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Irony
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I was watching the film Knocked Up and as I was watching it, I got a text from a friend saying that she's pregnant and wanted to know how much an abortion costs. Needless to say I lol'd. But would you consider this irony or a coincidence?


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Re: Irony [Re: learningtofly]
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i want to have your abortion

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Re: Irony [Re: learningtofly]
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I would say that irony is a funny coincidence.  So that is ironic.

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Re: Irony [Re: Brugman]
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Aw. :frown: I hate pregnant situations, they never end well.

I'd call it a sign. A sign to invest in better condoms.


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Re: Irony [Re: PinballWizard]
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you need to text him back and tell him its the best thing that could have happened:thumbup:


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Re: Irony [Re: gethyn]
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Are you implying a dude got preggoes?

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Re: Irony [Re: gethyn]
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I am very happy that I didn't get this chick pregnant, because then I wouldn't be able to laugh (as hard) at this situation.

The reason I ask is because something ironic is something that has an unexpected, or almost opposite, outcome than expected. Either way, it's still hilarious.


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Re: Irony [Re: learningtofly]
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learningtofly said:
I was watching the film Knocked Up and as I was watching it, I got a text from a friend saying that she's pregnant and wanted to know how much an abortion costs. Needless to say I lol'd. But would you consider this irony or a coincidence?


um, is there a reason she thinks you know how much an abortion costs? cuz she's a sucker if she pays retail.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: Irony [Re: MrBump]
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yeah you can pretty much get an abortion for free can't you?

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Re: Irony [Re: MrBump]
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Hahah yes I know all the inside deals. But seriously, I have no idea why she asked me of all people, i've never gotten anyone pregnant, much less laid a women in the past 5 months.


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Re: Irony [Re: IslandShroomer]
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yup....

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Re: Irony [Re: rugergirl79]
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oh don't worry, i already offered to kick in her in the stomach.


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Re: Irony [Re: learningtofly]
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push her down some steps...that works nicely too...

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Re: Irony [Re: rugergirl79]
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I've always been partial to the coat hanger myself  :devilguy:


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I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

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Re: Irony [Re: rugergirl79]
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rugergirl79 said:
yup....


lol, i was thinkin the same thing.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: Irony [Re: MrBump]
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:sexysmile:

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Re: Irony [Re: MrBump]
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Ha no, I mean that if you qualify and you are a certain age, you can get an abortion for next to nothing. I could be wrong, but my best friend got his GF pregnant, and I don't know how they would of paid for it. So I am guessing you can get it done pretty inexpensively.

Ha, I could ask him, but I feel like it might be a touchy subject?

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Re: Irony [Re: IslandShroomer]
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Touchy subject eh? I told this chick to give her man mad props for knocking her up, if anyone has crossed a line it's me.

But you don't have to ask as it's not your problem, nor is it mine. I told her to hit up Planned Parenthood.


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Re: Irony [Re: learningtofly]
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Yeah, that is what I was getting at. PP is cool. I have free use of their clinic for a year!

So far, Clean as a whistle! Haven't gotten tested in a while. Which is cool, but it also means I haven't gotten laid in a while.

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Re: Irony [Re: PinballWizard]
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PinballWizard said:
I would say that irony is a funny coincidence.  So that is ironic.


Sounds like you guys have been taking irony lessons from Alanis Morissette

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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