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Re: Unprotected SEx [Re: Krishna]
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Krishna said:
the poop-chute is a lot more flexible than people give it credit for.


and usually when a girl says "omg you're just so big i don't think it'll fit" she isn't actually concerned about your size, she just doesn't want you to siihb.


yeah i have had a girl say its too big but then did it you gota slowly work it you gota go really slow til they get super relaxed then smash the fuck out of it blow a load in there and then pull out it will hurt them later tho. and when they fart they will fart cum. lol.

but you need to be seriously gental at first so the relax enough that you can do it or they wont let you cause the pain.


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Re: Unprotected SEx [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
whattheheck said:
And why not?


Does the word poopydick mean anything to you?



Fecal matter! Delicious!  :puke:


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Re: Unprotected SEx [Re: filthee]
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filthee said:
find a woman who washes her shit properly man

ive never tasted shit and i dont think a decent woman would let you there if she wasnt shower clean mate

who you been fucking,an ape?




lol was that directed to me?

if it was i lmaoe'd actually i lmaoe'd either way:lmafo:

Shes no ape but her booty hole has enuff hair 2 keep me at bay. She keeps her poon nice n tidy though and its real pretty which is why i havent really complained. Well i have jokingly, hopefully she gets rid of it(i can see how that might prove difficult) but i wont make her; We're humans afterall, humans have hair:shrug: as long as the is pussy nice n bare me n my member r happy:thumbup:

1ove:mushroom2:


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Re: Unprotected SEx [Re: pookiehead]
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ass hair on a chica.  yeah man.  is she an ape?  italian?  puerto rican?
you tell her to fix that shit!  i have never really needed to ass fuck a girl.
in fact, i often wonder how that one came about, considering the vagina is heavenly.
but i know how it piqued my interests.  my ex, who was Honduran, had the best pussy/ass combo.
one day, i had her bent over a leather bench-like ottoman during the day.
the room was lit with natural light.  and i looked down.  her pussy was gripping so hard that day.
everything was perfect, and when i looked down and saw her asshole, something clicked.
like i just reached a mega level or God spoke to me.  i became a robot.  i had to put it in her ass.
everything else just did not compute.  it was cool.
but.  if she had hair on her rusty sheriff's badge, i probably would have hate fucked her and came in her hair.
seriously.  i would have pulled out, sat on her shoulders, pulled her head back
and weaved my dick thru her thick spanish hair and canvased her head, while cumming on her scalp.


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Shark: So what did you do?
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I did what I wanted to do.
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Re: Unprotected SEx [Re: Solemente]
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Solemente said:
Having a girlfriend that's on birth control ftw, if you can trust her.



qft


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