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can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot)
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yesterday, i was by promised my 200mg+ a day oxy friend that he was on suboxone and kicking oxy.  he has this girl, no drugs no bullshit.  she's a stuck up asshole, frankly.  she told him he'd have her back during DTs no matter what.  well long story short, 2 or 3 days on suboxone she told him to fuck off and die you "druggie"

so last night was friday, i was promised mrs bitch would be gone and we could drink, eat valium, and love friends as friends should love each other bottom fuckin line.  i get an 18pack (liquor makes me MEAN and i wanted to get laid :lol:)

so I get there, all is well except bitch is there.  I am as redneck as they come with slight hippie tendancies.  i ask her, please 2 minutes of your time please listen to me as the sober level headed one here now.

"no fuck you, i wish you'd die you fucking druggie."

all this said, she moved into a party house knowing what was going on.  so anyway, fuck her I done baught 18 nasty lites, which is my brand :grin:, so I start drinking them.  i'm 75mg valium deep.  I get a buzz.  she comes in and curses me out.  I am a southern gentleman at heart, we don't treat females like shit until they act like a man to man.  well she did, and went back outside.

I got steamed, basically if she disrespects me like that one more time man or woman she's going to get the redneck verbal lashing I was taught to give a ho when she acts up.

I don't feel like typing, i'm still val'd up and drunk (i drank 18 beers last night lewl) but my favorite spot to chill, with 2 of my favorite friends, has turned into a drama spot i cant even sit and drink at and feel comfortable anymore.

not to mention jacob (suboxone guy) is genuinely trying to kick roxis.

fuck assholes.
fuck stuck up whores.
fuck everyone who doesn't understand

no cliffs either i'm kinda venting and I don't care if anyone reads it.  those of you that do, :heart:

those of you that dont :middlefingeremoticonidontknowthenamefor:

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: zSDMF]
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Follow these steps.

1. Get rubber gloves
2. Take a shit in sturdy plastic bag
3. Open the hood of her car
4. Smear feces on the engine
5. Put some in the tail pipe too
6. Enjoy the thought of your man droppings stinking up that cunts car


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: UnholyChild666]
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................................DSMSB
If you dont know what that means...
(DRY SMASH HER SHIT BOX)


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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: Captain Caveman]
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Captain Caveman said:
................................DSMSB
If you dont know what that means...
(DRY SMASH HER SHIT BOX)


i'm going to raw fist her fucking face if she ever does my brother or me like that ever again

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: zSDMF]
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She sounds like my friend's girlfriend, except his is probably worse. She cries hysterically whenever she finds out that he smoked (which is all he does) and then calls me and tells me I better stop letting him do that stuff or we'll both become addicts and die or something.

Just stop letting him invite her places so that you two can sit there and bitch about her in peace.


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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: alternatereality]
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alternatereality said:
She sounds like my friend's girlfriend, except his is probably worse. She cries hysterically whenever she finds out that he smoked (which is all he does) and then calls me and tells me I better stop letting him do that stuff or we'll both become addicts and die or something.

Just stop letting him invite her places so that you two can sit there and bitch about her in peace.


the thing is, she paid 200$ to stay there for a month.  the guy with his name on the lease, he told her you can have 150 and leave now.  she said no fuck the money i'm leaving anyway.

she has nowhere to go and will be there for at least 3 weeks.  blah, like i said i nkow i come here with drama like every 2 days but FUCK.  it seems like no that I don't do OC anymore i see all the fucking assholes and stupid shit for that they are/what it is.

assholes
and stupid fucking shit.



FUCK assholes.
FUCK whores.
FUCK people who don't understand

jeez i'm heated and im still feeling benzo'd and drunk lol

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Quote:
Follow these steps.

1. Get rubber gloves
2. Take a shit in sturdy plastic bag
3. Open the hood of her car
4. Smear feces on the engine
5. Put some in the tail pipe too
6. Enjoy the thought of your man droppings stinking up that cunts car



Bad idea, I don't think she does her own car repair.


Seriously though, that situation sucks eggs. Sober up, and next time make sure Mrs Bitch is not present. You cant change people but you can change your company.


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jeez i'm heated and im still feeling benzo'd and drunk lol


75mg Valium man! The nordazepam metabolite will assure you'll be benzo'd to some degree for 2-5 days.

Wish I had 15 x 5mg Valium..


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Edited by Asante (05/09/09 09:28 AM)

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:
Follow these steps.

1. Get rubber gloves
2. Take a shit in sturdy plastic bag
3. Open the hood of her car
4. Smear feces on the engine
5. Put some in the tail pipe too
6. Enjoy the thought of your man droppings stinking up that cunts car



Bad idea, I don't think she does her own car repair.




why would it matter? It's just the smell that's suppose to effect her


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Quote:
why would it matter? It's just the smell that's suppose to effect her



Yes, but its likely her significant other will get nagged until he cleans that shit up.

In such cases its best to keep your distance and make clear you yourself can suck too, but only if provoked.


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Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:
why would it matter? It's just the smell that's suppose to effect her



Yes, but its likely her significant other will get nagged until he cleans that shit up.

In such cases its best to keep your distance and make clear you yourself can suck too, but only if provoked.


I guarantee you she is too stupid to even open the hood.


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: zSDMF]
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zSDMF said:
fuck assholes.
fuck stuck up whores.
fuck everyone who doesn't understand


ok got one for you on this same sorry-ass subject (i.e. judgmental bitches).
had a gf once who, when i did shrooms, was all up in my grill 'oooh what's it like, tell me ALL cuz i'm too skeert to do em'
so, i'd tell her about the visions and the funny shit that would happen sometimes. 'oh that's cool, wow'

so, when i had my first bad trip it hurt like fuck.
and i made the mistake of telling bitch the details.
i was still hurting bad and feeling fuckin defeated inside and like i'd been kicked to the curb, and her response is:
'maybe you should think about that'
like i am some asshole kid who Did a Vewwy Bad Thing knowing full well it was stupid.
cuz, we all know Dr00gz 'r' Bayad M'Kay?
never mind the other fuckin amazing trips i had, this one bad trip negated them all, apparently.
plus there is nothing like a swift kick when you're down. mmm hmm.

so as you say,
fuck her.
fuck people who think they know better even though they have never read ANYTHING about mushrooms nor had ANY experiences. WE are the ones 'on drugs' so automatically our opinions don't count for shit.
it's like this  :bitchplease:


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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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I'd call someone eating painkillers a druggie too, because well they are!


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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: Rocker232]
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Cuz if you wanna get rid of that girl just tell her that your friend has been cheating on her.. Either that or get somebody to bang her and make your frieds find out shes cheating on him..

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Re: can I complain a bit? lame lame night (don't read if you don't like my drama, i know i got a lot) [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
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name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http:/


damn! my secret identity, blown away!

:grin:


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