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Anonymous #1
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My masturbating has damaged my keyboard
#7434610 - 09/20/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was watching some good online porn and whacking my pud today. I accidentally got a blob of semen on the keyboard and it sunk down into it. Now my space bar is acting really goofy. I have to mash it in order to get it to work.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7434651 - 09/20/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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We don't care
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Anonymous #3
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7434652 - 09/20/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ahahahahahhahahahhahah!
Napkins.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7434722 - 09/20/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Take it apart and clean it good.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7434834 - 09/20/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck no. There's white chunks and shit all through there. I'm just going to throw it out and get a new one.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7434844 - 09/20/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: whacking my pud today.
Pud? That's the first time I've ever heard that one.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7434939 - 09/21/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha
nice one
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7435550 - 09/21/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Next time put some plastic over the keyboard.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7435835 - 09/21/07 09:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Shorting out your keyboard" is a running joke in the furries community.
But LOL, it actually happens 
Just let it dry up and it will probably be good.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: My masturbating has damaged my keyboard [Re: Anonymous #8]
#7442561 - 09/23/07 01:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have heard "pud" before, but cannot refrain from laughing out loud every time it is spoken or read.
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