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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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i like to go in my roomie's room and let them rip.

he freaks out about it, it's so funny.

he also has to sleep with a CPAP Machine and one day I'll sneak in there while he's sleeping and fart in that tube that goes directly over his face.

and put the footage on youtube.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: StonedShroom]
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Awesome!

Make sure its a big loud one too.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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bump

(surprised at how many people voted, but would like at least an even hundred)


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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What do you win if you get a hundred?


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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i went from not farting around my girlfriend to being really blatant and farting in her direction as a sign of thanksgiving.  she doesnt appreciate anything i do for her.

full force 24/7


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Nothing really, just  want a full 100 since I thought I would only get around 10.

General consensus is to just let them fly full force, but still want the full results.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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up to 86!!!!


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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need 100


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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94!


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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97!


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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100.  Let those fuckers fly.

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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I fart once every hour and it STINKS!

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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I am pushing for 1000 now.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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One hundred and thirteen.

MOAR!


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Brugman]
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more votes needed.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Full force.
AND either light it or try to play a song.

I once worked in a small movie theater.  At the end of the night someone had to count all of the candy in the display case.  My friend had to do the counting that nite.  I pushed my ass up against the plexiglass (standing where a customer would normally stand) and ripped a freaking HUGE one, which I then lit.  My buddy was really inside the counter, counting the candies that were near the front of the case, so my ass was literally 1/4 inch from his face when the flame burst forth.  He jumped up and whacked his head on the top of the counter.  He thought we had just gotten nuked.  I'm giggling now as I think about it.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: malfunction556]
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how huge?


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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maybe a 2ft x 2ft fireball?  Didn't have a ruler handy.  But it felt like one of those bowel shaking "Oh yeah....," knock birds from trees, make small children weep kind of farts.  Good times.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
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Nunbuh_Chrubble said:
or if I'm sitting in the shower.


you sit in the shower??


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Roxum]
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I would bet that the ones who let it seep out are female.  You know how a lot of guys are.  Shit, I push em out full force when people ARE around.

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