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here , I'lll start.

Whats round and can never be in the wrong place at the wrong time.


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Re: funny jokes [Re: snoot]
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answer; :boobs:


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Re: funny jokes [Re: snoot]
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A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel stuck in his pants

the bartender says "Hey, pirate...I see you've got a steering wheel stuck in your pants"

The pirate replies: "AARRRRRR...

  It drives me nuts!"


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Re: funny jokes [Re: the bizzle]
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lol


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Re: funny jokes [Re: the bizzle]
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I told that joke on here years ago. You stole my joke you dirty pirate fucker!


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Re: funny jokes [Re: TrancedShroom]
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how do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?

hand the bitch a shovel


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: funny jokes [Re: TrancedShroom]
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TrancedShroom said:
I told that joke on here years ago. You stole my joke you dirty pirate fucker!


LOL...nah...I don't even know where I got it from, definitely not here...I didn't expect anybody to have known about that one


Here are some jokes that a random bum in times square told me...perhaps it was because he was a random bum i found them so funny...


What do you call a deer with no eyes? 

-- No idear

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


-- Still no idear


What do you call a cow with no legs?


--Ground beef


What do you call a lesbian eskimo?


--a Klondike


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Re: funny jokes [Re: the bizzle]
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those are good ones bizzle! LOLZ


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Re: funny jokes [Re: TrancedShroom]
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ghahahahha omg omg i need that post zomg

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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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omgomg this is it

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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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yea got it

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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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that what

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Re: funny jokes [Re: TrancedShroom]
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here's a favorite...its kinda goofy but I like it...it's hard to do the delivery right online though:


There were some muffins baking in an oven.

One muffin says to the muffin next to him, "It sure is hot in here!"





To which the other muffin replies: "AAGH!!!A TALKING MUFFIN!!"





and another one I like, which has been totally ruined by a gay TV commercial:

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


-- Nacho cheese


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Re: funny jokes [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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Keep it up and I'm going to kill you, no joke


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Re: funny jokes [Re: TrancedShroom]
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There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"


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Re: funny jokes [Re: markofthebeast]
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hahahahaha


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Re: funny jokes [Re: markofthebeast]
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haha that made me lol

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Re: funny jokes [Re: homesqueeze]
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I've heard that one a long time ago, except around here it was a Boudreaux and Thibideaux joke

maybe I'll look up some and report back in the unlikely event I find a good one


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Re: funny jokes [Re: homesqueeze]
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What are three things that can't be hidden?

coughing, poverty, and love

joos are teh lulz


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Re: funny jokes [Re: fee]
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fee said:
how do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?

hand the bitch a shovel


haha I've heard that one before.
here's another

Why did the woman cross the road?

I don't know, but she should have been in the kitchen

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