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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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I have many puking stories but my favorite would have to be from when i was 16.

I was really hammered at a party I was throwing at my parents house and i am running down the hall and bust in the bathroom door to puke and this girl i know is in the bathroom in my way and i end up puking all over her. So i convince her she needs to take a shower with me and i dicked her down...

:projectile::blowjob::rockon:

^^^^^^^^^^^
Thats the play by play

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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i thought this belonged here.
it just might be the funniest picture i have ever seen.
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/saturday%20night.jpg

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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Here we go...

My first experiences with weed, tobacco, alcohol, and women all happened in a 7 day period during a trip to Amsterdam and Paris when I was 15.

It was a school trip, with a bunch of kids from my small ass Catholic school.
The older kids brought me along to coffee shops and bars, got me baked and tanked the first couple days, and brought me to sex shows. Around the 4th day I started feeling guilty about all the sex and drugs, and decided to mellow out for a night.
We go to Paris the next day, and my friend and I decide to get a bottle of vodka, "Eminoff's" it was called I think. A cheap Smirnoff knockoff.
My friend was about 160, while I was around 115. I'm matching him drink for drink though, until I'm more tanked than I'd ever been in my life.
Someone told me that honey helped with hangovers, so I decided to make a trip down to the lobby to see if they have any honey on hand.
Somehow, I make it down the stairs and cross the lobby to the clerk, and ask for honey. For some reason I decided to carry my friends sock with me down to the lobby.
Now, let me reiterate, this is the drunkest I have EVER been in my entire life. My little 115 pound body had consumed over 20 shots of 80 proof vodka. I couldn't see straight, couldn't reason, had tunnel vision, was seeing double, etc.
The clerk waved me away, and as I'm walking back to the stairs, I collapse and vomit seven times. For some reason, I was counting the number of times I vomited.
All of a sudden, I realize the two chaperones for the trip are standing over me (my Spanish teacher, this tiny fiesty old French woman and her alcoholic daughter in law). They were pretty frightened, and my teacher kept asking "Are you ok? Are you ok?".
I was convinced that as long as I didn't move, they would forget that I was there and then I could make my escape.
Her daughter in law, in a drunken stupor, said something like "I think somethings wrong" (as I'm laying in a puddle of my own vomit), and my teacher replies with "Of course something is wrong!". When she says this, I realize that she's probably not looking at me and I can make my escape.
Somehow, I scramble/crawl up the stairs and get back to my room and manage to get inside. I frantically mumble the story of how I puked 7 times in front of our teacher to my friend, and retreat to the bathroom for even more vomiting.
About a minute later, there is a knock on the door. Its my spanish teacher, her daughter in law, and the tour-guide for the trip. They come into the bathroom with me, while I vomit. I heard the tour guide say "Is that blood?", referring to my vomit in the toilet.
They called the paramedics, and I was hauled off to the hospital to spend the night there for blood poisoning.
Apparently, along the way I stopped breathing, and they had to perform resuscitation on me.
When I woke up, I felt horrible. And I was clutching a slightly damp, partially vomit covered sock.
My glasses were missing, but later found under my hotel bed, covered in vomit.

And thats my story.


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My name is Mud

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: DragonChaser]
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I use to work at applebees and Jorge (one of the cooks) there was having a birthday party at my "friend's" (now boyfriend"s) apartment. They invited everyone at work. Me and my friend Lyanne decided to Pre-game it since we werent 21 yet and didnt know how much alcohol would be at the party. We took about 4 shots of aftershock together and then I took at least two more myself. After convincing her boyfriend to buy us beer to bring with us, we had two more beers and decided to walk over since the party was at the same appartment complex... We took a long ass way around through the snow (in flip flops) rather than take the plowed path by the office. I apparently fell quite a few times on the way over. . .I dont remember but I've been told I did. Once we got to the party only the roommate and his girlfriend were there. People started to arrive and we just kept drinking. . . When my (now) boyfriend walked through the door I called him an asshole 3 times (dont remember doing that either) then the next thing I remember was crying in the bathroom and the girl I came with coming in telling me someone slipped her a sleeping pill and I was yelling at her saying I was fine and to leave me alone. (I also I heard later wacked the roommates girlfriend in the vagina when she came to check on me) The next thing I can remember is sitting at the bottom of the stair with my boyfriend and him telling em not to hit him and then the girl I came with called me and I threw my phone against the wall. My boyfriend decided to bring me home and told me to stay put at this pillar by his parking spot so he could bring the truck around. I then booked it to my friends house leaving him just pulling out with the truck. He finally caught up with me and walked me to my friends apartment on the third floor. Once we got to the door I promptly fell on my face. I then proceeded to the bathroom and got sooooooo sick, I must have been there for hours! The next day I woke up on my friends couch with a sore ass from falling down so much and was missing my phone (which I had chucked when she called me) and my purse with my keys in it! I dont remember half of that night but the next day at work I heard so many stories it wasnt even funny!


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Lndrydusting]
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yesterday my friend brought up a good puking story. He was at a party and walks into the bathroom cause he knew he had to yak. There was already a chick leaning over the toilet so he tells her she needs to move. After asking twice with no response he yaks allllll over the back of her neck and covers her hair. The chic ended up taking off her shirt and let the sweater puppies breathe while she walked around the house.:shrug:


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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I once mixed cheap tequila and MD 20/20, and was vomiting all the next day. I was throwing up stuff I had eaten in my past lives there at the end.

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: DeathCompany]
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one day i got really really faded and went to a chinese buffet and ate a shit load i felt fine after that till maybe an hour later my friend rolled me a bluntimus prime and i pretty much smoked it all and while im sitting there my stomach and brain are having a heated debate on whether or not to throw up in the end my stomach won and i blew chunks in a flower pot luckily one of my friends saw it and got so disgusted from the smell he threw up and as i went to throw out my vomit i got a whiff of the smell and threw up more then another friend of mine started throwing up and we had a barfing 3 some


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nigga please

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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one time, in high school, my friend was serving as designated driver with his families van to our regular crew and the kid next to me, I forget who it was, puked on my friends head in the seat ahead of us, and the kid that got puked on was all like, "wha...wha...what the fuck is that?"

hahahahaha

so we pull over to clean up, and just as we're done and getting back in the car a cop drives by and turns around and pulls us over later on down the street, he ends up pulling every person out of the van and giving those under 21 a MIP and searches us all for drugs/contraband


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Cherk]
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another one,


around two years ago I was visiting my friend at his college pad and playing mushroom cup. Somehow I swished my beer around in my mouth a little too much or something while I was chugging because about 5 seconds after I swallowed my beer I had a fountain of beer foam come out of my mouth onto the table


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Cherk]
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Also, while I was in Amsterdam/Paris I managed to puke inside the house of Anne Frank (which I felt really bad about), the Eiffel tower and the Arc de Triumph (spelling?)


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My name is Mud

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: DragonChaser]
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First hbwr trip let out a frosty line from the table to the bathroom, then filled the sink with a frosty.

True story, ask TYL3R


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