wearejellyfish said:

so the roommate. never. cleans up after herself. it takes her about a month to do her dishes that build up.
anyway she just had about three-four friends over. they made some kind of thing with eggs, i think cookies. and i just went to the kitchen to wash my bowl (they just finally left) she is in bed with the lights out.
and there is flour all over the table.
and a huge bowl full of dough or something caked and dried onto it and pots and pans, dirty, on the stove, and plates and bowls and forks spread out on the counter.

revenge sounds nice.
i want to just pour this eggstuff on her while she sleeps.
but.
the revenge between us would be never ending.
so instead i'm ranting even more on here.

only because i love you, shroomery.




so, tell me about your roommate revenge stories?

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Broke said:

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Man dinosaurs was the shit it dosent suck



and to the OP, just be straight up honest with her.  It wont sound bitchy unless you make it that way.