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thedudenj
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
#10150342 - 04/12/09 01:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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magikgrl said: All's I meant was you guys talk about not being able to trust girls, it's a two way street. Neither one you can trust.
No bad here, never had an issue.
lol its so true unless theres teaming up i have seen women conspire with out a doubt before and have been conspired against by them. i learned a valuable lesson when i hooked up with 3 chicks that were all part of the same group but still talk to all of them as friends. it was funny to see how quickly they would lie and turn on each other. after all and all i dont really talk to them cause its not worth the time of mind.
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
#10150348 - 04/12/09 01:31 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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stop hunting me.
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joe666
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Merkin]
#10150363 - 04/12/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Merkin said:
like WOAH!
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The shroomy 1
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
#10150369 - 04/12/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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magikgrl said: vacuum cleaners.
don't forget vacuum cleaners.
OMG! I seriously thought I was the only one!
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magikgrl
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
#10150376 - 04/12/09 01:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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The shroomy 1
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
#10150413 - 04/12/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Holy Crap... that was an "Industrial Vacuum"
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DeathCompany
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
#10150430 - 04/12/09 01:51 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Theres some weird fixation with guys sticking there dicks in fruits and vegetables. Men can be weird as fuck.
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CptnGarden
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
#10150465 - 04/12/09 02:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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"I thought I told you to not bother me when im cleaning my room!!! "
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igwna
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: CptnGarden]
#10150498 - 04/12/09 02:12 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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he is posting that shit everywhere
thats the 5th time i seen it tonihght
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NoAgenda
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
#10150555 - 04/12/09 02:38 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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that can be counted as a form of natural selection right?
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Sticky Green
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
#10150564 - 04/12/09 02:46 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah chlamydia sucks. A Itching, Burning dick will drive you nuts. I wouldn't worry to much about it. The test where they jab a Q-tip in your dick hole is the worst part. As long as you don't have it for a while it usually won't fuck you up to bad.
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
#10150686 - 04/12/09 04:17 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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iamconfused said: This girl gave me chlamydia. I wasn't sure if I had it, it doesn't usually have symptoms, until about a week ago. I started shooting blanks. Got a one day pill (zithromax) that kills STDs like chlamydia. Still shooting blanks right now. I'm only 21 and hopefully things will change, but right now I'm facing the possibility that one bad sexual decision could mean I'll never to get to have children of my own. Very, very depressing thought... Damn, this is so fucked. So kids, do not ever trust a girl, ever, unless you see test results. It's worth it, take it from me.
can you explain "shooting blanks" for me?
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: rodfarva]
#10150777 - 04/12/09 06:03 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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here it means ur infertile or barren i only have to sneeze in a womans direction and she'll get pregnant
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FoxFire
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: filthee]
#10150791 - 04/12/09 06:13 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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filthee said: i only have to sneeze in a womans direction and she'll get pregnant
what the fuck is coming out of your face man?!
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filthee
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FoxFire]
#10150804 - 04/12/09 06:21 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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puss lately
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pookiehead
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
#10150846 - 04/12/09 06:51 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I CANT HEAR YOU LALALAALALALAALALALALA, STDs arent Real LALALALASALALAALALAL
seriously though, i cant do condoms, and i absolutely LOVE unprotected sex. I only do it with my girlfriend, though if i ever cheated(which i wont) it would be without a condom. WHY?, because i cannot fuck with condoms, dont know why but they area a mega turn off. I love feeling the heat eminating from the most glorious place on earth, as i caress it with the tip of my penis then thrust myself deep into my lover. Theres nothing quite like Vag on Penis contact. It just feels SSOOOOOOOOOO right. and warm....mmmmmmmm. sorry guys, im pleading ignorance here. Be on the look out for my first STD thread
nah j/k j/k
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thedudenj
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: pookiehead]
#10263442 - 04/30/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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so you still shooting blanks and howd you find out youre shooting blanks and how long did you go without treatment.
i had that but i acted fast in getting cured. now im a bit worried if i shoot blanks
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: thedudenj]
#10263484 - 04/30/09 03:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is why its all about unprotected sex with pre-adolescent virgins; you avoid the pregnancy, the aids and I hear tears make good lubricant .
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thedudenj
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: Cepheus]
#10265597 - 04/30/09 09:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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you see thats not true cause they could of got it from a parent or other STDs that can be passed by the parent.
any who yeah im totally about virgins cause they do have less of a chance of STDs and you can totally get them on the pill. tho my fav is 18 yearolds ^.^ thats the prefect age of body and mind maturity you gota get em before they turn into a whore tho.
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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
#10265886 - 04/30/09 09:50 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuuuuck condoms
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