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the never ending story
    #4311981 -

I saw this on the officer forum, SINCE IM A MEMBER... yea... hehe

I thought it was cool. So we just keep a story going and each of us write a part of it.


Story:

Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a boy named billy....


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TRUMP 2020

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Re: the never ending story [Re: XUL]
    #4311997 -

who found

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Re: the never ending story [Re: Yhtill]
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billy, known for his talented hair braiding, decided to travel to distant lands to learn more about the art of hair.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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due to a nuclear meltdown in the distant land, everyone's hair fell out and billy found himself out of work.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: Yhtill]
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Then he dropped some white blotter he found on the street


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: Ravus]
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and entered the world of:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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Jesus.


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: Ravus]
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"jesus did it for the chicks"
:laugh:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
    #4312055 -

the burly black man said, as he unzipped his pants and pulled out his huge


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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Beef Sandwich, that he had been saving for such an occasion.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: Trainwreck]
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but something was growing out of the sandwich!


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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a pulsing face that looked peculiarly like his first grade teacher, why can he remember her name now?


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No ONE wants to know the ultimate TRUTH, as soon as YOU find IT out, YOU want to forget IT.

You are everything's way of feeling itself.

Happy Schwag, everygodly!

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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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it was a small cat, so he took the growth and fed it granola bars till it got very big, then he sold it on e-bay for...


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TRUMP 2020

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Re: the never ending story [Re: XUL]
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a vibrating vaporizer. he laughed as he thought how he had sold his cat fucking first grade teacher so quickly.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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then with his vibrating vaporizor he created a vapor which made him extremely high. But a manish goat was jellous of his high and wrecklessly tried to murder billy. The manish goat failed because he...


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TRUMP 2020

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Re: the never ending story [Re: XUL]
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got caught in the excess smoke and got high too. and with a giggling fit, stumbled into billys lap. but in billys pants, was a large bulge! this buldge was


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: the never ending story [Re: eligal]
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a gerbil, who was trying to gnaw his way out. Billy suddenly noticed the munching sounds, and putting his hand in his pants he


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: Ravus]
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he got bit by the gerbil that just so happened to be rabid and his trip suddenly turned...


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: the never ending story [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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up in a pimpmobile. Why was his trip in a pimpmobile he wondered as he...

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Re: the never ending story [Re: soma_victim]
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noticed that, more importantly, the giant homosexual gerbils were driving the pimpmobile to the castro district and he was not at all comfortable with this proposition...


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