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Fell in love with a stripper...
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Yea... I did it. Fell in love with a stripper. This chick had dark skin, looked kinda Indian and was wearing some jewelry on her dress. Well... then she starts speaking Russian in the private room. Holy Shit. Must... kidnap ---> marry. ugh. My parents always wanted me to marry a Russian chick and I think I've found the one... or maybe I'll just go to the Russian oblast that she is from and get me another one, HA HA.


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"And I don't care if he was handcuffed
Then shot in his head
All I know is dead bodies
Can't fuck with me again"

Edited by downforpot (07/20/08 12:42 PM)

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: downforpot]
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lol k


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: g00ru]
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Change that to say "On her dress" so you don't sound odd.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Oh yea... did, lol.


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Then shot in his head
All I know is dead bodies
Can't fuck with me again"

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: downforpot]
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Cool, man. Strippers might have STDS, though.

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: stainer711]
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And drug habits.

And pimps/handlers, especially the Russian variety.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I don't talk crap about your job! :crankey:


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: downforpot]
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I just want to say that most strippers are no good no matter what they say.It takes a certain kind of person to do that job.It is the 99 bad ones that ruin it for the one that is trying to do good.Good luck with that relationship,and if she is russian check to see if she married a guy to get her citizenship.I had an experience in '05 with a russian chick.Her husband was following her around when she went out with anyone,I was scarred he would do something to my car or me for a while.I have also seen three of my friends and a brother have extremely bad relationships with a stripper.BE CAREFUL!!They are not what they seem,get a nice average looking SMART girl.You will be happier.As far as I am concerned DO NOT TRUST A STRIPPER,EVER!! (Male or Female)


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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They are not bad people.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
As far as I am concerned DO NOT TRUST A STRIPPER,EVER!! (Male or Female)


I've known quite a few in my life including my sister, just
because you've had friends that had bad experiences with them
doesnt mean they're bad people, a few of my better relationships
were with strippers, 3 of them were incredible, the most caring
and giving people I've ever known, why were they strippers,
because it's one of the few jobs a woman can do that allows them
a doctors income without having to have an education, one of the
girls I dated had a masters, one of the others was in college


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:werd:


When people stereotype like that, it just goes to show a sense of ignorance.


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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injuns must be gas huffing alcoholics


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Troof


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Prisoner#1]
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All my experiences were in Texas,maybe that has something to do with how shitty these people were/are whatever.I just have never met anyone who has stayed with a stripper for very long no matter how wonderful or smart they are/were.Why would a girl with a masters be stripping? Was she just not interested in working her way up through a company? Why did she get a masters if she was just going to strip? Like I said,for me there is no trust because I have heard several stories and have seen first hand(no pun intended) what these people do to manipulate others for their own benefit.They will do or say ANYTHING.I was just warning the guy.Take my advice or leave it,no worries here,just relating experience. (43 years old here by the way,I have a bit of experience in life,more than I want sometimes)


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: downforpot]
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I've never met a stripper that wasn't damaged goods.  :frown:


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
I just want to say that most strippers are no good no matter what they say.It takes a certain kind of person to do that job.It is the 99 bad ones that ruin it for the one that is trying to do good.Good luck with that relationship,and if she is russian check to see if she married a guy to get her citizenship.I had an experience in '05 with a russian chick.Her husband was following her around when she went out with anyone,I was scarred he would do something to my car or me for a while.I have also seen three of my friends and a brother have extremely bad relationships with a stripper.BE CAREFUL!!They are not what they seem,get a nice average looking SMART girl.You will be happier.As far as I am concerned DO NOT TRUST A STRIPPER,EVER!! (Male or Female)


Well, I know that man. I had plenty of strippers that went straight for asking for a private dance. Then they left immediately after I said no. This one however didn't ask for shit. My friend got her to come back to us after she was walking off the stage so I got a private dance. Then she told me that I should have my friend pay for the private dance. Kept saying it over and over... but I was like whatever, wasn't really sure what do say, lol. So just gave her the doe.

Then saw her again, got a lap dance. Told me "Thank You Misha" and then I said "thank you" in Russian. So yea... Ugh. So hot.

stainer711 said:
Cool, man. Strippers might have STDS, though.


1 out of 5 people apparently have genital herpes in the US anyway.. shit is gonna be common place soon.


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"And I don't care if he was handcuffed
Then shot in his head
All I know is dead bodies
Can't fuck with me again"

Edited by downforpot (07/20/08 03:04 PM)

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: downforpot]
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downforpot said:
1 out of 5 people apparently have genital herpes in the US anyway.. shit is gonna be common place soon. 


Ganna Be?  According to those statistics it’s common place already

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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: Mojo]
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Yea.. I was kinda thinking that what I said was redundant, lol.


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: downforpot]
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i dont think "redundant" means what you think it means.


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Re: Fell in love with a stripper... [Re: automan]
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automan said:
i dont think "redundant" means what you think it means.



:lol:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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