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Offlinedaimyo
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I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper)
    #5440578 - 03/25/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I decided to check out the radio today.  Wanted to hear what the masses are listening to.  A song about being in love with a stripper? :what:

It sounded like he was some crazed stalker.  Kids these days are going to grow up to be weirdos.  Anyone else have any thoughts on this song?

P.S. - I am so intrigued by the oddity of this, I am going to download this CD and see what other gems may be hiding.


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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
    #5440593 - 03/25/06 10:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well going to a strip club puts you in that fantasy mindset/scenario. The girls are there to make you feel good about yourself. He raps what we are all thinking sitting there at the foot of the stage. :lol:

"[Intro]

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what im sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what im talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin
I aint worryin' bout them really though
Im just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!

[Verse 1]

Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin' Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
just hit da tha floo
Yea,She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

[Chorus 2x]

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl,im stayin
Im N Luv wit a stripper

[Verse 3]
Out of all the girl's she be the hottest
Likin' da way she break it down I see you girllll!
(spinnin wide)
And she lookin' at me right in my eyees!(yeah)
She got my attentionnn!
Did i forget to mention?
I need ta get her over to my crib and dat night thang!
[Chorus x4]

[Mike Jones]
[Verse 2]
mike jones!
She's every's man dream
She's god's gift to earth
Women they love 'em too that's what you call a woman's worth
See I love all the stripper's because they show me love
They know I never pay it's free whenever I hit da club
But I can't even lie, the girl's in her so fly
She slidin' up & down dat pole got me mezmarized
Mike Jones don't ever trick, but goddamn she thick!
I can't lie I must admit!

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 4]
She can pop it,she can lock it
Teddy Penderass down bout ta see this sexy girl(in my bed)
Don't know what she is doing(to my head)
yea She turnin trick's on me(yea yea yea)
She don't even know me(yea yea yea)
I got her over to my crib to dat night thang
[Chorus x4]"


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
    #5440599 - 03/25/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

holy shit - are you serious?!? there's never been a salacious song before! that's certainly new.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Vvellum]
    #5440604 - 03/25/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"See I love all the stripper's because they show me love"

they show EVERYONE love.... wtf?


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5440607 - 03/25/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Dyke Jones has put out some terrible verses, but this one is a low previously thought to be unattainable.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
    #5440612 - 03/25/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

rusrs? A song about loving a stripper. Cmon what ever happend to Conway Twitty.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440823 - 03/25/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

A lot of rap i'm pretty open minded to and will at least listen, but I can't stand this song.  :nonono:


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InvisibleYarry
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: daimyo]
    #5440829 - 03/25/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

eh, the first time i heard it i was at the strippers! its not a great song but its not too bad either. im sorta indiffrent to it.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Sinistral] * 1
    #5440833 - 03/25/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Rap makes my blood pressure raise and my pulse go up, i cant handle it. I was born country, and its what i listen too.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: AliceDee]
    #5440840 - 03/25/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
"See I love all the stripper's because they show me love" 

they show EVERYONE love.... wtf?





love=sex


leeee durr


:sad:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440856 - 03/25/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The song isn't about literally being in love with a stripper.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5440872 - 03/25/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That song sucks sooo bad! Have you heard that ridiculous redneck song "Honkeytonk Badonka Donk", yet?:shake:


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: blissedout]
    #5440914 - 03/25/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I am actually in love with a stripper.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5440950 - 03/25/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Meh, Can we bring back culture yet? I tire of the bullshit.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5440964 - 03/25/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thats what im saying. Like you look at these other countries and they have really awesome culture, and then theres us its like wtf sort culture is this?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440967 - 03/25/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

...says the guy with Disney in his avatar and sig. :wink:


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5440976 - 03/25/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Its something i did because anno told me to change my avatar to a disney character.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440979 - 03/25/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Would you jump off a bridge if Anno told you to?


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440990 - 03/25/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I know, I feel sad when my friends have their first generation immigrant parents and grandparents and all their culture. I'm actually jealous.


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Re: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5441000 - 03/25/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No its me being a smartass.

His pm said ive been getting complaints about your avatar, will you please change it to a disney character or something normal.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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