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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5441006 - 03/25/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Did you just post the contents of a PM?!  :banbanban:

p.s. Doing exactly as the admins tell you is not being "a smartass". 


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: blissedout]
    #5441023 - 03/25/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
Have you heard that ridiculous redneck song "Honkeytonk Badonka Donk", yet?:shake:





:lol:
Now that's something I've got to hear.


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OfflineTrippy_Search
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5441187 - 03/25/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

rap is very shitty


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InvisibleAliceDee
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Trippy_Search]
    #5441216 - 03/25/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you base all rap on this one song "Im in love with a stipper"??? i agree this song sucks my ball sack but there is some very good rap out there, its just hard to find, all the shit you hear is on MTV and ALL of that rap SUCKS...


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Invisibledanamine
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5441251 - 03/25/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What was your avatar before Mickey?


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5441306 - 03/25/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
Thats what im saying. Like you look at these other countries and they have really awesome culture, and then theres us its like wtf sort culture is this?




...yeah and the redneck culture is just so refined :lol:


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) *DELETED* [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5441315 - 03/25/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Post deleted by poke smot!

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OfflineAninator
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: poke smot!]
    #5441998 - 03/25/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I've heard honkey tonk budonkadonk. As well as i'm in love with a stirpper. both pretty embarassing songs. Anyone hear or see the music video for "grilz" by nelly? I can't beleive these people are signed!


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Aninator]
    #5442022 - 03/25/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

this one?s goin? out to the strip joints
Yo, meet me at suzy?s rendez-vous
For every go-go bar
I?ma send this one out to the gentlemen?s clubs
Magic city, new york dogs, rolex
I be seeing y?all up in there late at night
I understand when your girl is stressing you out
(crazy girls) know what I?m saying?
Don?t let the ladies fool y?all now, fellas
They be doin? the same thing y?all be doin?
Turn up my symphony, man.
Turn up my symphony!
Drop a beat!)

[chorus]
Just ?cuz she dances go-go
It don?t make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna ? ? ? ? to meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I?m in love with a stripper, yo

[verse 1]
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
Bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it?s a sin, but before me you show
Me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but chris rock
Said, ?there?s no sex in the champaigne room?
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
Down, type of tears that money couldn?t buy

[chorus 2x]

[verse 2]
[wyclef]
Excuse me, what is your name?
[hope]
Uh, my name is hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a visa
Lap dance fantasy
Picture us on and on white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like billy d. said he?s feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you ?clef, against the odds

[chorus 2x]

(yo a lot of y?all sitting with y?all girls
Fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, ?iiiiiii, I don?t be going to the strip joints?
You lying man! you?d be surprised who you see up in there man.
I got one question for you liars, man)

Shot callers, wasn?t you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? he without sin cast the first stone.
I met her on the subway, she gave me that vip card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don?t hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah

[chorus 2x]
Call up my mama said I?m in love with a stripper yo!

(yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you i
Got nothing but funny money, man. new york dogs


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: CherryBom]
    #5442033 - 03/25/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:shocked:


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Aninator]
    #5443014 - 03/26/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)
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Quote:

AniNator said:
I've heard honkey tonk budonkadonk.



Someone post this fucker.  I feel left out :sad:

Quote:

AniNator said:
Anyone hear or see the music video for "grilz" by nelly? I can't beleive these people are signed!



Grillz*

A remix for ya.


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Edited by daimyo (03/26/06 11:58 AM)


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