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Its disturbing how much this happens lately
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I was at a party tonight having a great time. I met a very beautiful girl when I first arrived. We had several encounters in the following hour, one at which we both got eachother's names completely wrong.

Soon enough we were sitting next to eachother playing some game and having a playful argument about how I screwed it up. We were hitting it off perfectly. We were saying the same things things at the same time. I was making funny and witty replies to her comments. She made fun of me, I retaliated . The whole shebang. Blatant obvious flirtation. Then she said to me, "Johnny, you're a real cute man". I knew sex was on the horizon.

And then her boyfriend showed up. When she introduced him one of the other girls said "Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought he was" indicating towards me.

The perfect end to a perfect night. Fuck

Edited by BoneMan (05/24/08 11:26 PM)

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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:rofl2:, all is not lost

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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sounds kind of typical for a party. most party girls i met are very flirty AND have boyfriends.


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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She got what she needed and you did not.  You lose.  Try again.  :grin:


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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does it make a guy look bad if he asks right away if a girl has a boyfriend?

couldn't you come up with some way of asking the question for a reason? plan it out and use it every time...maybe make a list of ways to scam your way to the question.

am i thinking about this to much?


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Yea. Its not a complete failure. She did choose me out of all the guys at the party to play her games with. She seemed to genuinely like me and and enjoy what we had going on. All my friends were surprised when she announced that her boyfriend had shown up.

But anyway it boosts my confidence in my ability to bag a chick like that when I find one who's single.

But damn, I was really on tonight man, fuckin smooth.

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: LayYouIn]
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LayYouIn said:
does it make a guy look bad if he asks right away if a girl has a boyfriend?

couldn't you come up with some way of asking the question for a reason? plan it out and use it every time...maybe make a list of ways to scam your way to the question.

am i thinking about this to much?



It never crossed my mind. When I first saw her I thought I had no chance. But once we started talking I knew she was totally into me. But in the end I had been had.

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: LayYouIn]
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LayYouIn said:
does it make a guy look bad if he asks right away if a girl has a boyfriend?




Like you say, you gotta ask kinda casually sneakily if they are w/ someone at the party,so you don't waste your time.


I usually try an innocent question like: "When you leave here, are you walking to your car alone?" or something like that. If they say yes, you're home free.

But it seems alot of girls are taken... my luck

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: johnm214]
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next time holler at the girl who points you out:werd:


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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Well obviously you need to fuck her before the boyfriend shows up. Learn from your mistakes.


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: DeathCompany]
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better than not having some chick flirt with you all night


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: Mutatis Mutandis]
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Bitches love some drama, what can you say?


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: johnm214]
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johnm214 said:
LayYouIn said:
does it make a guy look bad if he asks right away if a girl has a boyfriend?




Like you say, you gotta ask kinda casually sneakily if they are w/ someone at the party,so you don't waste your time.


I usually try an innocent question like: "When you leave here, are you walking to your car alone?" or something like that. If they say yes, you're home free.

But it seems alot of girls are taken... my luck


Wow. If I was a chick that question would fucking terrify me. You've never been slapped for asking that?


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
johnm214 said:
LayYouIn said:
does it make a guy look bad if he asks right away if a girl has a boyfriend?




Like you say, you gotta ask kinda casually sneakily if they are w/ someone at the party,so you don't waste your time.


I usually try an innocent question like: "When you leave here, are you walking to your car alone?" or something like that. If they say yes, you're home free.

But it seems alot of girls are taken... my luck


Wow. If I was a chick that question would fucking terrify me. You've never been slapped for asking that?


You must not have Bundy's good looks.


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: jewunit]
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I usually ask " so do you walk down any dark ally's by yourself on the way home?"



Or "how loud can you scream for help?"


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: DeathCompany]
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I just cut to the chase and ask them to leave me and their drink alone for a few seconds.


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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Cockblocked! :scottish:

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: Le_Canard]
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My guess is the boyfriend looked like a total deuchebag too.

...typical

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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: BoneMan]
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Get yerself a pocket pussy and avoid all the tedious girl troubles. :crazy2:
haha, the worst advice i've given all morning.


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Re: Its disturbing how much this happens lately [Re: Mutatis Mutandis]
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Mutatis Mutandis said:
better than not having some chick flirt with you all night


Amen to that. I would have left the party at least an hour earlier if I hadn't been flirting with this girl. So overall it was a good time, it was nice having a smokin hot babe tell me I'm a very cute man.

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