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daimyo
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I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper)
#5440578 - 03/25/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I decided to check out the radio today. Wanted to hear what the masses are listening to. A song about being in love with a stripper? 
It sounded like he was some crazed stalker. Kids these days are going to grow up to be weirdos. Anyone else have any thoughts on this song?
P.S. - I am so intrigued by the oddity of this, I am going to download this CD and see what other gems may be hiding.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
#5440593 - 03/25/06 10:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well going to a strip club puts you in that fantasy mindset/scenario. The girls are there to make you feel good about yourself. He raps what we are all thinking sitting there at the foot of the stage. 
"[Intro]
Goddamn Lil Mama U know u thick as hell u know what im sayin Matter fact After the club u know what im talkin bout Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin I aint worryin' bout them really though Im just lookin at u Yea u know U got them big ass hips god damn!
[Verse 1]
Got the body of a goddess Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl Droppin' Low She Comin Down from the ceiling just hit da tha floo Yea,She Know what she doin Yea yea yea She doin that right thang Yea yea yea I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper
[Chorus 2x]
She poppin she rollin she rollin She climbin that pole and Im N Luv with a stripper She trippin she playin she playin Im not goin nowhere girl,im stayin Im N Luv wit a stripper
[Verse 3] Out of all the girl's she be the hottest Likin' da way she break it down I see you girllll! (spinnin wide) And she lookin' at me right in my eyees!(yeah) She got my attentionnn! Did i forget to mention? I need ta get her over to my crib and dat night thang! [Chorus x4]
[Mike Jones] [Verse 2] mike jones! She's every's man dream She's god's gift to earth Women they love 'em too that's what you call a woman's worth See I love all the stripper's because they show me love They know I never pay it's free whenever I hit da club But I can't even lie, the girl's in her so fly She slidin' up & down dat pole got me mezmarized Mike Jones don't ever trick, but goddamn she thick! I can't lie I must admit!
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 4] She can pop it,she can lock it Teddy Penderass down bout ta see this sexy girl(in my bed) Don't know what she is doing(to my head) yea She turnin trick's on me(yea yea yea) She don't even know me(yea yea yea) I got her over to my crib to dat night thang [Chorus x4]"
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
#5440599 - 03/25/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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holy shit - are you serious?!? there's never been a salacious song before! that's certainly new.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Vvellum]
#5440604 - 03/25/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"See I love all the stripper's because they show me love"
they show EVERYONE love.... wtf?
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daimyo
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Dyke Jones has put out some terrible verses, but this one is a low previously thought to be unattainable.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
#5440612 - 03/25/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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rusrs? A song about loving a stripper. Cmon what ever happend to Conway Twitty.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5440823 - 03/25/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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A lot of rap i'm pretty open minded to and will at least listen, but I can't stand this song.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
#5440829 - 03/25/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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eh, the first time i heard it i was at the strippers! its not a great song but its not too bad either. im sorta indiffrent to it.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Sinistral] 1
#5440833 - 03/25/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Rap makes my blood pressure raise and my pulse go up, i cant handle it. I was born country, and its what i listen too.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: AliceDee]
#5440840 - 03/25/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
AliceDee said: "See I love all the stripper's because they show me love"
they show EVERYONE love.... wtf?
love=sex
leeee durr
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5440856 - 03/25/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The song isn't about literally being in love with a stripper.
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That song sucks sooo bad! Have you heard that ridiculous redneck song "Honkeytonk Badonka Donk", yet?
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: blissedout]
#5440914 - 03/25/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I am actually in love with a stripper.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Liquidkick]
#5440950 - 03/25/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Meh, Can we bring back culture yet? I tire of the bullshit.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5440964 - 03/25/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thats what im saying. Like you look at these other countries and they have really awesome culture, and then theres us its like wtf sort culture is this?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5440967 - 03/25/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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...says the guy with Disney in his avatar and sig.
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Psychoslut
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Its something i did because anno told me to change my avatar to a disney character.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5440979 - 03/25/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Would you jump off a bridge if Anno told you to?
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5440990 - 03/25/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I know, I feel sad when my friends have their first generation immigrant parents and grandparents and all their culture. I'm actually jealous.
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No its me being a smartass.
His pm said ive been getting complaints about your avatar, will you please change it to a disney character or something normal.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5441006 - 03/25/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Did you just post the contents of a PM?! 
p.s. Doing exactly as the admins tell you is not being "a smartass".
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: blissedout]
#5441023 - 03/25/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
blissedout said: Have you heard that ridiculous redneck song "Honkeytonk Badonka Donk", yet?
 Now that's something I've got to hear.
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5441187 - 03/25/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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rap is very shitty
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Trippy_Search]
#5441216 - 03/25/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you base all rap on this one song "Im in love with a stipper"??? i agree this song sucks my ball sack but there is some very good rap out there, its just hard to find, all the shit you hear is on MTV and ALL of that rap SUCKS...
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5441251 - 03/25/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What was your avatar before Mickey?
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
#5441306 - 03/25/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychoslut said: Thats what im saying. Like you look at these other countries and they have really awesome culture, and then theres us its like wtf sort culture is this?
...yeah and the redneck culture is just so refined
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) *DELETED* [Re: Psychoslut]
#5441315 - 03/25/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: poke smot!]
#5441998 - 03/25/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've heard honkey tonk budonkadonk. As well as i'm in love with a stirpper. both pretty embarassing songs. Anyone hear or see the music video for "grilz" by nelly? I can't beleive these people are signed!
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Aninator]
#5442022 - 03/25/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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this one?s goin? out to the strip joints Yo, meet me at suzy?s rendez-vous For every go-go bar I?ma send this one out to the gentlemen?s clubs Magic city, new york dogs, rolex I be seeing y?all up in there late at night I understand when your girl is stressing you out (crazy girls) know what I?m saying? Don?t let the ladies fool y?all now, fellas They be doin? the same thing y?all be doin? Turn up my symphony, man. Turn up my symphony! Drop a beat!)
[chorus] Just ?cuz she dances go-go It don?t make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna ? ? ? ? to meeeexico Called up my mama, said I?m in love with a stripper, yo
[verse 1] Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no Bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity Twenty grand, know it?s a sin, but before me you show Me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but chris rock Said, ?there?s no sex in the champaigne room? Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling Down, type of tears that money couldn?t buy
[chorus 2x]
[verse 2] [wyclef] Excuse me, what is your name? [hope] Uh, my name is hope, yo I was blessed with the body of the goddesses Have you any idea how hard this is? I could flex in 25 positions But I only work here to pay my tuition Yo, tantalizing teaser Table-top pleaser Give me what I need a Mastercard a visa Lap dance fantasy Picture us on and on white canopy Wyclef extended his hand to me Like billy d. said he?s feelin me Take me away from here, so far Where they ride horses, no cars No more stripping in bars Me and you ?clef, against the odds
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(yo a lot of y?all sitting with y?all girls Fronting like the budweiser commercial Talking bout, ?iiiiiii, I don?t be going to the strip joints? You lying man! you?d be surprised who you see up in there man. I got one question for you liars, man)
Shot callers, wasn?t you a preacher? You calling her a hooker? he without sin cast the first stone. I met her on the subway, she gave me that vip card And told me if I ever have problems, Don?t hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah
[chorus 2x] Call up my mama said I?m in love with a stripper yo!
(yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you i Got nothing but funny money, man. new york dogs
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: CherryBom]
#5442033 - 03/25/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Aninator]
#5443014 - 03/26/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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AniNator said: I've heard honkey tonk budonkadonk.
Someone post this fucker. I feel left out
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AniNator said: Anyone hear or see the music video for "grilz" by nelly? I can't beleive these people are signed!
Grillz*
A remix for ya.
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Edited by daimyo (03/26/06 11:58 AM)
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