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Ejaculate when pooping?
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This has happened to me for as long as I've been producing semen--

Basically, if my bladder is empty, when I poop some ejaculate comes out of my penis simultaneously.

It only recently occurred to me that this might be unusual even dangerous, so I thought I'd post on the Shroomery and see if any other men have similar experiences.

Well, do ya?

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That is so awesome.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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sounds great. does it feel good?

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8042542 -

Are you straining to pass your stools? if so, it sounds like you're unintentionally putting undue strain on your repoducitve system. This is probably not healthy.

However, if you are relaxing to pass your stools and this is happening... well, maybe you just really like poopin'.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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So anal stimulation causes you to cum, hunh? Probably a good thing you did post it in anonymous.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yes, yes, I knew someone would make that joke.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Basically, if my bladder is empty, when I poop some ejaculate comes out of my penis simultaneously.




You shouldn't be ejaculating if you aren't hard.

It could be a harmless discharge from the prostate.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Maybe, like, if you don't whack off daily like the rest of us horn dogs, or have sex that often, you just got a surplus that comes out at any point of stimulation....

A big ol' turd passing by the prostrate may just be enough to do the trick.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Yeah, your turds are milking your prostate. It's probably a good idea to ejaculate more often. Lowers your chances of prostate cancer, and OH NOSE! It feels good.

Either way, you're spunking when you're dumping. That's hot.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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You could make a whole new genre of porn.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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it's called a fart-fanoogan when you get head while taking a dump.

you're one lucky man

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i've always called that a blumpkin

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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you could have an enlarged prostate. the shit is putting pressure on the prostate, which is making you ejaculate. normal sized prostates usually don't do this. time to see a proctologist

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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yeah, u need the doctor man.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yes, see a proctologist

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous said:
yes, see a proctologist



That guy looks like he shoved his head up the patients ass, not his finger.

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous said:
Maybe, like, if you don't whack off daily like the rest of us horn dogs, or have sex that often, you just got a surplus that comes out at any point of stimulation....

A big ol' turd passing by the prostrate may just be enough to do the trick.



not it

i havent jerked off in 4-5 months

no physical or psychological drawbacks thus far(plenty of positive effects though)

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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pics or gtfo

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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man that same shit happens to me since i went through puberty man it feels like i gotta piss after i shit but then this thick cum like stuff comes out
it doesn't feel stimulating or anything like that but its not painful atall
it happens a couple times a year and has been since 12-13 y/o

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Re: Ejaculate when pooping? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Yes...Not like a whole stream just a couple drops come out...

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