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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: MycoGlowFlow]
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MycoGlowFlow said:
i went from not farting around my girlfriend to being really blatant and farting in her direction as a sign of thanksgiving.  she doesnt appreciate anything i do for her.

full force 24/7



:lol:
you surely must remember the early ice breakers then

did the first few surprise her?


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i need names and addresses of narc members

pm for details

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: LuSiD9]
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the master bathroom at my dads house has a place to sit in the shower (its not like rest home style either, its really nice). i godda tell ya if you just want a relaxing shower, sitting down is the shit

but i try not to fart in the shower, the steam seems to hold it in too long and even ferment it further. everyone likes their own brew, but i have limits

Edited by nalyudi (06/22/08 02:21 PM)

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: alphabeatu]
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It's been 5 years since I've been with my GF and she pops em out more than I do now.  Especially when she's asleep.  I like to fart while we are in bed and ask her "if I spit straight up do you think it will land on me or you?" then she pulls the blankets over her head.  Surprise dutch oven.  LOL

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: nsmvusa]
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nsmvusa said:
It's been 5 years since I've been with my GF and she pops em out more than I do now.  Especially when she's asleep.  I like to fart while we are in bed and ask her "if I spit straight up do you think it will land on me or you?" then she pulls the blankets over her head.  Surprise dutch oven.  LOL


that would make your gf a certified dutchess

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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113


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Remember to courtesy flush:toilet:


:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*


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Remember to courtesy flush:toilet:


:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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cmon people! I need a thousand!:crankey:


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Remember to courtesy flush:toilet:


:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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MOAR!!!


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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128


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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