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Anonymous #1

Ejaculate when pooping?
    #8042425 - 02/19/08 11:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This has happened to me for as long as I've been producing semen--

Basically, if my bladder is empty, when I poop some ejaculate comes out of my penis simultaneously.

It only recently occurred to me that this might be unusual even dangerous, so I thought I'd post on the Shroomery and see if any other men have similar experiences.

Well, do ya?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8042472 - 02/19/08 11:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That is so awesome.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8042493 - 02/19/08 11:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

sounds great. does it feel good?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8042542 - 02/19/08 11:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Are you straining to pass your stools? if so, it sounds like you're unintentionally putting undue strain on your repoducitve system. This is probably not healthy.

However, if you are relaxing to pass your stools and this is happening... well, maybe you just really like poopin'.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8042546 - 02/19/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So anal stimulation causes you to cum, hunh? Probably a good thing you did post it in anonymous.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8042682 - 02/19/08 12:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yes, yes, I knew someone would make that joke.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8042707 - 02/19/08 12:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

Basically, if my bladder is empty, when I poop some ejaculate comes out of my penis simultaneously.





You shouldn't be ejaculating if you aren't hard.

It could be a harmless discharge from the prostate.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8042712 - 02/19/08 12:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe, like, if you don't whack off daily like the rest of us horn dogs, or have sex that often, you just got a surplus that comes out at any point of stimulation....

A big ol' turd passing by the prostrate may just be enough to do the trick.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8042762 - 02/19/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, your turds are milking your prostate. It's probably a good idea to ejaculate more often. Lowers your chances of prostate cancer, and OH NOSE! It feels good.

Either way, you're spunking when you're dumping. That's hot.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8043249 - 02/19/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You could make a whole new genre of porn.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8045166 - 02/19/08 10:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it's called a fart-fanoogan when you get head while taking a dump.

you're one lucky man


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Anonymous #10

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8045196 - 02/19/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i've always called that a blumpkin


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Anonymous #11

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8045785 - 02/20/08 12:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you could have an enlarged prostate. the shit is putting pressure on the prostate, which is making you ejaculate. normal sized prostates usually don't do this. time to see a proctologist


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Anonymous #12

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8046046 - 02/20/08 02:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, u need the doctor man.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8046112 - 02/20/08 04:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yes, see a proctologist


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Anonymous #14

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8046377 - 02/20/08 08:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
yes, see a proctologist




That guy looks like he shoved his head up the patients ass, not his finger.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8055055 - 02/22/08 01:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Maybe, like, if you don't whack off daily like the rest of us horn dogs, or have sex that often, you just got a surplus that comes out at any point of stimulation....

A big ol' turd passing by the prostrate may just be enough to do the trick.




not it

i havent jerked off in 4-5 months

no physical or psychological drawbacks thus far(plenty of positive effects though)


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Anonymous #16

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8055243 - 02/22/08 05:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

pics or gtfo


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Anonymous #17

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #8057502 - 02/22/08 05:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

man that same shit happens to me since i went through puberty man it feels like i gotta piss after i shit but then this thick cum like stuff comes out
it doesn't feel stimulating or anything like that but its not painful atall
it happens a couple times a year and has been since 12-13 y/o


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Anonymous #18

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #8064748 - 02/24/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yes...Not like a whole stream just a couple drops come out...


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Anonymous #19

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #8075667 - 02/27/08 01:00 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I thought I was the only person this happens to. Glad to see there are a few others. I was thinking testicular cancer or some such shit but it's been happening for years now.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #8076647 - 02/27/08 10:33 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

It's caused by jacking it to much.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8079156 - 02/27/08 09:07 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
So anal stimulation causes you to cum, hunh? Probably a good thing you did post it in anonymous.



qft


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Anonymous #21

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #8090093 - 03/01/08 02:33 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

This happens to me, too.

It is definitely because of the prostate.

It tends to happen to me more often, when I've been aroused earlier in the day, but haven't masturbated.

Perfectly normal.

If you stuck a dildo in your ass or some guy gave you a good ass ramming, you would get the same thing. But you would drip even more fluid. And you might find it pleasurable.

Not that I've ever had a dildo in my ass or anything. :shrug:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #8093065 - 03/02/08 09:21 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I have.

It's fun, didn't make me cum though.


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