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Anonymous #1
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The official share a secret thread!!
#7395979 - 09/11/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll start 
I like the smell of my own farts!
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Anonymous #2
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7395989 - 09/11/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How about we all secretly hate you?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7396056 - 09/11/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Individual said: I'll start 
I like the smell of my own farts!
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Anonymous #4
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7396064 - 09/11/07 12:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I'll start 
I like the smell of my own farts!
Everybody does that. Why is it that our own farts don't bother us but other people's farts reek?
I smell my underwear.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7396155 - 09/11/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know where bodies are buried
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Anonymous #1
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7396205 - 09/11/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Who's bodies?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7396238 - 09/11/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I know where bodies are buried
in a cemetery.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7396456 - 09/11/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I spied on an ex-roommate when she was getting undressed for a shower when we were living together. a few times. while touching myself.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7396478 - 09/11/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fucking awesome.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7396711 - 09/11/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I spied on an ex-roommate when she was getting undressed for a shower when we were living together. a few times. while touching myself.
you're female, right? because that's a crucial plot device this fantasy i'm having.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7397002 - 09/11/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I grab boobs in my sleep. Also, myself.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7397933 - 09/11/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i can suck my own dick. seriously. and i do from time to time. hahah. i love this anonymous forum.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7398092 - 09/11/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i could get the head in my mouth when i was like 14 or so... i only did it like once or twice just to show myself i could. it wasn't very comfortable.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7398101 - 09/11/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like beastiality
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Anonymous #12
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#7398164 - 09/11/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have no life.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7398181 - 09/11/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I have no life.
Yay! I'm not alone.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7398332 - 09/11/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked a horse once
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Anonymous #14
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7398446 - 09/11/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm secretly George Bush. But only when people are looking.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7398531 - 09/11/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: i could get the head in my mouth when i was like 14 or so... i only did it like once or twice just to show myself i could. it wasn't very comfortable.
no, its not, not at all. any fun that might come of it is completely negated by having your back nearly snapped the whole time.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7399058 - 09/12/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I made one of those fleshlights 
i feel better now.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7401094 - 09/12/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've cheated on boyfriends with women before.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7401213 - 09/12/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: i could get the head in my mouth when i was like 14 or so... i only did it like once or twice just to show myself i could. it wasn't very comfortable.
I watched him do it and tried it at the same time while imagining it was his. May I consider that sex?
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Anonymous #4
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7401275 - 09/12/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I've cheated on boyfriends with women before.
I would actually encourage my girlfriend to do that.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7404113 - 09/13/07 08:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
I've cheated on boyfriends with women before.
do what my cousins wife used to do...
take one home with you and share her with your boyfriend.
he will dig it!~
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Anonymous #15
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7404321 - 09/13/07 12:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
Anonymous said:
I've cheated on boyfriends with women before.
do what my cousins wife used to do...
take one home with you and share her with your boyfriend.
he will dig it!~
I agree id be more mad about her leaving me out than cheating on me.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7404670 - 09/13/07 02:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
Anonymous said: i could get the head in my mouth when i was like 14 or so... i only did it like once or twice just to show myself i could. it wasn't very comfortable.
no, its not, not at all. any fun that might come of it is completely negated by having your back nearly snapped the whole time.
martial arts and yoga take care of that. its the only reason i can do it. lol
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Anonymous #19
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7406645 - 09/13/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to rub peanut butter on my toes, and genatalia and let my room mates gogs lick it off. male dogs.
-Nakor-
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Anonymous #20
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7406702 - 09/13/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I accidentally gave my fuck buddy chlamydia and since we fucked other people, she thought she got it from someone else.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #20]
#7406711 - 09/13/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I accidentally gave my fuck buddy chlamydia and since we fucked other people, she thought she got it from someone else.
perfect. couldnt have worked out better.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7406727 - 09/13/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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20 year old virgin..
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Anonymous #22
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7406848 - 09/13/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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once i was so bored that i drank a whole jug of apple juice, knowing that i would be shitting like a motherfucker for hours afterwards.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7406938 - 09/13/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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one time I took a shit in an empty bath tub , then laid in it and rubbed it all over my chest while I jacked off.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7406989 - 09/13/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: 20 year old virgin..
me too and i cant suck my own dick
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Anonymous #24
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7407070 - 09/13/07 11:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have a friend who ive known for like 20 years who spent three hours with a guy 57 years older than him. They wiled the time with masturbation to gay porn, the dude shaved my friends cock then blew him in the middle of it...he had been telling me alot more, alot more graphically, for like 40 minutes and this was only like an hour of the time they spent together. I just couldnt take anymore, and kinda started screaming at the point where he was telling me about pulling his pants down and bending over in front of the dude while he beat his " four and a half inch cock, with a almost entirely 90 degree bend and a huge lump at the bend," moaning about there being "ass on his asshole", which i took to mean shit or something. He was trashed when he told me this, seemed to realize what he was doing when i started reacting the way i did and made me promise not to tell anyone.
Well, i told everyone, lol. he dont know that thou.
and he aint really that good of a friend anyway, so dont get down on me. he can be so damn stupid that he inadvertantly fucked me over on a regular basis anyway, i didnt owe him shit. Oh, and he hates queers, doesnt consider himself gay or bi, he was just horny he said.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #24]
#7407131 - 09/14/07 12:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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when my last girl broke up with me, I shit in her weed jar.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #25]
#7407174 - 09/14/07 12:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i used to get my dog to lick my asshole.
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Anonymous #27
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #26]
#7407529 - 09/14/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to sneak on my parents having sex while i jerked off.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #27]
#7407530 - 09/14/07 02:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I used to sneak on my parents having sex while i jerked off.
every parents dream child.
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Anonymous #29
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7407536 - 09/14/07 02:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread is filled with dicks, of a different kind... God Damn you Assholes.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: The official share a secret thread!! [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7410089 - 09/14/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I've cheated on boyfriends with women before.
do what my cousins wife used to do...
take one home with you and share her with your boyfriend.
he will dig it!~
I agree id be more mad about her leaving me out than cheating on me.
I have and he did... but he only approves if he's there! Sometimes, a girl jus' don't want any sausage!
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