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Anonymous #1

My masturbating has damaged my keyboard
    #7434610 - 09/20/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I was watching some good online porn and whacking my pud today. I accidentally got a blob of semen on the keyboard and it sunk down into it. Now my space bar is acting really goofy. I have to mash it in order to get it to work.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7434651 - 09/20/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

We don't care :wink:


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Anonymous #3

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7434652 - 09/20/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Ahahahahahhahahahhahah!


Napkins.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7434722 - 09/20/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Take it apart and clean it good.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7434834 - 09/20/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck no. There's white chunks and shit all through there. I'm just going to throw it out and get a new one.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7434844 - 09/20/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
whacking my pud today.




Pud?
That's the first time I've ever heard that one.


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Anonymous #6

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7434939 - 09/21/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Haha

nice one


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Anonymous #7

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7435550 - 09/21/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Next time put some plastic over the keyboard.


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Anonymous #8

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7435835 - 09/21/07 09:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"Shorting out your keyboard" is a running joke in the furries community.

But LOL, it actually happens :lol:

Just let it dry up and it will probably be good.


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Anonymous #9

Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7442561 - 09/23/07 01:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have heard "pud" before, but cannot refrain from laughing out loud every time it is spoken or read.


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