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No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs
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...Any questions?


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: Wapakz]
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FUck Ya! I remember that.


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: Wapakz]
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well, yes, actually

should i eat 12,000 mics of lsd before i take a math test tomorrow?
do ya think i'll get detention if they find out?
how many mics would a dinosaur have to eat to pass my math test for me, if i paid him $50?


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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Gorn from Star Trek. This was the greatest fight scene ever, hands down, pack it up, good night, stop the presses, turn the lights off, end of story, do not pass go do not collect $200.


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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ChairmanMeow said:
well, yes, actually

should i eat 12,000 mics of lsd before i take a math test tomorrow?
do ya think i'll get detention if they find out?
how many mics would a dinosaur have to eat to pass my math test for me, if i paid him $50?


Would that mean you would give me unlimited acid on the side? Or would he have to buy it with that 50$? Cause, that would kinda limit his options. Not sure if a dinosaur on 5-6hits of acid could pass a math test, more research needs to be conducted into this.


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: Wapakz]
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Wapakz said:




well duh... humans and reptilians cant breed, we're lucky we didnt go extinct as well


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: Wapakz]
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i'm pretty sure gay marriage killed the dinosaurs

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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
ChairmanMeow said:
well, yes, actually

should i eat 12,000 mics of lsd before i take a math test tomorrow?
do ya think i'll get detention if they find out?
how many mics would a dinosaur have to eat to pass my math test for me, if i paid him $50?


Would that mean you would give me unlimited acid on the side? Or would he have to buy it with that 50$? Cause, that would kinda limit his options. Not sure if a dinosaur on 5-6hits of acid could pass a math test, more research needs to be conducted into this.


ok.

how about if i gave the dinosaur the 12,000 mics, and you PROMISED not to have ANY, unless you took my math test too?

and then, we have to research how many seats the dinosaur would take up in detention, and how long it would take the janitor to clean up after the dinosaur ate mr mackay.

cuz, um, dinos 'r' bayad, mkay?

but think about it, because i haven't been to this math class for years, and the test is tomorrow. thanks brah


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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ChairmanMeow said:
The_Ghost said:
ChairmanMeow said:
well, yes, actually

should i eat 12,000 mics of lsd before i take a math test tomorrow?
do ya think i'll get detention if they find out?
how many mics would a dinosaur have to eat to pass my math test for me, if i paid him $50?


Would that mean you would give me unlimited acid on the side? Or would he have to buy it with that 50$? Cause, that would kinda limit his options. Not sure if a dinosaur on 5-6hits of acid could pass a math test, more research needs to be conducted into this.


ok.

how about if i gave the dinosaur the 12,000 mics, and you PROMISED not to have ANY, unless you took my math test too?

and then, we have to research how many seats the dinosaur would take up in detention, and how long it would take the janitor to clean up after the dinosaur ate mr mackay.

cuz, um, dinos 'r' bayad, mkay?

but think about it, because i haven't been to this math class for years, and the test is tomorrow. thanks brah


Well, as far as I am concerned, science comes first. I intend to find out whether or not a dinosaur can or cannot take a math test on acid. But first you need to clarify whether or not it will be 12,000 mics, or what sort of dinosaur it will be. We will also need to set up a control group or sober dinosaurs.

Then we will talk about the test.


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: Wapakz]
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that was hilarious!  :lol:

thanks for posting that. how did trekkies get obsessed with this?


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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: Syle]
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Syle said:
that was hilarious!  :lol:

thanks for posting that. how did trekkies get obsessed with this?


my math test?

honestly, no idea.

j/k. actually it was the fight music.
dunh dunh DAAAH DAAAH DAAAAH DAAAH you know the drill.

i think they had it in the contract that kirk had to be in a bare-knuckle fistfight and get his shirt strategically ripped in every third episode. something like that. maybe even every episode. seems that way, at any rate.


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"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
- William Blake, Proverbs of Hell from The Marriage of Heaven and Hell.

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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
ChairmanMeow said:
The_Ghost said:
ChairmanMeow said:
well, yes, actually

should i eat 12,000 mics of lsd before i take a math test tomorrow?
do ya think i'll get detention if they find out?
how many mics would a dinosaur have to eat to pass my math test for me, if i paid him $50?


Would that mean you would give me unlimited acid on the side? Or would he have to buy it with that 50$? Cause, that would kinda limit his options. Not sure if a dinosaur on 5-6hits of acid could pass a math test, more research needs to be conducted into this.


ok.

how about if i gave the dinosaur the 12,000 mics, and you PROMISED not to have ANY, unless you took my math test too?

and then, we have to research how many seats the dinosaur would take up in detention, and how long it would take the janitor to clean up after the dinosaur ate mr mackay.

cuz, um, dinos 'r' bayad, mkay?

but think about it, because i haven't been to this math class for years, and the test is tomorrow. thanks brah


Well, as far as I am concerned, science comes first. I intend to find out whether or not a dinosaur can or cannot take a math test on acid. But first you need to clarify whether or not it will be 12,000 mics, or what sort of dinosaur it will be. We will also need to set up a control group or sober dinosaurs.

Then we will talk about the test.


science before math. man, you're gonna have a lot of pissed-off mathematicians waiting outside your office...

but ok.

how about a tryptaminosaurus wrex weighing approximately 1.763 metric fucktonnes.

control group to consist of several nuns of equal firepower as well as resistance to psychedelics. punitive slappity rulers to be holstered until a state of emergency arises (i.e., momentarily).

let the games begin at dawn.


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Monday Night Weirdness! Episode 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
- William Blake, Proverbs of Hell from The Marriage of Heaven and Hell.

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Re: No, THIS is what killed all of the dinosaurs [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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Syle said:
j/k. actually it was the fight music.
dunh dunh DAAAH DAAAH DAAAAH DAAAH you know the drill.



Quoted for Fucking Truth

Syle said:
that was hilarious!  :lol:

thanks for posting that. how did trekkies get obsessed with this?


I have no fucking clue man. But I love every second of it. It's so cheesy that there's no way I couldn't.


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