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Offlineiamconfused
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Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time.
    #10150175 - 04/12/09 12:36 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

This girl gave me chlamydia. I wasn't sure if I had it, it doesn't usually have symptoms, until about a week ago.  I started shooting blanks. Got a one day pill (zithromax) that kills STDs like chlamydia. Still shooting blanks right now. I'm only 21 and hopefully things will change, but right now I'm facing the possibility that one bad sexual decision could mean I'll never to get to have children of my own. Very, very depressing thought... Damn, this is so fucked. So kids, do not ever trust a girl, ever, unless you see test results. It's worth it, take it from me.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused] * 1
    #10150196 - 04/12/09 12:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

same thing goes for trustin your guys dirty dicks that'll fuck anything.

duh.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl] * 1
    #10150204 - 04/12/09 12:42 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

lol, unprotected sex


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Offlineiamconfused
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: shadyy]
    #10150208 - 04/12/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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same thing goes for trustin your guys dirty dicks that'll fuck anything.




True, but I've only actually had sex with two girls in my life. I just made a bad choice.

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Offlineigwna
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: shadyy]
    #10150211 - 04/12/09 12:44 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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shadysteve said:
lol, unprotected sex




steve, you really are one shady fuck.















:heart:


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: igwna]
    #10150216 - 04/12/09 12:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

What do you mean that will fuck anything.... how can you possibly tell by looks if someone has an std.... I consider myself to have quite high standards when it comes to women, but even weathly hot intelligent women can get an std:rolleyes:

hence then the next guy to sleep with her will also get it... not like he is fucking anything that walks along:shrug:

Op raises a good point dont run the risk.... good luck with the treatment mate:thumbup:

Edited by illume (04/12/09 12:48 AM)

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OfflineCptnGarden
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: illume]
    #10150233 - 04/12/09 12:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I got ghonorrea from some chick blowing my knob

you can get it from more than just vaginal.

apparently she must have had it in her throat and just thought she had strep or something.

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Offlineiamconfused
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: CptnGarden]
    #10150241 - 04/12/09 12:55 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, I'm saying this because I know guys that will have unprotected sex with a girl if she's on birth control or will just have unprotected sex and just pull out if she isn't on the pill. But it's just not worth it.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150249 - 04/12/09 12:59 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

magikgrl said:
same thing goes for trustin your guys dirty dicks that'll fuck anything.

duh.





That's YOUR BAD for trusting your guys "Dirty Dick".  They sell condoms at EVERY conenience store I've ever gone into.  I'm 40 years old and bought condoms by the dozen's in my "Hey Day"  I've had my share of "one night stands" and to this day I'm still STD FREE.  Oh......... Still no Biological children either.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10150251 - 04/12/09 12:59 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

You should punish that girl, I sure as hell would. Give her an STD... like AIDS, she can't sue she gave you an STD...

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10150256 - 04/12/09 01:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #10150263 - 04/12/09 01:05 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.




:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
    #10150268 - 04/12/09 01:06 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

The shroomy 1 said:
Quote:

DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.




:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?




The Buttocks
Between firm breasts
Mouth
Bananas(?)
Fleshlight (?)
etc etc

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FreedomForAll] * 1
    #10150278 - 04/12/09 01:09 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

All's I meant was you guys talk about not being able to trust girls, it's a two way street. Neither one you can trust.


No bad here, never had an issue.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150297 - 04/12/09 01:14 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Well, yeah, it can go both ways, but I don't feel like being egalitarian right now. I'm :mad2::rocket:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
    #10150300 - 04/12/09 01:15 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

The shroomy 1 said:
Quote:

DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.




:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?






Youd be VERY surprised


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150301 - 04/12/09 01:17 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

magikgrl said:
All's I meant was you guys talk about not being able to trust girls, it's a two way street. Neither one you can trust.


No bad here, never had an issue.




I'm not saying that I don't trust girls.  I LOVE WOMEN.  I'm secure enough in my life and my career that I can "reflect" on my past and appreciate the "experiences" I've had.  Hell, my Wife has had her "fair share" of MEN... I don't think about it twice.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10150320 - 04/12/09 01:25 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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iamconfused said:
This girl gave me chlamydia. I wasn't sure if I had it, it doesn't usually have symptoms, until about a week ago.  I started shooting blanks. Got a one day pill (zithromax) that kills STDs like chlamydia. Still shooting blanks right now. I'm only 21 and hopefully things will change, but right now I'm facing the possibility that one bad sexual decision could mean I'll never to get to have children of my own. Very, very depressing thought... Damn, this is so fucked. So kids, do not ever trust a girl, ever, unless you see test results. It's worth it, take it from me.





we need more girls like her. we don't need any more stupid retarded people.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10150322 - 04/12/09 01:25 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

FreedomForAll said:
Quote:

The shroomy 1 said:
Quote:

DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.




:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?




The Buttocks
Between firm breasts
Mouth
Bananas(?)
Fleshlight (?)
etc etc




+
raw meat
dogs assholes
sheeps assholes
and a variety of other strange but possibly pleasureful places

some people are fucked up :shrug:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: CptnGarden]
    #10150341 - 04/12/09 01:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

vacuum cleaners.


don't forget vacuum cleaners.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150342 - 04/12/09 01:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

magikgrl said:
All's I meant was you guys talk about not being able to trust girls, it's a two way street. Neither one you can trust.


No bad here, never had an issue.





lol its so true unless theres teaming up i have seen women conspire with out a doubt before and have been conspired against by them. i learned a valuable lesson when i hooked up with 3 chicks that were all part of the same group but still talk to all of them as friends. it was funny to see how quickly they would lie and turn on each other. after all and all i dont really talk to them cause its not worth the time of mind.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10150348 - 04/12/09 01:31 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

stop hunting me.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Merkin]
    #10150363 - 04/12/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Merkin said:




like WOAH!


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150369 - 04/12/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

magikgrl said:
vacuum cleaners.


don't forget vacuum cleaners.




OMG!  I seriously thought I was the only one! :shocked:


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
    #10150376 - 04/12/09 01:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150413 - 04/12/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Holy Crap... that was an "Industrial Vacuum"


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
    #10150430 - 04/12/09 01:51 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Theres some weird fixation with guys sticking there dicks in fruits and vegetables. Men can be weird as fuck.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150465 - 04/12/09 02:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

"I thought I told you to not bother me when im cleaning my room!!! :crankey:"

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: CptnGarden]
    #10150498 - 04/12/09 02:12 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

he is posting that shit everywhere

thats the 5th time i seen it tonihght


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10150555 - 04/12/09 02:38 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

that can be counted as a form of natural selection right?


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150564 - 04/12/09 02:46 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah chlamydia sucks. A Itching, Burning dick will drive you nuts.
I wouldn't worry to much about it. The test where they jab a Q-tip in your dick hole is the worst part. As long as you don't have it for a while it usually won't fuck you up to bad.

Watch out for girls that scratch a lot

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10150686 - 04/12/09 04:17 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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This girl gave me chlamydia. I wasn't sure if I had it, it doesn't usually have symptoms, until about a week ago.  I started shooting blanks. Got a one day pill (zithromax) that kills STDs like chlamydia. Still shooting blanks right now. I'm only 21 and hopefully things will change, but right now I'm facing the possibility that one bad sexual decision could mean I'll never to get to have children of my own. Very, very depressing thought... Damn, this is so fucked. So kids, do not ever trust a girl, ever, unless you see test results. It's worth it, take it from me.





can you explain "shooting blanks" for me?


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: rodfarva]
    #10150777 - 04/12/09 06:03 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

here it means ur infertile or barren
i only have to sneeze in a womans direction and she'll get pregnant:stoned:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: filthee]
    #10150791 - 04/12/09 06:13 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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i only have to sneeze in a womans direction and she'll get pregnant




what the fuck is coming out of your face man?!


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FoxFire]
    #10150804 - 04/12/09 06:21 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

puss lately  :lol:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10150846 - 04/12/09 06:51 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I CANT HEAR YOU LALALAALALALAALALALALA, STDs arent Real LALALALASALALAALALAL



seriously though, i cant do condoms, and i absolutely LOVE unprotected sex. I only do it with my girlfriend, though if i ever cheated(which i wont) it would be without a condom. WHY?, because i cannot fuck with condoms, dont know why but they area a mega turn off. I love feeling the heat eminating from the most glorious place on earth, as i caress it with the tip of my penis then thrust myself deep into my lover. Theres nothing quite like  Vag on Penis contact. It  just feels SSOOOOOOOOOO right. and warm....mmmmmmmm. sorry guys, im pleading ignorance here. Be on the look out for my first STD thread :grin:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: pookiehead]
    #10263442 - 04/30/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

so you still shooting blanks and howd you find out youre shooting blanks and how long did you go without treatment.

i had that but i acted fast in getting cured. now im a bit worried if i shoot blanks


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10263484 - 04/30/09 03:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

This is why its all about unprotected sex with pre-adolescent virgins; you avoid the pregnancy, the aids and I hear tears make good lubricant :yesnod:.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Cepheus]
    #10265597 - 04/30/09 09:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

you see thats not true cause they could of got it from a parent or other STDs that can be passed by the parent.


any who yeah im totally about virgins cause they do have less of a chance of STDs and you can totally get them on the pill. tho my fav is 18 yearolds ^.^ thats the prefect age of body and mind maturity you gota get em before they turn into a whore tho.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10265886 - 04/30/09 09:50 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

fuuuuck condoms


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Calix]
    #10266097 - 04/30/09 10:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah condoms suck, but I've gotten a girl pregnant before.
She got an abortion (her choice, but I agreed that she do whatever feels right for her). But what if she didn't get an abortion?

I say do whatever you want. But also I say only have sex without a condom if it's with somebody you wouldn't mind having babies with!

I personally would like to get an STD test cause ya never know [unless you do], I wonder if there are any ways to get a free test?


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
    #10266428 - 04/30/09 11:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

lol or on the pill or something equal to that. like my girl friend i blow massive loads in her all the time its great.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10266588 - 05/01/09 12:06 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

thats a tradgedy man good luck with that look on the bright side at least they dont have a tube being fed into your dick

pills or not i wouldnt bust in any girl but i can see why people would do it

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10266693 - 05/01/09 12:28 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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lol or on the pill or something equal to that. like my girl friend i blow massive loads in her all the time its great.




Then she better remember to take that shit every day.  Missing even a single day can drastically reduce the effectiveness of many birth control pills.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Jadian]
    #10266726 - 05/01/09 12:36 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah except I think like, only 5 or so of the pills are active... the rest are basically just sugar pills so the chick gets in the habit of taking it everyday.
Least that's what I've heard.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Shroomism]
    #10267049 - 05/01/09 02:54 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I know that's the case with some of them.  I think that's stupid though because if they miss the one that matters then they're fucked (no pun intended)


Placebo pills

The placebo pills allow the user to take a pill every day; remaining in the daily habit even during the week without hormones. Placebo pills may contain an iron supplement, as iron requirements increase during menstruation.

Failure to take pills during the placebo week does not impact the effectiveness of the pill, provided that daily ingestion of active pills is resumed at the end of the week.

The withdrawal bleeding that occurs during the break from active pills was thought to be comforting, as a physical confirmation of not being pregnant.[54][dubious – discuss] The 28-day pill package also simulates the average menstrual cycle, though the hormonal events during a pill cycle are significantly different from those of a normal ovulatory menstrual cycle. The withdrawal bleeding is also predictable; as a woman goes longer periods of time taking only active pills, unexpected breakthrough bleeding becomes a more common side effect.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Calix]
    #10267804 - 05/01/09 10:03 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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so you still shooting blanks and howd you find out youre shooting blanks and how long did you go without treatment.




I was surprised to see this topic back. As far as I know I'm still shooting blanks. Now, I haven't been tested for sterility, I don't have the money. I just know that I went from having 'normal', thick white cum to what is basically water, and chlamydia in rare cases has lead to sterility. If this shit could still get a girl pregnant I would believe in anything. Anyway, after I got treated, 8 days later (they say you should wait 7 days) I had sex. I used a condom but the next day my penis felt a little irritated. I did some research and condoms only lower the risk of STDs, they don't protect you completely. Anyway, it was nothing too serious, but it was persistent and lasted almost a week. It's gone away now but I'm thinking I might have another STD and I'm going to schedule a test. Hopefully it was just a urinary tract infection or something like that, and I just got it as a side effect of having taken antibiotics, but it lasted unusually long.

Seriously, I'm really getting turned off of sex. I've only had sex with 3 different girls now and the last two (probably) have given me STDs. Seriously, WTF? People can make jokes about 'natural selection' but I've been pretty damn careful, careful than most guys when it comes to sex. And the whole sterility things sucks, but like people said, it could be worse. It just could mean that I'll never get to have children, but at least I still have my own life to enjoy. Who knows if I would have had children anyway, but it's still really weird feeling to have the ability to reproduce one day and to lose it the next. If reproduction is our purpose than what is my purpose now? To live in the old days when we waited until marriage to have sex...

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10268823 - 05/01/09 01:10 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

well she acutally has the neuva ring or something like that so she dont have to do shit its in there


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10269308 - 05/01/09 02:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Why dont you guys make your new girlfriends take std tests?

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10269466 - 05/01/09 03:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

My boys girl went on spring break (so did he, somplace else) and she comes over two days ago with pills and tells him she got the clap and he needs to take them for the next week. HAHAHAHHHAH

what a whore.. hes just as bad as her tho, i dont know how people put up with either of their shit.
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10269468 - 05/01/09 03:15 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

lol i got the STD from a dirty slut a totally non respectable woman. i dunno i trust my girl friend i dont need to spot test her for STDs you know if she says she dont got i trust her i have known her for years and is my close friend's older sister i gota say he said he was cool with it but now hes kinda not that cool with it cause it cuts into our time chilling cause im banging her lol.


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    #10270226 - 05/01/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10270294 - 05/01/09 07:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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STD's happen




when youre a whore or dealt with a whore.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10271173 - 05/01/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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STD's happen




when youre a whore or dealt with a whore.

respectable people get tested and if they are infected dont transmit




If you don't admit it, you can't transmit it... that's why I don't get tested


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Jadian]
    #10293739 - 05/05/09 10:02 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Alright, lmao, the ongoing saga continues: I finally went to see a doctor. I start telling him my problems (cum is like water, happened while I had chlamydia) and he starts looking at me like I'm stupid. He basically tells me to stop cumming and see what happens, that it doesn't sound out of the ordinary. I tell him that it doesn't seem to make a difference and that my penis seems to get really sensitive for no reason sometimes. He says that he thought increased sensitivity is a good thing, so I mention that it's painful. He doesn't seem to think it means shit, but he offered to test my urine for STDs and infections. That's all I really wanted so I'm happy, but he was really making me feel like a retard. I'm sorry, but is it normal for your cum to go from thick and white to complete water in practically one day? I don't think so and I don't think I'm crazy for going to a doctor, but he does. Good times...

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10294003 - 05/05/09 10:39 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Alright, lmao, the ongoing saga continues: I finally went to see a doctor. I start telling him my problems (cum is like water, happened while I had chlamydia) and he starts looking at me like I'm stupid. He basically tells me to stop cumming and see what happens, that it doesn't sound out of the ordinary. I tell him that it doesn't seem to make a difference and that my penis seems to get really sensitive for no reason sometimes. He says that he thought increased sensitivity is a good thing, so I mention that it's painful. He doesn't seem to think it means shit, but he offered to test my urine for STDs and infections. That's all I really wanted so I'm happy, but he was really making me feel like a retard. I'm sorry, but is it normal for your cum to go from thick and white to complete water in practically one day? I don't think so and I don't think I'm crazy for going to a doctor, but he does. Good times...





Dude my cum is like water sometimes. Sometimes its also REALLY fucking painful when I cum. Doesnt happen too often, but rarely ill get a load of burning cum it feels like :lol:

Good luck with your test man. I recently slept with a girl w/ no condom :sad: However she constantly gave blood (she had a frequent givers card) and said she does it to compete with her family and recieve a free AIDS test :shrug: Not to mention she had that gardisil shot so im not too worried.

Still always scary though getting an STD test. Fuck sex till im fucking out of college and in a stable career man. Worry about STD"s, pregnancy and drama isnt fucking worth it. Not to me at least


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
    #10294042 - 05/05/09 10:44 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Wait, shooting blanks isn't normal???

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: MrGreen]
    #10294059 - 05/05/09 10:47 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, the doctor said he'd never heard of anything like that, basically that it sounded ridiculous. Fuck, no one told me this shit. I've asked around and no one said anything. With the combination of STDs I was freaked out. Maybe it was just crazy, :ooo:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10294069 - 05/05/09 10:48 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Yeah, the doctor said he'd never heard of anything like that, basically that it sounded ridiculous. Fuck, no one told me this shit. I've asked around and no one said anything. With the combination of STDs I was freaked out. Maybe it was just crazy, :ooo:





I dont blame you man, I freak out when it comes to STD's too......kinda a hypochondriac.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10294264 - 05/05/09 11:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

it still amazed me someone in this thread checked for spots

NOTE if there are no spots that just means they arent visible!!!

my friend also said you cant get HIV from oral, doesnt that sound like BS??!? or is he really talking bout a BLOW job

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Konyap]
    #10294489 - 05/05/09 11:52 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

what are the chances of std's from oral activities?

the whole std thing kinda freaks me out and makes me a resistant towards looking for random sex all the time

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: skatealex2]
    #10294543 - 05/06/09 12:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I need to get tested. I've always used protection but this one girl I am worried about. Her friend told me I should get tested. :blush: I feel like she was half joking when she said that to me, and it didn't sit easy.

I had an appointment last week, but I got too baked before hand and the thought of going to it high freaked me out. I'm at home for the summer, and doubt I'll be fuckin' anyone anytime soon.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
    #10295638 - 05/06/09 07:27 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Yeah, the doctor said he'd never heard of anything like that, basically that it sounded ridiculous. Fuck, no one told me this shit. I've asked around and no one said anything. With the combination of STDs I was freaked out. Maybe it was just crazy, :ooo:





Everyone i know knows what shooting blanks is, what kind of freakin doctor is this?
Especially if he thinks your crazy for seein him bout somethin like this, what an ass.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: pookiehead]
    #10295953 - 05/06/09 09:30 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

dude theres alot of non blood boren STDs. im a blood donor too ^.^ i havent in a while tho cause i been sick.


also theres a great deal of STDs one can get from oral i got my claymidia from oral so then i fucked the bitch


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10296220 - 05/06/09 10:43 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

how the fuck can you ever be certain a girl doesn't have std's other then knowing her a long time?    :sad:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: skatealex2]
    #10297076 - 05/06/09 01:57 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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how the fuck can you ever be certain a girl doesn't have std's other then knowing her a long time?    :sad:




LOL YOU CANT unless you really know unless she really keeps it real and you can her on saying she got tested which is rare


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: skatealex2]
    #10297135 - 05/06/09 02:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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how the fuck can you ever be certain a girl doesn't have std's other then knowing her a long time?    :sad:




I don't even think that is possible. Some chicks keep their std's very quite even if they have been tested and it comes back positive. I would trust none of them. Double bag it always.

That wasn't meant to sound sexist I know some guys do the same thing.

Also the key with std's is to get as many at one time as you can that way they fight each other off and you don't have any problems. Works for cancer too.

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    #10297155 - 05/06/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Double bag it always.

That wasn't meant to sound sexist I know some guys do the same thing.




NEVER use 2 condoms at once. It actually increases the chance of them breaking while providing no additional protection...

Not sure if that's what you meant, but if so... bad advice. One is enough.

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    #10297159 - 05/06/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Really? I learned something new today. I always just thought I was the man cus I could bust to condoms at a time.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: No Agenda]
    #10297178 - 05/06/09 02:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Nope... friction between rubbers is bad, mm'kay?

Spread the word. :smirk:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
    #10297408 - 05/06/09 03:15 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

What do rattlesnakes and rubbers have in common?



































I dont know, I don't fuck with either of 'em! :laugh:

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    #10297416 - 05/06/09 03:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

seriously i dont care if you guys rag on me cause i know my dick gets as hard as a diamond

But........ Does anyone else besides me find condoms to be a turn off?

Like for example, i tried it with my girl the first few times and i'd just go limp after putting on the condom, it just feels so wierd and unnatural.

Anyone else have this problem, cause i wanna fuck other girls but STD's scare the shit out of me. Also whenever you go limp girls always think its cause you dont find them attractive, but thats just not the case. I love you ladies all of you, and i understand your wanting me to wear a rubber but that just aint gonna fly....


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    #10297422 - 05/06/09 03:19 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Do you mean before you start sqranchin?

Have the girl put it on for you. That usually helps.

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    #10297445 - 05/06/09 03:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

It def feels better without and your penis is harder because the blood flow is not restricted. However, it does make sex last longer. :laugh:

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    #10297501 - 05/06/09 03:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Do you mean before you start sqranchin?

Have the girl put it on for you. That usually helps.





i was thinking it would cause when im lookin down and putting it on its like WTF? n i go soft, think ill try lettin the girl put it on.

Oh and wtf is sqranchin?

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It def feels better without and your penis is harder because the blood flow is not restricted. However, it does make sex last longer. :laugh:




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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Life_of_a_Cell]
    #10297510 - 05/06/09 03:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Why would you want the condom to slide around at all?

That reminds me of the time I was goin at it with this chick and the condom slipped off(I was trashed and had whiskey dick). It got up there pretty far.

Which reminds me of the time I lost the body jewelry that was in the head of my penis inside a chick. Never found the jewelry.

Losing stuff in chicks is good times!!

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Effed]
    #10299327 - 05/06/09 08:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Effed said:
It def feels better without and your penis is harder because the blood flow is not restricted. However, it does make sex last longer. :laugh:





eh im gona say it doesnt feel that much better without i used to think so but dont any more. if youre banging a really tight chick with a condom on being condomless doesnt make much of a differnce. i dont like banging chicks that arnt really tight that much they are like a slip and slide tho its fun but still i love 18 year old tight hot pussy. i practice tantra so i last as long as i reall want to i usually run 2-5hrs


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: shadyy]
    #10299553 - 05/06/09 09:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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shadysteve said:
lol, unprotected sex




I laughed too... Then thought of the stupid shit i've done at times.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #10299570 - 05/06/09 09:20 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.




LMAO I think that is sig worthy

PS I always rubber it up, its better to be safe than sorry!


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