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RandalFlagg
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: trendal]
#5881746 - 07/20/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Badass story.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881751 - 07/20/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last physical conflict that I got into wasn't really a fight. Some guy tried to rob me while I was in my car. It looked as though he was trying to either kill me or do some really serious damage. I didn't really fight him, as I was in my car. He threw things at the car, and as I was pulling away he opened my door. I kind of pushed him away, as I was speeding off and he fell down on the street. That was it.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: blink]
#5881774 - 07/20/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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anyone here do mma? blinkidiot do you? i just started training with my freind who has been doing it for like ten years! he's mostlty teaching me jiu jitsu
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PinballWizard
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881823 - 07/20/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The only (non-brother) fight I have ever been in was in 2nd grade. Some kid was making fun of me because I was going as Batman for Halloween, and I don't know how it happened, but we ended up rolling around on the ground hitting each other. Pretty lame.
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FunkyLoFi
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: eris]
#5881871 - 07/20/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This takes place in early August of 2005.
It was my roommate D's girlfriends 22nd birthday. She rented out the basement of a local yuppie ass bar. My friends and I were really reluctant to go because the crowd there is very lame. Mostly frat guys and college freshman. God I fucking hate that place. So we decide to go for a little while anyway cause D's gf bought 3 kegs and we can get drunk for free.
As soon as we get there, it sucks. There were more guys wearing striped pink shirts than I thought even existed. So we head to the basement and start slamming the free brew. Once in the basement it wasn't so bad. I have alot of mutual friends of D's girlfriend, so it was nice to catch up with some people I haven't talked to in a while.
So I'm standing their talking with this dude I don't know, just drunken bullshitting. He starts to tell me how much D's girlfriend is being a bitch lately and he used to really like her. (I don't think he knew I was good friends with D.) He kept saying some not cool shit about her and I was just trying to stay neutral and let him rant...after all it was kinda of entertaining me. At this point D's girlfriend is walking across the room in our direction.
Out of no where this dude reaches out and pushes D's girl pretty hard. She falls on her ass, missing her head on the corner of a table by an inch or so. I just stand there for a second not believing what I just saw. I don't know where D came from but he blindsides this dude and drops him. One this guys friend tackles D into a table and they wrestle to the ground. Fuck! Dude man is on top of D and hits him with a couple weak punches. I run over and throw a punch and knock the guy right off of D. As he rolls over I keep throwing punches, connecting on another 3 or 4 punches. D gets off the ground and starts hitting him too. (That may have been the hardest I have ever punched someone)
Within about 20 seconds there was just a huge pile of people, of which I was on the bottom, still trying to beat the shit out of the guy that was originally hitting D. I got hit a good couple times in this pile as my arms were really of little use. My friend, A, starts kicking the few guys that had piled on top of us and starts to pull me out. As I was being pulled out I kept trying to go back in, but A is a big dude and easily overpowered me.
At this point the bouncers at the bar have broke most of it up. The dude that pushed the girl is no where to be found. He abandoned his friend that stood up for him...and in turn we gave him an ass whoopin he won't forget. He was bleeding from somewhere on his face, although I couldn't tell. I kinda felt bad afterwards but I had to help my friend from getting his ass kicked.
Overall I ended up with a ripped t-shirt and bruised elbow. D had a little lump on his forehead from the few punches he took before I jumped in. On there side everyone was pretty much fine except the one guy that looked like he would be hurting pretty bad in the morning.
In the end, the dude that got his ass kicked was booted from the bar. I doubt he wanted to stay anyway, as all of his friends had already bailed on him.
We stayed and polished off the kegs. That was the last time I went to that bar though...I really hate fighting, and we aren't quite metro sexual enough for that place.
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MasterOfTheToys
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5881940 - 07/20/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last time I was in a fight was with a tranny in a gay bar in Santa Monica... Why we were there dont ask why...
But basically I got my ass kicked....
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ClammyJoe
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: MasterOfTheToys]
#5881944 - 07/20/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My friend punched me in the jaw, and I lost 3 teeth.
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MasterOfTheToys
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5881946 - 07/20/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thats cause you ROCK, my friend of friends
Edited by blinkidiot (07/20/06 05:08 PM)
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#5882022 - 07/20/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: blink]
#5882054 - 07/20/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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best thread in here for a long time.
Ok, heres my contribution. I was at a party and this kid starts punching my friend, I let the two go at it. Fights are fun to watch IMO and they were both little bitches. My friends sister(it was her moms house) comes outta left field and "tries" to break it up. She gets punched in the face by the ignorant asshole who's girlfriend I fucked. So I had the shit out of him and he has to leave due to blood loss. What a shitty week for that guy.
Thats the last fight I was in.
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Noetical
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5882097 - 07/20/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last fight was last August ....
Don't remember anything about how it happened or what all I know is that my new red tshirt told me I likely lost.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: despisedicon]
#5882119 - 07/20/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A roommate with a drinking problem (and had a few in 'em at the moment) pushed me up against a wall. I hooked his leg and brought him to the ground trying to just get him to chill out. Even though the guy was effectively mounted, he managed to get his fingers around a clothes iron and took a swing at me with it. He missed.
Realizing this was getting worse, not better, I antagonized his face until he made the classic blunder of rolling over to protect his head, but exposed his back.
Applied a rear naked choke which put him out in roughly 8-10 seconds. The instant he went limp I got up and called the cops.
He had to move out. I hate fights.
In cleaning out one of the rooms after he left, I found a letter from this roommate to someone else (that he apparently never sent). It was taped to the back of a cheap wall mirror. In part it spoke about an incident ten years prior where this guy killed a twelve year old kid while DUI.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: splifner180]
#5882184 - 07/20/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A friend and I were living together during our senior year. His parents were tranferred to cleveland, than transferred back, so they were staying in a hotel while their new house was built, and he stayed with me. I was working really hard around 3am on some college applications, and he was just screwing around and farting really loud, waking up my mom who made us go to bed since it was a school night. We get downstairs and I get really pissed because I needed to finish them. There was a lot of built up anger, I mean we were good friends, but 3 months living together was getting to us. So i didnt want to hurt him, so i pimp smack him across the face, he gets up, trys to punch me in the face, i dodge and tackle him onto my bad (ooooh sexy) then I throw him off the bed, get on top of him and im about to try to punch him when my mom runs down and breaks it up.
It kind of sucked fighting with my best friend, but he was leaving the next day, and three months was just way too much. Hes chill, but can get annoying.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5882709 - 07/20/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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these kids broke into my apartment at school i caught one and fucked his world up big time. he didnt even fight back, he was just trying to get away. i was shit faced and out of control. like 3 dudes pulled me off
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5882729 - 07/20/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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girlfriend was a bartender. only one working. rednecks come in and get trashed. they were trying to put dollar bills down her shirt. she tried to kick them out, but wouldnt. called me (I lived next door). I went and regulated.
told them to respect the lady but they told me to fuck off.
fought two guys. I dropped them both. one guy got a good crack in, though.
police were eventually called. no charges or arrests.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Asante]
#5882774 - 07/20/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last summer was my last fight, some prick beat up one of my friends so me and a few friends met up with him near a church I started pushing him around but he didn't want to fight, so I pushed harder untell he almost fell then he turned around and took a swing at me, he hit me then I grabbed him by the back of the shirt and started punching him in the face about maybe 9-12 times, then he tried to get away and he went down to try to get out of my grip so I landed a kick to the stomach, then I tried to bring him to the ground to finish him off but I couldn't, so he got away and walked away with his few buddies. Next day at school he had makeup on to cover all the bruses on his face.
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: blink]
#5882780 - 07/20/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats fuckin awesome man...I LOVE mma
did u watch the open weight pride tourney? there was some really great fuckin fights
I don't think I could do it...if I was almost knocked out that we be enough for me...I never fought all that much(its really hard for me to hurt someone physically) tho I could...cause I ain't small and I'm athletic(well least I used to be :P)
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5882812 - 07/20/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha I think I'd rather talk about my 1st fight much more interesting. I was in 6th grade in a class of 14, in a ghetto ass catholic school in South Omaha. We had this school-dance, which surprisinglt brings in a large crowd. Well I was dancin with some girl and this punk-ass mexican (not racist im 50% mexican myself) who was a class-mate of mine gets mad because he has a crush on this girl and I should back off. I tried explainin to him if he liked her he should go talk to her and get outa my face. This pissed him off so he spit on me, immediatly his posse he brang along which consisted of his brothers and cousins lined up to taunt me. I asked him if he felt this was worth fightin over? cuz i really was afraid. He caught me off gaurd connected perfectly with my face. He then asked me to hit him, free punch. So I did the 3stooges thing where I poked both of his eyes. Then I started wailin on him, before he hit the ground I get knocked the fuck out by his cousin who was like 17. Ironically we became pretty good friends before his parents shipped him off to boot-camp, havent seen him since
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: musicturkey]
#5883427 - 07/21/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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In middle school, i had a running rivalry with the "ghetto" mexican who attended. Me and my buddy liked to sit at these tables, and they liked to "break dance" if you can call it that right next to them. So they would try to provoke us into fights all the time. My strategy was to completely ignore the shit-talking. One day they layed it on extra thick, so i decided to stand up. Me and one of them were face to face on the pickinic tables. He spit on my shoe, so i hauked up this BIG nasty loogy, and put it between his eyes. He pushed me. I should have flew off the table and busted my ass, i was about to. But i was wearing those skater shoes with the grind plate in the bottom "soaps" They caught the edge of the table just right, and instead i gracefully slid off, and landed on my feet. It looked like i did it on purpous, and a hush fell over the croud.
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PinballWizard
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Re: Tell us about the last fight you were in [Re: Dreamer987]
#5883432 - 07/21/06 01:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Interesting. And then...
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