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farting while no one is around....
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When you are alone and need to fart, do you
You may choose only one


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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I think that one's going to weigh heavily for full force.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Roxum]
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its the only time i do it


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Coaster]
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I full force it all the time. FUck etiquette


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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i generally try to hold it in until someone else is around


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: wrestler_az]
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wrestler_az said:
i generally try to hold it in until someone else is around


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: DNKYD]
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loud as possible.

I hate when you fart alone, then someone walks in. fuck!


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Full force, unless the situation absolutely requires seepage. Like at a job interview or something.

I just love the sound of a fart.. one of nature's oldest jokes!

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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If it's a hot chick that I am try to wooo, I'll hold it, but other than that, I don't care who's around.

It's unhealthy to hold it in, in my opinion anyway.

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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why wait till no one is around?


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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I hate farting alone. Farts are meant to be shared! :awesome:

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Le_Canard]
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I fart whenever.  People or not people.  If it's coming out it's coming out, mine aren't shy.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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I just let it do what it wants. I only push full force if I have other people to impress... or if I'm sitting in the shower.


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Eh, full force tends to lead to... uh... errors.

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Spooge]
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holding it is has been proven scientifically to be bad for you, no joke.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
I fart whenever.  People or not people.  If it's coming out it's coming out, mine aren't shy.


QFT

And I still laugh at my own farts when alone..


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
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not me, I just go "aaaaaaaaaaahhhh..... much better"


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Eh, full force tends to lead to... uh... errors.


:lol:


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:heartpump:

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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
I fart whenever.  People or not people.  If it's coming out it's coming out, mine aren't shy.


It is as it should be...


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Re: farting while no one is around.... [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
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KilroyMilosevik said:
And I still laugh at my own farts when alone..


I do too. My roommate sometimes hears, probably thinks I'm nuts.

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