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Share your whack-it tactics.
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There are two modes of whackin it imo.
1. Rub one out quick to pop one off to relieve tension.
2. Making love to your own cock.

Technique number one is what you've probably been doing all your life. You got a spare 10 minutes so you grab a mag or a spank site and fap until you're frothy. Then clean up and stop by Grandma's to pick up leftover meatloaf for dinner.

Technique number 2 encompasses a whole array of tactics to build up that release. Some people whack to the threshold of a cream fountain, then stop, and repat. Some people look at really fucked up shit on the web that they will never get to do in their life.

Some people like that POV shit where it looks like the bitch is suckin on YOUR dick.

Some people are into all kinds of kinky stuffs to make that evening load seem so worth the while.

What I enjoy:
Extreme ass porn. Shit that so extreme, you know its not enjoyable, but bitches act like it is for the camera anyway. Turn on.

A lasso around my cock and balls. really heightens the pleasure.

Figging (raw ginger in the anus) It burns your ass hella hot, but in turn kind of raises your heart rate and blood pressure. makes you feel like you're about to get laid for the first time ever.

prostate stimulation is nice if you know how to do it right.



What is your secret to blowing the best feeling load ever?

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Whenever possible I use the stop and start method for as long as I can.

Another nice tactic is to change focus back and forth between head and shaft. Basically only rub one or the other, they produce different pleasurable sensations, its quite cool. Shaft = more deep, longer pleasure. Head = really intense, different quality pleasure.

finally, when you're stopping using the stop and start technique, push your dick back and forth at the base. Think of one of those inflatable clowns that you hit. They go backwards and then come right up, and then you hit them again. It is an interesting feeling. Even though you're stopping to prevent cumming, it feels good.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I like to grease my dick up with vasoline and give myself a simulated fuck with my hand. The stimulation to the head is uber wowzers! It is a bit messy, but nothing a little soap won't clean up.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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With vaseline and a bong hit I can go pretty hardcore.............

Any random movements or change effects the experience I like switching hands, tight-loose - start and stop is always great and once I decide to orgasm I will just go really intense until the end  :fappage:

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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The best one I have heard (not on this site), is a guy I know that says he uses the stop/start method to the point of an explosive orgasm, then takes a hit of 20x salvia, holds it in, and then busts his nut right when the salvia takes hold.

I'm too scared to try it.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
The best one I have heard (not on this site), is a guy I know that says he uses the stop/start method to the point of an explosive orgasm, then takes a hit of 20x salvia, holds it in, and then busts his nut right when the salvia takes hold.

I'm too scared to try it.



Damn that sounds intense, kinda makes me want to try it though haha

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That is really strange, I wonder how it feel like...

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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i can imagine that the skin burning/tingling sensation will feel good with your hand wrapped around your cock and covered in cum.

that being said im a speed man myself. I like to pick a good porn, skip to the interesting bits and bust a nut badda-bing-badda-boom.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I bet it'd be better with dmt :crazy2:

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I like to think of societally taboo sexual escapades, like romantic sex with little girls. :doggystyle:

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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How 'little' we talkin here Anon?

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Like 6 and up. :crazy2:

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I like to go to a swingers web site I know that lets you stream your web cam. I set it up and make it publicly available then relax and start playing with my self softly at first. Once there are 20+ people watching I give them a show of me stroking it and shooting my load. Most of the time it is a mixed bag of men, women, and couples.

I just do not understand why so many people want to chat (as in typed chat) with me while I am doing it. They want me to tell them what I am feeling, my god can you not see that my hands are full? :lol:

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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You actually do that? Freak.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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1. Get it hard.
2. Jerk it.
3. Bust nut
4. Repeat if necessary.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I can see how whacking on a webcam can be kinda exciting :omgawesome:

if guys are watching that would be a little weird though

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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1. eat some acid

2. get lots of nitrous

3. trip balls and at the 4 hour mark start crankin on out.

4. Now timing is key here, but right when you feel the climax coming grab a nitrous balloon and start huffing.  Keep huffing as deep as you can while you are coming.....


I garauntee you have never experienced anything like this.


Instead of nitrous, salvia, or DMT can also be used.



If anyone hasnt tried fast acting psychedelicn drugs and an orasm in combination you should gtfo cause you'ze aint livin.

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Jerkin' it on LSD is heaven...

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Re: Share your whack-it tactics. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
i call random number until a hot girl answers then i jerk until i cum and shout at her while im cumming im like you are making me cum so hard im cumming! 

they are usually like excuse me!?    i do it to 1800 numbers not normal people

one time i was on hold forever and it was a guy but i was like fuck it why not


:blush:

hardcore

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