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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Cameron]
#7793179 - 12/23/07 04:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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SO far I havent been arrested, thank god.
I have pulled some dumb ones sometimes. The library in 42st in Manhattan, the subways, the Long island trains, amtrak. I dont smoke in trains anymore.
I smoked everyday in College , no one complaint, every single day at my job.
But the best is when I have been in midtown with my smoke buddy and we are both fiends,no choice other than explore some building and go to a random floor and blaze there, then get out like nothing happened.
I was smoking in this concert, funny it was the Australian Pink Floyd, as soons as I finished my j , someone lit theirs maybe two rows besides me. I think it was at the Beacon Theater, which is a closed location. Anyway the dude lit up and he got busted in matter of seconds. I was coming up on some cid, I was scared for a while they would come and get me.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
#7793210 - 12/23/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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1) Walking around town, approaching a film crew whilst smoking an L-plan joint (it's big and fat at the end) made with baccy, to see if I'd get arrested. I wouldn't do this now.
2) On top of the Effie tower, I planned the day for when there would be a slight breeze (but not one that they'd close the top to) and went right up to the top. Upon finding out you could smoke at the top, I took out a camel I hollowed out, and filled with hash and baccy. I smoked downwind, and that was one of the most memorable high's I've ever had.
It was a bummer later when I found French soliders down below chasing black people, but as I found out earlier, they're hawking goods illegally. I came back down about an hour or so later, thoroughly satisfied.
Those are my stupidest.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Acaterpillar]
#7793465 - 12/23/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Friends dorm room (This was my first actual smoking experience)
Driving to the airport (I ended up being so high I took the wrong turn when I left but somehow ended up where I needed to be)
A friend and I lighting up a bowl while driving to the movies during crazy traffic
A movie theater parking lot
Backyard of my parents house
This guy I just met smoked me out when I was in a friends town visiting...getting high in a city totally unfamiliar to you...BAD! I drove around a good 30 or so mins trying to find my way back to his house but I made it and when I look back on it...it was kinda fun 
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7793534 - 12/23/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked. But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
#7793540 - 12/23/07 07:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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me and a few buddies decided that it would be a good idea to burn one while walking down main street in broad daylight at this hick town called woodruff south carolina. there wasnt a whole lot of people walkin on the side walk and traffic wasnt too heavy. just felt like a good idea at the time. fortunately we didnt get caught. and back when i delivered pizza, i used to take the long way back so i could chill out and smoke a bowl, it really helped after getting all pissed off not being able to find the damn place. good tymes 8D
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Dgage]
#7793829 - 12/23/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ummm...
One time a friend and I walked to another friend's apartment building late at night to smoke, but when we got there nobody answered the door, so we just started smoking right in the building hallway. I just remembered I did that and it was pretty retarded.
This isn't really stupid but the most beautiful place I got high was lying up on some rocky cliffs on the edge of an infinite atlantic ocean, late at night under a cloudless starry sky, listening to the waves roll in...
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Grav]
#7793899 - 12/23/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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definitely when i lit up in my high school's hallway. I didn't get caught, but it was asking for trouble.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7793957 - 12/23/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My bosses office.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Jadian]
#7794004 - 12/23/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I made a snow fort in my back yard and i absolutely BAKED that up. My parents were home too but oh well.
My friends bathroom was probably my dumbest, as the whole house smelled and I ended up getting caught.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: allreadyused]
#7794980 - 12/24/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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allreadyused said: Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked. But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.
you get my vote for coolest story in this thread
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: BrAiN]
#7795208 - 12/24/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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On george st in the city I turned my back to the crowds lit up with my little metal pipe then looked up to see 5 dome cameras pointing at me.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7795262 - 12/24/07 11:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i smoked a spliff while in the military while i was on guard duty during a defense exercise we were under covert assault from the special ops division. i was in the armored.
needless to say, i didnt see or hear shit. haha
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: pong]
#7795616 - 12/24/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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1.ok all through my high school career i would break in to the auditorium at lunch and climb into the catwalk in the ceiling and blaze with my friends. it was pretty safe cause it was like 80 ft in the air and it was big so you couldn't smell it from the hall. we did this all the time.
2.parking lot at high school if i couldn't get a ride off campus i would just open the topper on the back of random peoples pickups climb in and toke. one time as we were toking a guy climbed into the car and drove off with us in the back luckily he knew us and was cool, i just remember how funny it was to us at the time when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw me hittin the bowl
3. i was like 15 in the bathroom downstairs at my house my parents caught me red handed blazin but they didn't really care this is how they found out i smoked weed in the first place. i was scared that they would disown me until i found their stash.
4. and this by FAR was the dumbest, when i was in boy scouts a friends dad was a detective for the state police and we got to stay at the main base/ training center in the state capitol. so we decided to blaze up one of the dorms of the 3rd floor. his dad walked in just as we started but luckily we sprayed it down with air freshener before he could smell anything. i have a lot more and luckily I've never been caught somehow i was such a dumb kid.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
#7795635 - 12/24/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I smoked in the Bronx Zoo on a High School field trip
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Drewwyann] 2
#7795690 - 12/24/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said: I don't smoke marijuana. I heard it turns your lungs upside-down.
That's why you always have to be sure to smoke an even number of times each day, so that you will flip your lungs back right-side-up after toking.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7795696 - 12/24/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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oooh...
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: shroomzmeng]
#7795697 - 12/24/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In traffic.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
#7795702 - 12/24/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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actually the stupidest place I've ever smoked was at a concert with a really small dance floor. The guards/bouncer's smelled it right away, even though there was tons of cigarette smoke.
Good thing we have emptied out a cigarette for stealth, or we could've been pretty fucked.
Luckily, we saw the guard looking around for whoever was holding it before he saw us, so we threw it on the ground.
Probably wouldn't have had the police called on us, but wouldn've gotten kicked out of a pretty sweet concert on a cold night. (Big D and the Kids Table).
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7795710 - 12/24/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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oh yeah, i forgot about another.
in my friend's closet, he had a whole set-up. All his devices were in there at ground level underneath a couple shelves of shoes, so you couldn't see the glassware if you were to just walk in.
He had a poof in there, too. So a few times that my friends and I hung out at his house, we would go into his closet, shut the door, take a hit, exhale through the poof, and come back out. His mom must've heard his closet door open and close like 30 times or so, but with febreeze and incense she never knew...but unfortunately she found his half-o and all his devices a few days later and broke them all, the half-o ended up going down the garbage disposal. 
I also hit the bong in my car at a red light once, passed it to my friend, and he hit it as well. There was another lane to our right that had cars waiting for the light to turn green as well. Right next to us, it was an old red pickup with a hick driving. He looked over and saw us gettin high.
And then another time in my car, every seat taken, we were all driving around and hitting the bong. A motorcyclist took notice of our activities and waved his finger as us while riding next to our car as if to say "Tsk tsk", then he drove off. We all laughed our asses off, but it would've been bad news had he been a moto-cop.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: allreadyused]
#7795766 - 12/24/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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allreadyused said: Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked. But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.
haha Sounds like my high school. I grew up in the ghetto, which means people would try to sell you bags of the most schwaggy shake you've ever seen any time you walked into the cafeteria or bathroom. I saw one of the bigger dealers do a bump off the side of his hand once during an assembly too.
My personal best was the time I snuck half an 8th of compressed ground up headies and a one hitter through Dulles Airport in DC for a week long family trip to New York City. I kept it in a hole I put in the elastic of my hoodie and walked straight through security beside dogs, but thankfully I had it wrapped in duck tape. Did you know you can sneak lighters through metal detectors at the airport? I smoked that entire week every time I showered and exhaled through a wet washcloth to absorb the smell, all the while with my parents right outside the door in the hotel room. I even sparked up once on the steps of the Metropolitan Art Museum on that trip. At the end of the week, I snuck the one hitter and what little was left in the bag back through security in the same fashion. Epic.
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