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Anonymous #1

The official share a secret thread!!
    #7395979 - 09/11/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'll start :smile2:

I like the smell of my own farts!


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Anonymous #2

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7395989 - 09/11/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

How about we all secretly hate you?


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Anonymous #3

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7396056 - 09/11/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Individual said:
I'll start :smile2:

I like the smell of my own farts!




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Anonymous #4

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7396064 - 09/11/07 12:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I'll start :smile2:

I like the smell of my own farts!




Everybody does that.  Why is it that our own farts don't bother us but other people's farts reek?

I smell my underwear.


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Anonymous #5

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7396155 - 09/11/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I know where bodies are buried


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Anonymous #1

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7396205 - 09/11/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Who's bodies? :tinfoil:


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Anonymous #6

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7396238 - 09/11/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I know where bodies are buried



in a cemetery.


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Anonymous #7

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7396456 - 09/11/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I spied on an ex-roommate when she was getting undressed for a shower when we were living together. a few times. while touching myself.


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Anonymous #8

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7396478 - 09/11/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fucking awesome.


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Anonymous #9

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7396711 - 09/11/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I spied on an ex-roommate when she was getting undressed for a shower when we were living together. a few times. while touching myself.




you're female, right? because that's a crucial plot device this fantasy i'm having.


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Anonymous #7

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7397002 - 09/11/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I grab boobs in my sleep. Also, myself.


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Anonymous #10

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7397933 - 09/11/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i can suck my own dick. seriously. and i do from time to time. hahah. i love this anonymous forum.


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Anonymous #9

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7398092 - 09/11/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i could get the head in my mouth when i was like 14 or so... i only did it like once or twice just to show myself i could. it wasn't very comfortable.


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Anonymous #11

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7398101 - 09/11/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I like beastiality


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Anonymous #12

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7398164 - 09/11/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have no life.


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Anonymous #4

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7398181 - 09/11/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I have no life.




Yay! I'm not alone.


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Anonymous #13

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7398332 - 09/11/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I fucked a horse once


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Anonymous #14

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7398446 - 09/11/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm secretly George Bush. But only when people are looking.


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Anonymous #7

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7398531 - 09/11/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i could get the head in my mouth when i was like 14 or so... i only did it like once or twice just to show myself i could. it wasn't very comfortable.





no, its not, not at all. any fun that might come of it is completely negated by having your back nearly snapped the whole time.


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Anonymous #15

Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7399058 - 09/12/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I made one of those fleshlights :congrats:

i feel better now.


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