae Kwon Do any more where they only know how to react to certain situations.

We've done training sessions that could basically be called "101 ways to incapacitate a drunk guy" all kinds of different moves to vital areas you can perform from any position. I'd never use any of course unless I felt my life was threatened, and some guy going apeshit on me trying to fight me would qualify in my mind.




exactly. i have been in martial arts for years, ive done a few different styles, and now im really starting to cross train and combine everything ive learned.

crystal doesnt know what shes talking about. you go ahead and throw a bottle or a brick at a trained martial artist. you had better hope you catch him when he isnt looking, and you run away before he realizes who did it.

she has one thing right, it is an art, but it is a very functional art. yes there are forms and pleasantries, however they are all for refining speed, strength, technique and forming moves that can be done almost invuluntarily after time.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #7452294 - 09/25/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Fuck all that martial arts shit. Makes me laugh when someone says he would go for the spinning knee kick in to a guillotine choke or something. I just know if would fuck him up so bad. In a real fight you get punched in your fucking face before you even know what happened. After that its all a brawl.




a true martial artist doesnt attempt intricate moves. they attempt to defeat you with as few moves as possible. i laugh at those guys too. because they are usually pompous douchebags who got into martial arts for all the wrong reasons, they saw a hollywood movie and shit their pants in excitement.

fuck a roundhouse or any of that shit. you stay tight, and you wait for them to move first. a smart MA will always let you move first. it gives them a good idea as to how you function. any MA master will tell you to keep your skill hidden deep inside until you know how the enemy functions, and then end the fight. personally im a firm believer in pressure points and momentum.


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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #7452300 - 09/25/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Well yeah mma type martial arts are obviously good if you practice sparring a lot.




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Re: What is being in a fight like? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7458088 - 09/26/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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fist fights are where you learn who you are and what you're made of :thumbup:



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I've been in about 5 or so soild one on one fights in my whole life but they always occur without my assertivness. its the other guy that has always wanted to fight me. I lost on of them but i won the other 4, that i recall. Im not a very big guy 5'10 around 150ish so i usually dont try to provoke fights, im actually for the most part passive. I wont go and jump some people because i just think thats bitch, and cowardly. and i wont just go fight some guys because they were "talking shit man". If there just runing their mouth over dumb shit and/or it doesnt have shit to do with me im not gonna go to that level.

If i feel threatned or I feel the need to put someone on their place with violence,  tehn i go all out! i dont half ass for shit. It takes ALOT for me to get pissed of to the point of fighting, but when i snap, I FUCKIN SNAP. and i almost loose control of myself.


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