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Re: funny jokes [Re: d33p]
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How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice....?



Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear!


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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dany0]
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That's not a joke, that's just disturbed.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: HappyTrippin]
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HappyTrippin said:
That's not a joke, that's just disturbed.


How many jokes do you know where a situation follows the status quo? Redneck jokes don't count, fyi.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: d33p]
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This is the thread i got the pub's 2 millionth post in but noone will acknowledge it  :sip:

i dont have any jokes, i dont know what it is. i cant make one up. but i cant find any to repeat to you because i dont look at comedy as jokes. I see it as art in constant motion.

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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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most people just steal other people's jokes. Try that.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: TrancedShroom]
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LOL!


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Re: funny jokes [Re: the bizzle]
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Q: What's the best thing about fucking a 12 year old girl in the shower?

A: You can slick her hair back and she looks like an 8 year old boy.


I am a big fan of the numerous dead baby jokes, the list is endless.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Re: funny jokes [Re: homesqueeze]
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what did the fish say when he hit the wall?



DAM!


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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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Dug a Sprogie said:
This is the thread i got the pub's 2 millionth post in but noone will acknowledge it  :sip:

i dont have any jokes, i dont know what it is. i cant make one up. but i cant find any to repeat to you because i dont look at comedy as jokes. I see it as art in constant motion.




who really gives a shit bout post counts


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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dany0]
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Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?


So you can lick its eyes while you masturbate.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: snoot]
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Walzmanm, excellent baby joke (and I have heard tons)!

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Re: funny jokes [Re: snoot]
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the best bad joke i know -

three eggs and a piece of bacon walk into a bar.  the bartender yells "HEY!  we don't serve breakfast here!"

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now, a story joke i remember from elementary school.


two men had just finished laying a carpet and decided to smoke a cigarette.  one reaches for his pocket, only to find his pack of cigarettes missing.  he looks around the room and spots a telltale lump in the middle of the carpet..

he grabs his hammer and flattens it down.  no need in taking up the entire carpet for a single pack of cigarettes.

just then, the owner of the house walks in holding the pack of smokes.  "these must be yours.. none of us smoke.  by the way, you haven't seen my daughter's pet hamster, have you?"

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one from my friend and comedian, kenny klein -

i have a problem.. i molest cub scouts.  i'm up to a pack a day.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: starseed]
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes..?



Nothing you've already told her twice!

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whats the best part about 7 year olds??


their hands make your dick look bigger!


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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dany0]
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i've got some pretty funny racist jokes but I probably better not...


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Re: funny jokes [Re: snoot]
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A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender yells, "we dont serve your kind here"

The mushroom says, "why not? Im a fungi."



A rabbi, a priest and a muslim walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"



A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The guy sits down, and orders a beer. The monkey runs around, and goes to the pool table. It picks up a ball and eats it.

The bartender yells, "WTF, did you just see what your monkey did?"

The guy responds, "yea he eats everything, just put it on my tab."

A few weeks later, the guy comes back with the monkey, an orders a beer, and the monkey runs around.

The monkey gos up to a lady at the bar, takes the cherry out of her drink, sticks it up his ass, then eats it.

The bartender yells "WTF, your monkey just shoved a cherry up his ass and ate it!"

The guy replies, "yea ever since that billiard ball, he measures everything first."




And a few sick ones......


How do you get a nun laid?

--Dress her as an alter boy.


Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

--Cant unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


Why did the dead baby cross the road?

--It was stapled to the chicken.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: snoot]
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How do you know if your mom has her period?


Your brothers cock tastes funny.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: RupturedHernia]
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RupturedHernia said:
How do you know if your mom has her period?


Your brothers cock tastes funny.


LOL

Q: How do you starve a redneck?
A: Hide his food stamps in his work boots.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: Aircooled]
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What do ______ and sperm have in common?


--Only 1 in 3 million works


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Re: funny jokes [Re: the bizzle]
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was that a joke referencing niggers?
that just great
you racist!
just because you didn't actually use the word nigger
doesn't make it any less hurtful and wrong
i wish there was a nigger here now
where is koopa?
that nigger will kick your ass for making fun of niggers


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Re: funny jokes [Re: hamandcheese]
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it's whatever you want it to be


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