Freezestate said:

allreadyused said:

Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office.  Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days.  Only a few people were still in the building.  We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up.  We left a small roach on his desk.  The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it.    The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers.  I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway.  They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched.  After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked.
But that's nothing...  I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard.  Teacher never suspected a thing.  This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.

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haha Sounds like my high school. I grew up in the ghetto, which means people would try to sell you bags of the most schwaggy shake you've ever seen any time you walked into the cafeteria or bathroom. I saw one of the bigger dealers do a bump off the side of his hand once during an assembly too.

My personal best was the time I snuck half an 8th of compressed ground up headies and a one hitter through Dulles Airport in DC for a week long family trip to New York City. I kept it in a hole I put in the elastic of my hoodie and walked straight through security beside dogs, but thankfully I had it wrapped in duck tape. Did you know you can sneak lighters through metal detectors at the airport? I smoked that entire week every time I showered and exhaled through a wet washcloth to absorb the smell, all the while with my parents right outside the door in the hotel room. I even sparked up once on the steps of the Metropolitan Art Museum on that trip. At the end of the week, I snuck the one hitter and what little was left in the bag back through security in the same fashion. Epic.

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man half an eighth would have lasted me maybe 2 days.

JonnyDeformed said:

In maths class, bag on table head in bag using a smokeless pipe.. That was about 8 years ago... Teacher didn't has a fucking clue.

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Drewwyann said:

actually the stupidest place I've ever smoked was at a concert with a really small dance floor. The guards/bouncer's smelled it right away, even though there was tons of cigarette smoke.

Good thing we have emptied out a cigarette for stealth, or we could've been pretty fucked.

Luckily, we saw the guard looking around for whoever was holding it before he saw us, so we threw it on the ground.

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DeadPhan said:

id hafta say the movie theatre when i went to see Blow with some friends
i defintly dont denie that it was stupid.....but what the fuck....it was the movie Blow!
so, me and my friends went pretty drunk n high n at some point in the movie with all the drug talk and whatnot i really started jonesing for a toke

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ahh a sparsely populated theatre... my favorite place to smoke

beautifuldowngrade said:

The problem with me smoking at my parents houses is that I have to share with them. Don't mind sharing with my mom but my dad will smoke everything I have and steal some too if he has the chance.

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Mush 4 Brains said:

YAY for reviving a 3 year, 9 month old thread!!

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owls said:

highschool bathrooms when i was 17. on days when i wouldn't get picked up by a friend or have time to toke before 1st period sometimes i would bring a pop can in my backpack, go into a stall, rip a bowl a few times as fast as possible and then run!

never got caught

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Shit was routine for me when I was in HS, except I had a stealth water bottle pipe  was my face anytime that door opened