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shitty utah beer
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so, im stuck in utah, because the roads to chicago are too snow filled to safely drive (80 some accidents today) so i bought myself some beer.....

and i get it back to my hotel, and i look at the label
3.2% alc/volume?
i mean, i know its bud lime (yeah i know its shit)

but C'mon! that is week, and that is just wrong and it even tastes shitty....


grrr


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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Gotta love them Mormons :awesome:

While you're there see if you can find Polygamist Porter. Why have only one?


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Bud lime tastes like the lime soaked sweat off a day laborers back. And according to SLC Punk, you can get higher percentage beer at liquor stores.

I wonder if they specially make beer for the Utah market to conform with their nazi regulations. Because elsewhere bud lime is 5% abv.


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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That's the Mormon influence. I really like that whole explanation scene in SLC Punk.

Edit: jeez I must type slow =P

I also just registered though. Hi all.

Edited by awnawhellnaw (12/08/08 10:56 PM)

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Gastronomicus]
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holy shit, i just took a pic of that beer and sent it to my GF, i thought it was hilarious.




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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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That's the one, had some going through on my way to Lake Powell.


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Gastronomicus]
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4%, still weak.


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Ima Trooper]
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you know what i want,

2  Below , new belgum brewing company, 6.2 %

i only had it once, last winter on tap in reno, on south virginia street.

havent had one since.

anyone that wants to get me a Christmas present, hook a brother up!


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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I think the alc content used to be 2.5% tops when I lived there.

Most of us had spare fridge's in the garage full of beer from over the state line


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: tak]
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Quote:
you know what i want,

2  Below , new belgum brewing company, 6.2 %

i only had it once, last winter on tap in reno, on south virginia street.

havent had one since.

anyone that wants to get me a Christmas present, hook a brother up!


Any good?...I saw this at the store the other day and almost grabbed it but got Samuel Adams Winter Lager instead. :drinklager:


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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> so, im stuck in utah

Try spending a summer there... 3/2 beer is like drinking water.


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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"polygamy porter; why have just one?"

That is hilarious!


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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Capatalistc nomad said:
so, im stuck in utah, because the roads to chicago are too snow filled to safely drive (80 some accidents today) so i bought myself some beer....


The roads from Utah to Chicago?  That's quite a haul...


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ZippoZ]
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I went to college in Southern Utah (Cedar City).  We used to drive across the Nevada state line to Mesquite to buy beer for parties.  And you gotta think ahead and stock up for the weekend because you can't buy anything alcoholic on Sundays in Utah.  They lock the beer coolers and close the liquor stores at midnight Saturday and don't open them again til Monday morning.


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Seuss]
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Seuss said:
> so, im stuck in utah

Try spending a summer there... 3/2 beer is like drinking water.


Yes, spent ALL summer there last year.

Zion and Bryce Nat'l Parks are the prettiest places I've ever been, but I spent 6 weeks in Cedar City staying in the dorms at Southern Utah State University, which is a Mormon campus.

What a horrid state.

Zip, I keep meaning to call you about that.  I promise I will sometime soon.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Quote:
Zion and Bryce Nat'l Parks are the prettiest places I've ever been


i agree those two parks are my favorite in Utah. i think everyone needs to experience both of those places.

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: moe.phan]
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Bryce is just mind-blowing.

I had hiked down the Grand Canyon the weekend before we went to Bryce, and I was much more impressed by the latter.  Without a doubt one of the most amazing places I've ever been.







But hiking down the little slot canyons at Zion was incredible as well.



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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
I spent 6 weeks in Cedar City staying in the dorms at Southern Utah State University, which is a Mormon campus.


Yeah, thats where I went to school in the 80s.  It didn't even have university status back then, it was Southern Utah State College (still have some SUSC stickers around here I think).  But it is not a Mormon campus.  It just feels that way anywhere you go in Utah.  There is a large Mormon influence in all your local governments, school boards, etc, especially in small towns like that.  If you want to see what its like on a Mormon campus you should try BYU!

BTW, I lived in Juniper Hall when I was there.  Campus housing was fun at times, but only because I paid extra to have a room to myself (no room mate was key).


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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: ToTheSummit]
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I was sure it was a mormon school.  I don't think I dealt with a single person there from the school that I wouldn't have pegged as a mormon.  We were all 20+ college kids and when we checked in they gave us a lecture about how anyone caught with alcohol in the dorm would have to take their alcohol awareness classes.

What a ridiculous place.  I met a cool girl from California working at the State Liquor Store on Main St. though.  I couldn't imagine living there.

I did a big geology study on Red Hill, just outside Cedar City.

Now I'm trying to think of the name of the dorm we stayed in...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: shitty utah beer [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Did you ever eat breakfast at Sullivan's Cafe on Main Street?  Probably the best diner breakfast I've ever had anywhere in the world!


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