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Puking stories.
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You want to tell em and I want to hear them.

My best puking story involves a time in which I was really fucked on some DXM and puked all over this guys landscaping and my buddy says "hey it looks like your puking blood" so i bent down and swiped some with my finger and sampled my puke.

Im sure someone can top that come on make me lol.


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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hmmm.. don't have any good ones. just a handful of nights where i suddenly realize how drunk i already am.. and then i realize i don't know how many beers i have drank in the last hour. usually happens with a keg.


not really a story.. but. whatever

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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I've christened two brand new cars with puke.

The first time... my supervisor at an old job quit b/c he found a better one, so to say goodbye a bunch of people on his team went out to the bars. I had way too much to drink, along with the greasy bar fare, and crazy driving while riding in the back seat of his brand new car. I puked out the window going down the highway, no one noticed except my new supervisor's GF, b/c some blew back in and got on her.

the second one... my mom got a brand new Durango, a 2005 when the new style came out. Fucked loaded with every extra you could imagine. My sister also had some vicodin prescribed to her. I stole one and ate it. Not linking vicodin and lortab have the same ingredients. If I had known I would have probably dry heaved upon seeing the bottle, as previous experience had shown hydrocodone and I do NOT get along.

We were driving somewhere in the shiny new car, and I started feeling sick. noticeably so. My dad was driving and my mom was in the passenger seat and looked back and freaked out b/c I was really pale and sweaty. not feeling good AT ALL. she was like "What's wrong??!?!?!" and I was like "I think it's just from riding in the back seat" so she makes my dad pull over and she sits in the back and I get in front. we start driving again, but this time in a one-lane construction zone where there's nowhere to pull over. I roll down the window and puke, splattering on the window right next to my mom. which causes her to start to feel sick and almost puke herself. Luckily there was a gas station with a drive thru car wash right after the construction.

I now have permanent shotgun though, FTW


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: StonedShroom]
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my friend lives in a puke kingdom

true story


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Individual]
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oh wait.. i remember i did puke from a top bunk when i was little. my friend was on the bottom bunk and he said he heard it splash when it hit the ground. i think i had eaten a lot of popcorn.. i do remember that it went all over the TV remote and we just stuck that bitch right under the water from the sink.. still works.

haha

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Individual]
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I took E and drank one of those super jumbo water bottles and didnt pee for like 5 hours because we were outside in the daylight and couldnt find anywhere (inside) or outside sneaky enough to pee. I ended up projectile puking pretty damn close to pure water all over the street.


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: chemical burn]
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Last time i had methadone I ended up puking all over the place. In a dorm bathroom ( all over the seat) and all over the sidewalk.


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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awesomebastard said:
In a dorm bathroom ( all over the seat)


1=1?

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: awesomebastard]
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i went to VA beach to visit my brother for the holidays one year, and he went all out and cooked a huge Thanksgiving dinner.
Afterwards we did the pub crawl up the beach, and in all the excitement i had a little too much to drink.
When we got back to his place some of his friends (most of whom i had just met) were already there.
Well everything started to get a little spinny on me and i curled up in a ball on the floor of his living room.
i started to feel really sick and tried to stand up, butt only made it as far as my hands and knees, then projectile puked Thanksgiving dinner in a big circle all over the middle of the room.
i think the main coloring agent was some kind of carrot souffle'.

You haven't lived till you've puked up your entire Thanksgiving dinner in front of a bunch of strangers...

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: mycosis]
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I puked on a cop when I was 14, I drank a pint of jack
daniels, had some taco bell and extra cheese and a 6 pack of
scheafer, I tried to make it out the back door but he was in
my way, he knew better than to buy me the beer

we also almost got busted for breaking into an apartment, I
are 24 hits of acid to avoid going to jail, I never saw a fat
cop run so fast, even when chasing a suspect


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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you ate 24 hits?

you gotta tell us about that...

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: JonTable]
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I ate 24 hits, tripped hard as fuck for a day and a half, took a road trip with my mom the next morning


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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lmao. That sounds like quite the experience.
I can't imagine 24 hits of acid...


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: JonTable]
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Three stories.

My buddy ate too much chicken (KFC) and drank too much wine, he leaned out my rear car window and threw up all down the side of the car. we were half a hour from where we were going and it was winter so when we got there it was frozen SOLID to the outside of the door and we couldn't open it.

My brother was swiping drinks at a family Xmas party...mostly red wine and Doubonet...a VERY red fortified wine. He was feeling off and decided to ride it out in his room....started to hurk and ran to the window hoping to land one in the bushes, nope window was painted SHUT! older house with wood frames and those three holes at the bottom of the sill so he used his hands to try and funnel the vomit out the holes. didn't work too well, half inside and half outside, 3 bright red streams of vom down the outside of our white stucco house!like it was possesed and bleeding...froze again by the way. the rest went down the wall inside and hit the carpet.

Last one...Me. .25 cent draft, nachos, bar nuts and too much money, I don't remember getting home but I did wake up covered in vomit.Thankfully I was on the 7th floor of my apartment and I was right over the garbage bin. I threw my ruined mattress off the balcony so I wouldn't have to wrestle it into the elevator.( I missed the bin and had to go down and throw it in)

Oddly enough I have several more puke stories but those are the most interesting.
:jester:


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Peterthinks]
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Two kids have projectile vomited in my basement, one very close to the trash can and on 4' across the room.

anothers just a vomiting type pokemon


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: chemical burn]
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chemical burn said:
lmao. That sounds like quite the experience.
I can't imagine 24 hits of acid...



after about 10-15 hits, it doesnt make much difference,
my normal dose now is a 10 strip, I have a very high
tolerance to shrooms and LSD, my biggest shroom dose was 17
grams dry, my normal dose is about 8 grams


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Pukgandi]
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Pukgandi said:
a vomiting type pokemon


:lol:

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: JonTable]
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Yes, kudos on the thread!

Anyways, back in high school, I kinda had a party pad. So, this one time this girl was beyond fubar'd and on my bed. She ralped everywhere, and out came a chewed up piece of gum.

I gagged so hard cleaning that up. That was such a shitty New Years.


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Re: Puking stories. [Re: cappincrunk]
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cleaning up puke is THE WORST. i always fuckin gag man. it blows

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Re: Puking stories. [Re: Pukgandi]
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Pukgandi said:
Two kids have projectile vomited in my basement, one very close to the trash can and on 4' across the room.

anothers just a vomiting type pokemon


I would be the pokemon and what do they hand me to throw up in one time.... A cardboard box with a big slit in it so i can puke all over my leg...and then they proceeded to put a cowboy hat on my head with puke running down my leg passed out in a roller chair


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