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Vagina facts
    #4275048 - 06/09/05 08:56 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

(im bigger than 6"...so where do the other 2" go?)

Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

ew.

Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

thank god i <3 short chix...how does one go about measuring a vagina?? :doh:

Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.

:what: correction? wtf? :what:

Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4? inches long and 1? inches diameter. :projectile:

shouldnt that be named a "CLenis" ??

Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.

are they really THAT hungry?   :shocked:

Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.

SOOO NOT FAIR   :mad2:

Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

wtf? us dudes work an hour for a 2 second orgasm!
...talk about slave labor.
:smirk:

Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

:projectile: someone get that lady a razo...er..weed wacker!

Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.

bullshitttt! guys back then were just greedy with the big-O! one shot & they rolled over  :drooling:

.According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating

males plz note: throw the candles away! they're our worst enemy! :grin:

The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

does it wash semen when its up in there?
and how much more whiter can the semen get?
:sperm:

"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."

HELL YEAH! that werd is SCRUMP!
im gonna meet my lady at the club then we go get SCRUMMMP.!
:laugh:!

The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.

dang! that dude must have been SCRUMP to please all them ladies! im officially jealous  :smirk:

on a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10
stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside
of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.


hah! i finally have another use for my scroll finger! :lol:

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

hah! whenever my gurl has a headache, i have the antidote! reverse psychology motherfuckers.  :cool:

It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured her diaphragm our of cow dung.

now we know where scat orginated from :nonono:


Edited by fortyounces2freedom (06/09/05 09:50 AM)


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: 40oz]
    #4275096 - 06/09/05 09:41 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup: great info!


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: PS_Cubes]
    #4275106 - 06/09/05 09:47 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i was bored so i just edited & added comments =D


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: 40oz]
    #4275113 - 06/09/05 09:55 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

haha I bet... do you work today?


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: PS_Cubes]
    #4275116 - 06/09/05 09:57 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

nope but im going to bed!
have a good day!


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: 40oz]
    #4275120 - 06/09/05 10:01 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Interesting :lol:.


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: gdman]
    #4275131 - 06/09/05 10:09 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

you too my friend :smile:


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: 40oz]
    #4275149 - 06/09/05 10:21 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4? inches long and 1? inches diameter. :projectile:

shouldnt that be named a "CLenis" ??






After reading the  Rotten.com entry for Chyna, I unfortunately learned that Chyna has a clenis. There was proof and all. Very disturbing.


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: Twirling]
    #4275229 - 06/09/05 11:15 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Twirling said:
Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4? inches long and 1? inches diameter. :projectile:

shouldnt that be named a "CLenis" ??






After reading the  Rotten.com entry for Chyna, I unfortunately learned that Chyna has a clenis. There was proof and all. Very disturbing.




shit that is one of the most disturbing pictures i've ever seen.

it really just doesn't make any sense to me!


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: Krishna]
    #4275242 - 06/09/05 11:20 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I can't really figure it out either.  :shrug:

Intersting article, tho!


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: Krishna]
    #4275259 - 06/09/05 11:29 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly my thoughts, ewww! :wtf:


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: T85]
    #4275776 - 06/09/05 02:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

HAHAHAH..

*Clenis* is a good word  :eek:
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Re: Vagina facts [Re: Hermes_br]
    #4275911 - 06/09/05 02:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: 40oz]
    #4275927 - 06/09/05 02:33 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

LOL, you're a great man. Thanks for the info 40.


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4275935 - 06/09/05 02:35 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

she is a man man!!!!! there is no women in that its a penis!!!!  :puke: :argh: :puke: :bitch:  thats just nasty


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4275948 - 06/09/05 02:36 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

and please tell me why would you peirce it and bring more attention to it!?????? I wonder what the peircer was thinking when they did it


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4275976 - 06/09/05 02:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Does anybody have a link to the actual video? I need some wank off material.


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: Twirling]
    #4276022 - 06/09/05 02:50 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:


After reading the  Rotten.com entry for Chyna,




:argh: don't anybody click on that link if you plan on getting sexually aroused in the next 72 hours


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: 40oz]
    #4276230 - 06/09/05 03:48 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

ew.

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Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.

:what: correction? wtf? :what:






Did you know how big the whale dork (penis) is?  16 ft. 

And immagine having a baby through an opening that big.  Not a happy thought.  I could go into details, but ... no...

Interesting info though...


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Re: Vagina facts [Re: HedgeWych]
    #4276571 - 06/09/05 05:32 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

do you kno how big this dork is?
<-- :laugh:!


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