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Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time.
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This girl gave me chlamydia. I wasn't sure if I had it, it doesn't usually have symptoms, until about a week ago.  I started shooting blanks. Got a one day pill (zithromax) that kills STDs like chlamydia. Still shooting blanks right now. I'm only 21 and hopefully things will change, but right now I'm facing the possibility that one bad sexual decision could mean I'll never to get to have children of my own. Very, very depressing thought... Damn, this is so fucked. So kids, do not ever trust a girl, ever, unless you see test results. It's worth it, take it from me.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused] * 1
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same thing goes for trustin your guys dirty dicks that'll fuck anything.

duh.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl] * 1
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lol, unprotected sex


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: shadyy]
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Quote:
same thing goes for trustin your guys dirty dicks that'll fuck anything.


True, but I've only actually had sex with two girls in my life. I just made a bad choice.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: shadyy]
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shadysteve said:
lol, unprotected sex


steve, you really are one shady fuck.















:heart:


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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: igwna]
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What do you mean that will fuck anything.... how can you possibly tell by looks if someone has an std.... I consider myself to have quite high standards when it comes to women, but even weathly hot intelligent women can get an std:rolleyes:

hence then the next guy to sleep with her will also get it... not like he is fucking anything that walks along:shrug:

Op raises a good point dont run the risk.... good luck with the treatment mate:thumbup:

Edited by illume (04/12/09 12:48 AM)

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: illume]
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I got ghonorrea from some chick blowing my knob

you can get it from more than just vaginal.

apparently she must have had it in her throat and just thought she had strep or something.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: CptnGarden]
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Yeah, I'm saying this because I know guys that will have unprotected sex with a girl if she's on birth control or will just have unprotected sex and just pull out if she isn't on the pill. But it's just not worth it.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
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magikgrl said:
same thing goes for trustin your guys dirty dicks that'll fuck anything.

duh.



That's YOUR BAD for trusting your guys "Dirty Dick".  They sell condoms at EVERY conenience store I've ever gone into.  I'm 40 years old and bought condoms by the dozen's in my "Hey Day"  I've had my share of "one night stands" and to this day I'm still STD FREE.  Oh......... Still no Biological children either.


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AMU Q&A thread.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
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You should punish that girl, I sure as hell would. Give her an STD... like AIDS, she can't sue she gave you an STD...

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
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Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: DeathCompany]
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DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.


:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?


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AMU Q&A thread.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
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The shroomy 1 said:
DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.


:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?


The Buttocks
Between firm breasts
Mouth
Bananas(?)
Fleshlight (?)
etc etc

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FreedomForAll] * 1
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All's I meant was you guys talk about not being able to trust girls, it's a two way street. Neither one you can trust.


No bad here, never had an issue.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
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Well, yeah, it can go both ways, but I don't feel like being egalitarian right now. I'm :mad2::rocket:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: The shroomy 1]
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The shroomy 1 said:
DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.


:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?




Youd be VERY surprised


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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: magikgrl]
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magikgrl said:
All's I meant was you guys talk about not being able to trust girls, it's a two way street. Neither one you can trust.


No bad here, never had an issue.


I'm not saying that I don't trust girls.  I LOVE WOMEN.  I'm secure enough in my life and my career that I can "reflect" on my past and appreciate the "experiences" I've had.  Hell, my Wife has had her "fair share" of MEN... I don't think about it twice.


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AMU Q&A thread.

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: iamconfused]
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iamconfused said:
This girl gave me chlamydia. I wasn't sure if I had it, it doesn't usually have symptoms, until about a week ago.  I started shooting blanks. Got a one day pill (zithromax) that kills STDs like chlamydia. Still shooting blanks right now. I'm only 21 and hopefully things will change, but right now I'm facing the possibility that one bad sexual decision could mean I'll never to get to have children of my own. Very, very depressing thought... Damn, this is so fucked. So kids, do not ever trust a girl, ever, unless you see test results. It's worth it, take it from me.



we need more girls like her. we don't need any more stupid retarded people.


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Wheels of cheese wheeels of cheeeeese!!!

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: FreedomForAll]
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FreedomForAll said:
The shroomy 1 said:
DeathCompany said:
Statistically the most dangerous place for a man to stick his penis is a females vagina. Shits dangerous.


:rofl2:  Statistically..... Where else does a man stick his penis in?


The Buttocks
Between firm breasts
Mouth
Bananas(?)
Fleshlight (?)
etc etc


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raw meat
dogs assholes
sheeps assholes
and a variety of other strange but possibly pleasureful places

some people are fucked up :shrug:

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Re: Never, ever, ever have unprotected sex unless you've been with a girl a long time. [Re: CptnGarden]
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vacuum cleaners.


don't forget vacuum cleaners.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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