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Funny Joke
    #3452019 - 12/05/04 09:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

A woman goes to her priest and says

    "My husband is always drinking and comming home late and drunk, Is there anything I can do about this?"
    "Well maybe a good hit in the head would do him some good" Said the priest

Come Friday night the man comes home carrying a duck the wide answers the door with a rolling pin.

    "Look at you harold ..... Why ......"
The woman obviously confused
    "How do you like my pig" says the Husband
    "Harold your so drunk you don't know the difference between a pig and a duck"
    "Thats what you think. I was asking the question to my duck here"


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