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OfflineAlmond Flour
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HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant!
    #14605609 - 06/13/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What fucking BULLSHIT. Are these dumb bitches so fucking out of tune with their bodies that they cant detect when something such as a human life is inside them!? God it pisses me off when stupid ass people make shit up just to get on TV. And if they arnt making it up (god forbid) they should go jump off a cliff.......because anyone not consciousness enough to detect a human inside them is obviously not fit for the gift of consciousness :rolleyes:


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605625 - 06/13/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Probably feels similar to a giant shit.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605630 - 06/13/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I agree... I couldn't believe that was a real TV show one day when I skipped past it.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605632 - 06/13/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It's usually grotesquely fat women who have stomach issues anyway.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605634 - 06/13/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This is not laid back discussion of any topic. :nono:


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605651 - 06/13/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i used to think that too until i found out many girls only get their period a few times a year. so it only makes sense that a girl who is used to getting her period 2 to 4 times a year would not assume she is pregnant if she goes a couple of months without getting her period.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: grimrs]
    #14605669 - 06/13/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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i used to think that too until i found out many girls only get their period a few times a year. so it only makes sense that a girl who is used to getting her period 2 to 4 times a year would not assume she is pregnant if she goes a couple of months without getting her period.





Never mind the fact she can smell a fly fart, is getting weird kicking feelings in her stomach, gaining a shit ton of weight, tired ALL the time, etc. etc. :strokebeard2:


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605681 - 06/13/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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grimrs said:
i used to think that too until i found out many girls only get their period a few times a year. so it only makes sense that a girl who is used to getting her period 2 to 4 times a year would not assume she is pregnant if she goes a couple of months without getting her period.





Never mind the fact she can smell a fly fart, is getting weird kicking feelings in her stomach, gaining a shit ton of weight, tired ALL the time, etc. etc. :strokebeard2:





well shit, you've just described a whole host of ailments that can affect women


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14605692 - 06/13/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Herbal said:
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grimrs said:
i used to think that too until i found out many girls only get their period a few times a year. so it only makes sense that a girl who is used to getting her period 2 to 4 times a year would not assume she is pregnant if she goes a couple of months without getting her period.





Never mind the fact she can smell a fly fart, is getting weird kicking feelings in her stomach, gaining a shit ton of weight, tired ALL the time, etc. etc. :strokebeard2:





well shit, you've just described a whole host of ailments that can affect women





Kicking in the stomach?


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605709 - 06/13/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

TV rots your mind.

TV programs.  Programming.  Mind programming.  Hmmmmmm.  Don't rot your mind.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605712 - 06/13/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Lol good thread but I'm not admitting to it.

I shall take them to the grave :snub:


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: nice1]
    #14605715 - 06/13/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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TV rots your mind.

TV programs.  Programming.  Mind programming.  Hmmmmmm.  Don't rot your mind.





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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Set]
    #14605724 - 06/13/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I do know though.

You don't know.  Conclude what ever you like.


I can write a essay on the copy cat effect and how it is applied to advertising through TV programming but I'm just insane :smile:  So don't worry it you who doesn't know.


You got a meme about knowing.  How ironic.  Using a meme itself suggests you know fuck all or are too lazy.  Irony!


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Set]
    #14605727 - 06/13/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:mindcontrol:


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Set]
    #14605767 - 06/13/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Set said:
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nice1 said:
TV rots your mind.

TV programs.  Programming.  Mind programming.  Hmmmmmm.  Don't rot your mind.








:lolsy: that guy is fucking hilarious. He's always on the Ancient Aliens show, and if you watch, at the beginning of the show his hair is under control, but then as the show progresses his hair gets more and more fucked up, so every time they cut back to him his hair will be even more fucked up then it was last time you saw him :lol:

me & my dad call him hair boy


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: nice1]
    #14605782 - 06/13/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I do know though.

You don't know.  Conclude what ever you like.


I can write a essay on the copy cat effect and how it is applied to advertising through TV programming but I'm just insane :smile:  So don't worry it you who doesn't know.


You got a meme about knowing.  How ironic.  Using a meme itself suggests you know fuck all or are too lazy.  Irony!



lol sensitive


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14605783 - 06/13/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This is a series regularly broadcast about this subject? Geeze, TV has gone even further downhill since I stopped watching it.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14605798 - 06/13/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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This is a series regularly broadcast about this subject? Geeze, TV has gone even further downhill since I stopped watching it.




Tell me about it :facepalm:
I get about 5 channels as it is. They like to follow trends on network tv, seems like everyone is into weight loss shows these days. It's fucking obnoxious.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Caine]
    #14605834 - 06/13/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

physical health > appearance

people will be skinny nowadays at all costs

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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: the human abstract]
    #14605849 - 06/13/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I can understand the being fat as shit part so they can't tell their stomach is protruded, but I don't understand how they don't notice they aren't getting periods each month.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Set]
    #14605853 - 06/13/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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lol sensitive





More drunk :grin:  :drunk:


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: robbyberto]
    #14605884 - 06/13/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I can understand the being fat as shit part so they can't tell their stomach is protruded, but I don't understand how they don't notice they aren't getting periods each month.




:yuno: why no pills make me no have periods this year


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14605888 - 06/13/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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This is a series regularly broadcast about this subject? Geeze, TV has gone even further downhill since I stopped watching it.





ye. Tv sucks. Shows like this are garabage imo. Most tv is useless crap. I don't watch it either... Well, other than King of the Hill!


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: XUL]
    #14605994 - 06/13/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

People!

Don't watch TV!

It's nothing but social programming and propaganda dressed up with useless babble and drama!


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14606042 - 06/13/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

which shows are propaganda? I saw this show calles pawn stars once. How is it propoganda?


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: grimrs]
    #14606051 - 06/13/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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i used to think that too until i found out many girls only get their period a few times a year. so it only makes sense that a girl who is used to getting her period 2 to 4 times a year would not assume she is pregnant if she goes a couple of months without getting her period.




this is generally very very rare. some chicks might miss one or so... but most chicks have at least 8-11 periods a year. I think at first it's very hard for a chick to tell she is pregnant. it takes a few good months for their stomach to get bigger. although they do flush with hormones and throw up every day and shit. i had this friend who was pregnant, she broke up with her b/f when she found out, i don't know she started hanging out with me, anyway I never found out if it was any other reason besides friend ship :shrug:

anyway, we'd be hanging out somewhere, and out of nowhere she would have to go puke. it kind of sucked watching that shit.. like if she was on the bus or something she would have had to get off, puke in the bushes, and then wait for the next bus. oh well w/e. I think THAT phase only lasts a month or so.


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Anthony917]
    #14606121 - 06/13/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
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Set said:
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nice1 said:
TV rots your mind.

TV programs.  Programming.  Mind programming.  Hmmmmmm.  Don't rot your mind.








:lolsy: that guy is fucking hilarious. He's always on the Ancient Aliens show, and if you watch, at the beginning of the show his hair is under control, but then as the show progresses his hair gets more and more fucked up, so every time they cut back to him his hair will be even more fucked up then it was last time you saw him :lol:

me & my dad call him hair boy





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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: XUL]
    #14606144 - 06/13/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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which shows are propaganda? I saw this show calles pawn stars once. How is it propoganda?




Everything, including the commercials. You are subjecting yourself to other views.
They are propagating their beliefs and opinions. Sometimes they are propagating their personal agenda.

It's easy to let it slide by without realizing, because when you're watching TV, it's natural to become an observer soaking everything in like a sponge. You just want to relax.
You don't actively analyze the information you're receiving, as you receive it.

The question you have to ask is:
Are these perspectives valuable? Is it something you wish to considerate, and possibly become an integral part of your being?


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Re: HELP! I didnt know i was pregnant! [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14606922 - 06/13/11 03:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

well I wouldn't say feeling a human inside, I'd say it's harder to believe one wouldn't notice the signs. Plus I think that it's more likely that a pregnant still has hemorragies which could be confused with menstruation than having normaly a period twice a year. By the time it starts kicking it's impossible no to notice. The thing that gets me more confused is that even if she doesn't feel sick or have cravings how can they not notice the huge tits they start getting? Do they think it's god giving them divine silicon?


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