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Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways
    #7786991 - 12/21/07 08:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

*Inspired by the douchebag in the other thread who's complaining for getting suspended because he brought salvia to school and smoked his friends out*

I know we've all had at least one moment where we threw judgement out the window and said fuck it, I just want to smoke. What was your dumbest location?

I'm trying to think, but mine's probably on the train during a long trip. I'm hoping people have better answers out there and aren't ashamed to share.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7786995 - 12/21/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i guess i have to say in my car.
seriously, that is really stupid. but so easy and fun.
never been caught.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787007 - 12/21/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to burn at school almost everyday in HS.

Thats about it. :shrug:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787008 - 12/21/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

at my parent's house I really wanted to smoke. I was going to wait for my parents to go to sleep...but it was taking longer then I hoped for. I couldn't wait any longer. So I went into the bathroom, turned on the shower...pretended I was showering, and smoked a few bowls and tried as much as possible to blow the smoke out of the small window. Eh...I dunno...thats the lamest place I have smoked I guess :shrug:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787010 - 12/21/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The auditorium in my old highschool. Never got caught because I was still smart about it, but in retrospect it is easily the worst place I've ever smoked a bowl


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: debianlinux]
    #7787013 - 12/21/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

At work :imslow:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: debianlinux]
    #7787014 - 12/21/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In maths class, bag on table head in bag using a smokeless pipe.. That was about 8 years ago... Teacher didn't has a fucking clue.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: niteowl]
    #7787019 - 12/21/07 08:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

highschool bathroom..

or my closet in my mom's house while my grandparents were there..

there were so many worse places but i just cant recall..

yes i was a stupid kid.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: moses]
    #7787020 - 12/21/07 08:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

not really stupid but probably easiest way to get caught: passing a blunt with a friend in shotgun while we were stopped in traffic on the highway. it was pretty obvious

that or back in the day I used to go out the side door of my highschool during photo class and get toasty


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: JonnyDeformed] * 2
    #7787032 - 12/21/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That reminds me, I once took a bong rip in a physics class that wasn't mine. Went in to get a friend out with a pass, another friend beckoned me over to his seat by the window. He had a bong in his back pack and I took a huge rip while the teacher's back was turned, stood up, left the room, then exhaled


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7787038 - 12/21/07 08:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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That reminds me, I once took a bong rip in a physics class that wasn't mine. Went in to get a friend out with a pass, another friend beckoned me over to his seat by the window. He had a bong in his back pack and I took a huge rip while the teacher's back was turned, stood up, left the room, then exhaled





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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7787045 - 12/21/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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That reminds me, I once took a bong rip in a physics class that wasn't mine. Went in to get a friend out with a pass, another friend beckoned me over to his seat by the window. He had a bong in his back pack and I took a huge rip while the teacher's back was turned, stood up, left the room, then exhaled




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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787048 - 12/21/07 08:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well in Alaska most people drive around to smoke because there's a ton of trails or sports, and everyone smoked in their houses, so there goes those ones. I smoked at school constantly but always left the immediate area.


I'd have to say the awning (Is this the right word? I'm baked and can't decide, it's like the overhanging canvas rain shelter for the building) of a movie theater. We actually smoked there a few times though.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: sui]
    #7787050 - 12/21/07 08:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Apparently the bong rip was a daily event in that class :shrug: Silly remedial physics teachers from Africa

IRT Ferris
He had water, it was all set up so that you could hit the bong inside the backpack. It's not like the kid really used his backpack for academic purposes


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7787070 - 12/21/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to smoke late at night on a couch on the front porch all the time..


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7787094 - 12/21/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This guy i worked with, broke the shit up,rolled it into a blunt,and lit the shit up,in Wendys.I did hit it once then broke the hell out,he followed.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: avidpicker]
    #7787099 - 12/21/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Haha nice. Public smoking kicks ass


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7787148 - 12/21/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I once smoked a J in some random person's jeep cherokee. Walked around a neighborhood for a while looking for some vehicle with an unlocked door. Found it :cool:. No regret, but not something I'd likely duplicate nowadays.
Smoked a bowl in a community college classroom just before class. Was thinking of sticking around, but since smoke was still lingering about and I was obviously the only person there, I left.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: lavod]
    #7787164 - 12/21/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Irish Pub. St. Paddy's Day circa 1999 maybe. Probably 15 pints of Vitamin G and it was about noon.

I said 'fuck it' and whipped out the one-hitter. We just sat and got high, but the crowd was so insane. One chick across the bar noticed, so we sent over a round and made the 'shhh' finger to lips signal.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787188 - 12/21/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I first started smoking me and 2 friends broke into an abandoned house to smoke like 3 joints.

Walmart

walking down the street (at least it was night)

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I had a friend who would walk down the hallways and smoke in school. He would exhale the smoke directly into his hoodie.

I also knew some kids (not friends) who smoked out the window when the teacher turned his back.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7787200 - 12/21/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

as long as im outside its fair game. Ill wave to cops while walking down the street and burning. Fuck i LOVE cali.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: sui]
    #7787213 - 12/21/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Brainiac]
    #7787220 - 12/21/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Brainiac]
    #7787231 - 12/21/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Art class freshman year in highschool. The teacher would let people go outside at will, unattended, to draw some nature, and my friend and I would go out and smoke a bowl or two out on the trails behind the school. Or on the playground equipment in plain view of the classroom.

And I think I took a tiny hit in the middle of computer class or something when there was a substitute.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787247 - 12/21/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don't smoke marijuana. I heard it turns your lungs upside-down.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7787251 - 12/21/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Idk if its the stupidest but i once smoked like 25ft up in a tree. infront of this dudes lawn while his mom came home and sh ejust wlaked right under us and theres 4 of us up in this huge tree passing bowl


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7787259 - 12/21/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't smoke marijuana. I heard it turns your lungs upside-down.




Seriously? holy shit, I've been smoking every day for like 15 years!!

How long do I have?!


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7787272 - 12/21/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've smoked in a few of my highschools bathrooms.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7787296 - 12/21/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've been so drunk that I've actually burned a joint on two occasions (once when I was 19, once when I was 24) in the bathrooms inside theatres.

If I wasn't drunk in both cases, I doubt I'd have had the balls to do that shit.

One theatre was sort of an indie theatre so if anyone stumbled upon me I doubt they'd have minded.

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There was another time a buddy and I were going at a one-hitter in the middle of a crowded area in our University Center. We were on the steps. Right as I exhaled a cop walked past us (and I mean RIGHT past us) but didn't smell it. Funny.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787313 - 12/21/07 09:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Public park (driving through around 3am after work).  Got pulled over right as we were ABOUT to vent the car, and as my buddy rolled down his window the smoke poured into the cops face.  He only got us with bowls, so he let us off easy, and didn't even put it on our record.  $700 in fines though.  :nonono:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7787323 - 12/21/07 09:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Probably in the bathroom of my school in between classes.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787359 - 12/21/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to work @ a Joe's Crab Shack and smoked in their freezer one time in the morning.  That job was hell.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7787385 - 12/21/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

With one of the people who worked for me at my last job during lunch.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7787400 - 12/21/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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I don't smoke marijuana. I heard it turns your lungs upside-down.




Seriously? holy shit, I've been smoking every day for like 15 years!!

How long do I have?!




Well, I head that it either happens after a week of smoking once a day, or not at all. The people that it doesn't affect always go on to try harder drugs, like heroin. Which I hear is a lot like LSD.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Leinahtan]
    #7787450 - 12/21/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Top of the Empire State building - pre 9/11.  I guess it wasn't that stupid, because we weren't caught.  :shrug:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: scout24]
    #7787470 - 12/21/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Props to you! Definately the most original one of the whole thread :P

I went up there for the first time ever a month ago. I didn't think it would be possible because of (1) the tons of ppl and (2) the wind.

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    #7787493 - 12/21/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7787508 - 12/21/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: wildchild68]
    #7787555 - 12/21/07 11:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

a bathroom at villa nova right before we walked for high school graduation. Passed a bowl underneath the stall with my best friend with a cop posted up outside the bathroom door.

I smoked at work on 4/20 once, brought my tall tube up with me and blazed on the back porch. However i worked the night shift so that meant i was the only one there unless my boss just decided to show up for no reason.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: coda]
    #7787572 - 12/21/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I worked at a nursery in Alaska at 4:20 on 4/20 damn near everybody walked right out of the greenhouses they were in, lit up for a few minutes, then went back to work. It was the only time we could all get away with it at once at work because it was so coordinated. The rest of the time you'd have to sneak tokes between (or in, given the right circumstances) the greenhouses.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: coda]
    #7787584 - 12/21/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I once worked in the basement of a huge office building sorting through boxes of documents and indexing them into a computer, I smoked weed down there a lot of times because I was the only person down there for 8 hours.

I smoked in the mall bathrooms a couple times because they had 1-person bathrooms and the door was airtight. I bet the next person who used it got a big puff of smoke in the face. :grin:

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: ManInTheCorner]
    #7787663 - 12/21/07 11:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the courtyard of the Federal Building in downtown NYC, about a month after 9/11.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787674 - 12/21/07 11:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I smoked right in my restroom at Burger king many times years ago, i got a complaint, I could have been fired or got the cops called on me.
nothing happened, trippy shit..but tha was back in 1990.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Newbie]
    #7787701 - 12/22/07 12:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the parking lot near walgreens


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7787722 - 12/22/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In my parents basement every night.


Also clam baked in front of the Sheriffs house a few times.




On a side note, I knew of a few girls last year in HS that would shoot up heroin in the bathroom. The funny thing is they would do it in a class where they were supposed to be teaching pre-schoolers.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7787727 - 12/22/07 12:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I smoked at my aunts house years ago in her bathroom during Thanksgiving.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Skunk420]
    #7787733 - 12/22/07 12:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got a good one..
not so much stupid but very frightening.


my usual smoking spot for me and a few friends is downtown in the big city, on a little dock on the river, which happens to be right down the road from the local police station/courthouse, however the cops never come down that way so it was never a problem.

well that day, we had some really dank indica (sweet tooth I think), blazed outta our minds laying down glued to the dock speechless, just enjoying our lives and the nature surrounding us, when all of a sudden we see a cop on a bike coming down the path towards us, we put up our stuff as we're letting out huge clouds of smoke which is obviously noticeable from football field lengths away, hurrying to light up ciggs to cover ourselves. luckily, the cop passed by, waving and saying have a nice day(which we thought very strange because cops here don't wave, let alone speak to long haired hippie lookin kids laying out on a dirty dock in the woods). it was scary, so we laid back down, waited for him to get out of sight, then lit up again. however... another cop on a bike comes, and another, and another.. turns out its the annual outdoor police bicycle race, which JUST happened to finish at our exact location, so we're walking out of the brush blown as fuck, and the only way out is to walk right through the crowd of cops, they all stare and talk under their breaths and we get weird looks, finally we make it out of the crowd and back to my truck where we sit and, no kidding, count 43 cops huddling around our favorite location. never seen so many po po's in my life! never been so scared either lol


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: MindGorilla]
    #7787734 - 12/22/07 12:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Smoking weed/hash isn't as badly regarded over here.

When I get off work me and my coworkers go smoke a few joints and drink a few beers at the terrace of the local bars.

Smoking at the beach is another of my favourites. Problem is, the moment you start to roll 10 people come up to you to ask you for skins.

A few years back we had a game where we would go and sit outside the local police office and roll the joints there. Never lit up that close though... we'd walk round the corner.

Millions of other places I can think of though.

Ferry Boats, train station, halfway up a rock face, halfway down a cliff, lawn outside uni... as I said, attitude is quite relaxed over here.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Leinahtan]
    #7787744 - 12/22/07 12:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think my step brother beats out that other guy in stupidity. Him and a buddy found some side store room in his wood shop class, so of course they sneak back there during class and smoke a few hits out of a one hitter cigarette shaped bowl. They get away with it, but the next day they do it again, teacher is outside the room waiting for them, and they are both taken to the principals and suspended.

Stupidest place I've personally smoked would have to be on a subway train in chicago. No one else besides me and a friend, and it was out of a little one hitter.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #7787755 - 12/22/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ive smoked in public restrooms many times, that is very common.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787761 - 12/22/07 12:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the bathroom at my old job. I used to bring a one-hitter with me and take tokes in between breaks.

I also smoked inside my old high school once. We were outside skating and they had the doors unlocked for some kind of basketball program. We walked in and found an empty class room, locked the door, and cheifed it up with 2 joints. :tripping:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Newbie]
    #7787820 - 12/22/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Public park (driving through around 3am after work).  Got pulled over right as we were ABOUT to vent the car, and as my buddy rolled down his window the smoke poured into the cops face.  He only got us with bowls, so he let us off easy, and didn't even put it on our record.  $700 in fines though.  :nonono:





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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: sui]
    #7787894 - 12/22/07 01:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Me and my old friends in highschool used to smoke up every day in various parks. People would sometimes walk by and we'd hide our stash and bong and just sit there quietly :lol: :lol:

Another bad spot I used to smoke in was my own room with parents in the living room and my brother 1 room down, they didn't know I toked up.


One other personal stupid thing I did was get my current girlfriend stoned. After 1/2 of a cone she was blasted. She was actually tripping out inside so she had to pass out. No pussy for me that night.



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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7787900 - 12/22/07 02:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would smoke pot right there inside the classroom, in the dark room actually we just held our hits in and poured some chemicals on the floor to stink it up. Smoked in a Chinese restaurant too one time and some other restaurants, on the public street with people walking around that was dumb too one time in front of a cop I guess he didn't see me he was just parked there.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7788002 - 12/22/07 03:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Behind a police station,
in the middle of a roundabout in a busy city
in school and college toilets

On a minibus filled with non-smokers.

Blatently walking down a packed street

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #7788013 - 12/22/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dumbest place I ever smoked was probably driving around. When I got arrested though, one of the dudes I was with pulled out a stem and started smoking crack in the police station. That was without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever seen someone do, he didn't get busted though.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: fapjack]
    #7788058 - 12/22/07 04:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

At work on lunch going out to the truck with my friend and blazing.

All sorts of times smogging the car out, on church grounds, in parking lots, baseball fields, all sorts of friggin places.

Most unique spot - At these baseball fields there was an ice machine that was empty ( just your standard ice machine like you have in front of gas stations ), so lol, we decided to go in there and toke up in 15 degree weather just so we can say we did it.

I use to work at UPS in the unload and mid-way thru, we get a 10 min break to walk right to the outside at our break area. Well one day me and my stoner buddy get the bright idea to freak a black n mild and mix it with half weed thinking it would cover up the scent and we could get high right there in front of everyone.

well lol, first toke we let out everyones faces dart at us and we just start cracking up. At this point everyone else is just got these huge smiles on their faces like "yeah we know whats up" and were like "yeah we did it and we don't give a fuck were not puttin the shit out in shame!"

then our supervisor right, he is sitting right beside us haha and he goes "hey... lemme hit that black" lol so my buddy cracking up hands it to him and he hits it not once, not twice, not 3 times but 4 fucking times with everyone in the unload break area just laughin their asses off.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ziggen]
    #7788143 - 12/22/07 06:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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In the courtyard of the Federal Building in downtown NYC, about a month after 9/11.




Nice.

I actually burned one walking past the white house on Pennsylvania Ave once :wink:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: BrAiN]
    #7788178 - 12/22/07 07:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Right infront of my waaay anti-weed brother. It was really dark out, and I just told him it was a cig. Sadly he recognized the smell, and made me throw it away before we got caught by the police. Like they'd scramble around in the dark woods just to find a guy with a joint. :rolleyes:

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7788182 - 12/22/07 07:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In a hospital, about 20 minutes after a pair of nunchaku fell out of my pocket in the waiting room at 4am. People were not amused.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7788304 - 12/22/07 09:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the school bathroom. i was caught like 30 minutes later with bud in my pocket and was arrested, kicked off campus and had to goto alternative for 6 weeks. fucking gay


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: BrAiN]
    #7788736 - 12/22/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I actually burned one walking past the white house on Pennsylvania Ave once :wink:




:lol: That reminds me, I've actually smoked weed on the steps of the capitol in WI at like 2:30AM after bar time. I've done it a couple times actually.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: RobMarley420]
    #7788814 - 12/22/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

block for times square with a mean joint, stunk up the whole street thank god the 10th largest army in the world didnt spot me(NYPD)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Konyap]
    #7789064 - 12/22/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I always wonder around with spliffs in my mouth..

Once upon a time, me and my mate walked through the city center at about 4:30-5pm (we'd just finished college and lugged some bowls) with an 1/8th blunt. We even asked some random guy for a light :laugh:, his exact response was "ohh a fatty one eh?" :lol:

If you act sketchy when smoking it makes it sketchy.. I always wonder around the streets with a big fat doobie like I'm doing nothing wrong :shrug:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Cepheus]
    #7789088 - 12/22/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

thats how i drive otherwise i trip myself and boy do i trip:rofl:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7789102 - 12/22/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7789309 - 12/22/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

behind the softball field benches in front of the k-3 classrooms. worst idea ever.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7789334 - 12/22/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in jail

in the monastery where our catholic confirmation retreat was

on the subway platform(s) in NYC

walking through times square after work

i always figure, if you're outside just don't act like you're the guy smoking that joint... and make sure you're with someone smoking a cigarette and not carrying any other pot..

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7789342 - 12/22/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In my dorm room, without the fan on. Got caught shortly thereafter, and got kicked out of my dorm.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7789347 - 12/22/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In Hanafords parking lot after hours at night durring Spring fling by the college.. i wasnt even in the dark.. i was in a spotlight lol. a cop came up to my car and i rolled down the window. he asked me what the hell i was doing, it obviously smelt of pot. i said i was just at my ex's and i was crying and didnt want to drive cause i was upset. it worked :smile: he let me go. that excuse always wrks. worked one other time i was at the beach smoking in my car. explains why my eyes are red and im nervous/shaky.


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    #7789374 - 12/22/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

On a crowded subway. I have a device I can exhale out of to keep the smoke/smell level low, but anyone looking at me could tell I was hitting a bong. It was good.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Minstrel]
    #7789459 - 12/22/07 03:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the washroom of a train, in a theater, in a school bus


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    #7789477 - 12/22/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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    #7789677 - 12/22/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I forgot i used to smoke behind the band trailer before my music class haha best though was coke in my creative writing class. :penguinmonkey:


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    #7792923 - 12/23/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Probably yesterday when I got really high immediately before going Christmas shopping at a crowded mall. Man that was fucking scary.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7793027 - 12/23/07 04:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My brilliant friend had the idea of parking under a spotlight in a lot that was very visible from a main road in town.  Some cop pulled up behind her car, and we all just casually walked out of the car and into the store.  The cop left us alone. :shrug:

I used to smoke on my roof at my mom's house with my brother all the time, but that was actually smart because nobody ever looked up at us, and if someone came home we would just go back inside and shut our windows.

We also used to smoke in our shed frequently, which wasn't such a bad idea if there wasn't any snow on the ground.  It was tiny, so we could fishbowl the place (it was probably about 4'x10' or so), and we had a lamp in there for when it got cold or dark; not to mention all the old-fashion lawn equipment was pretty trippy.  The only problem was that in the winter, there was a number of footprint paths in the snow from the house to the shed which we never went in for any reason but to smoke.  Mom never did mention it though...


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: vitadura]
    #7793035 - 12/23/07 04:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hotboxed my car in dorm parking lot
some1 called the cops
they IDed my license plate
went 2 my dorm
got arrested and went 2 jail for having a butterfly knife in my dorm room
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    #7793039 - 12/23/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

smoking the fuck out of my dorm room my freshman year was the best decision of my life :thumbup:


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    #7793090 - 12/23/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Now that I think about it more. During lunch sophmore year of HS, we went out these back doors from the cafeteria and smoked right there in plane view of a classroom window, and apparently everyone in the classroom was watching us (teacher didn't notice).


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Cameron]
    #7793179 - 12/23/07 04:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

SO far I havent been arrested, thank god.

I have pulled some dumb ones sometimes. The library in 42st in Manhattan, the subways, the Long island trains, amtrak. I dont smoke in trains anymore.

I smoked everyday in College , no one complaint, every single day at my job.

But the best is when I have been in midtown with my smoke buddy and we are both fiends,no choice other than explore some building and go to a random floor and blaze there, then get out like nothing happened.


I was smoking in this concert, funny it was the Australian Pink Floyd, as soons as I finished my j , someone lit theirs maybe two rows besides me. I think it was at the Beacon Theater, which is a closed location. Anyway the dude lit up and he got busted in matter of seconds. I was coming up on some cid, I was scared for a while they would come and get me.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7793210 - 12/23/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

1) Walking around town, approaching a film crew whilst smoking an L-plan joint (it's big and fat at the end) made with baccy, to see if I'd get arrested. I wouldn't do this now.

2) On top of the Effie tower, I planned the day for when there would be a slight breeze (but not one that they'd close the top to) and went right up to the top. Upon finding out you could smoke at the top, I took out a camel I hollowed out, and filled with hash and baccy. I smoked downwind, and that was one of the most memorable high's I've ever had.

It was a bummer later when I found French soliders down below chasing black people, but as I found out earlier, they're hawking goods illegally. I came back down about an hour or so later, thoroughly satisfied.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7793465 - 12/23/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Friends dorm room (This was my first actual smoking experience)

Driving to the airport (I ended up being so high I took the wrong turn when I left but somehow ended up where I needed to be)

A friend and I lighting up a bowl while driving to the movies during crazy traffic

A movie theater parking lot

Backyard of my parents house

This guy I just met smoked me out when I was in a friends town visiting...getting high in a city totally unfamiliar to you...BAD! I drove around a good 30 or so mins trying to find my way back to his house but I made it and when I look back on it...it was kinda fun :shrug:

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7793534 - 12/23/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked.
But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7793540 - 12/23/07 07:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

me and a few buddies decided that it would be a good idea to burn one while walking down main street in broad daylight at this hick town called woodruff south carolina. there wasnt a whole lot of people walkin on the side walk and traffic wasnt too heavy. just felt like a good idea at the time. fortunately we didnt get caught. and back when i delivered pizza, i used to take the long way back so i could chill out and smoke a bowl, it really helped after getting all pissed off not being able to find the damn place. good tymes 8D


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Dgage]
    #7793829 - 12/23/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ummm...

One time a friend and I walked to another friend's apartment building late at night to smoke, but when we got there nobody answered the door, so we just started smoking right in the building hallway. I just remembered I did that and it was pretty retarded.


This isn't really stupid but the most beautiful place I got high was lying up on some rocky cliffs on the edge of an infinite atlantic ocean, late at night under a cloudless starry sky, listening to the waves roll in...


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Grav]
    #7793899 - 12/23/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

definitely when i lit up in my high school's hallway. I didn't get caught, but it was asking for trouble.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #7793957 - 12/23/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My bosses office.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Jadian]
    #7794004 - 12/23/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I made a snow fort in my back yard and i absolutely BAKED that up. My parents were home too but oh well.

My friends bathroom was probably my dumbest, as the whole house smelled and I ended up getting caught.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: allreadyused]
    #7794980 - 12/24/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked.
But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.




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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: BrAiN]
    #7795208 - 12/24/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

On george st in the city I turned my back to the crowds lit up with my little metal pipe then looked up to see 5 dome cameras pointing at me.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7795262 - 12/24/07 11:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i smoked a spliff while in the military while i was on guard duty during a defense exercise we were under covert assault from the special ops division. i was in the armored.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: pong]
    #7795616 - 12/24/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

1.ok all through my high school career i would break in to the auditorium at lunch and climb into the catwalk in the ceiling and blaze with my friends. it was pretty safe cause it was like 80 ft in the air and it was big so you couldn't smell it from the hall. we did this all the time.

2.parking lot at high school if i couldn't get a ride off campus i would just open the topper on the back of random peoples pickups climb in and toke. one time as we were toking a guy climbed into the car and drove off with us in the back luckily he knew us and was cool, i just remember how funny it was to us at the time when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw me hittin the bowl:rofl:

3. i was like 15 in the bathroom downstairs at my house my parents caught me red handed blazin but they didn't really care this is how they found out i smoked weed in the first place. i was scared that they would disown me until i found their stash.

4. and this by FAR was the dumbest, when i was in boy scouts a friends dad was a detective for the state police and we got to stay at the main base/ training center in the state capitol. so we decided to blaze up one of the dorms of the 3rd floor. his dad walked in just as we started but luckily we sprayed it down with air freshener before he could smell anything.
i have a lot more and luckily I've never been caught somehow i was such a dumb kid.:crazy:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7795635 - 12/24/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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    #7795690 - 12/24/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I don't smoke marijuana. I heard it turns your lungs upside-down.




That's why you always have to be sure to smoke an even number of times each day, so that you will flip your lungs back right-side-up after toking.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #7795696 - 12/24/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

oooh... :ooo:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: shroomzmeng]
    #7795697 - 12/24/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7795702 - 12/24/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

actually the stupidest place I've ever smoked was at a concert with a really small dance floor. The guards/bouncer's smelled it right away, even though there was tons of cigarette smoke.

Good thing we have emptied out a cigarette for stealth, or we could've been pretty fucked.

Luckily, we saw the guard looking around for whoever was holding it before he saw us, so we threw it on the ground.

Probably wouldn't have had the police called on us, but wouldn've gotten kicked out of a pretty sweet concert on a cold night. (Big D and the Kids Table).


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    #7795710 - 12/24/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

oh yeah, i forgot about another.

in my friend's closet, he had a whole set-up. All his devices were in there at ground level underneath a couple shelves of shoes, so you couldn't see the glassware if you were to just walk in.

He had a poof in there, too. So a few times that my friends and I hung out at his house, we would go into his closet, shut the door, take a hit, exhale through the poof, and come back out. His mom must've heard his closet door open and close like 30 times or so, but with febreeze and incense she never knew...but unfortunately she found his half-o and all his devices a few days later and broke them all, the half-o ended up going down the garbage disposal. :frown:

I also hit the bong in my car at a red light once, passed it to my friend, and he hit it as well. There was another lane to our right that had cars waiting for the light to turn green as well. Right next to us, it was an old red pickup with a hick driving. He looked over and saw us gettin high.

And then another time in my car, every seat taken, we were all driving around and hitting the bong. A motorcyclist took notice of our activities and waved his finger as us while riding next to our car as if to say "Tsk tsk", then he drove off. We all laughed our asses off, but it would've been bad news had he been a moto-cop.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: allreadyused]
    #7795766 - 12/24/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked.
But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.




haha Sounds like my high school. I grew up in the ghetto, which means people would try to sell you bags of the most schwaggy shake you've ever seen any time you walked into the cafeteria or bathroom. I saw one of the bigger dealers do a bump off the side of his hand once during an assembly too.

My personal best was the time I snuck half an 8th of compressed ground up headies and a one hitter through Dulles Airport in DC for a week long family trip to New York City. I kept it in a hole I put in the elastic of my hoodie and walked straight through security beside dogs, but thankfully I had it wrapped in duck tape. Did you know you can sneak lighters through metal detectors at the airport? I smoked that entire week every time I showered and exhaled through a wet washcloth to absorb the smell, all the while with my parents right outside the door in the hotel room. I even sparked up once on the steps of the Metropolitan Art Museum on that trip. At the end of the week, I snuck the one hitter and what little was left in the bag back through security in the same fashion. Epic.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #7795842 - 12/24/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

id hafta say the movie theatre when i went to see Blow with some friends
i defintly dont denie that it was stupid.....but what the fuck....it was the movie Blow!
so, me and my friends went pretty drunk n high n at some point in the movie with all the drug talk and whatnot i really started jonesing for a toke
there were barely any people in the theatre as it was a late night viewing at some day early in the week so honestly there were like 10 other people at most inn there
the alcohol had me not realy givin a fuck.....figured if we all just took a lil hit now and then and blew it through our jackets wed be set
yea....it was stupid but whatever.....just didnt give a fuck
figured try to pull it off and whatever happens happens
so, we all got a few hits in.....everything seemed to be goin smooth....no smoke....just smell
then all of a sudden, flashlights on us and a usher was like, you guys gota go or we are callin the cops
we were just like alright, were goin
just kinda laughin and shit.....a lil bummed we didnt get to see the rest of the movie but we were feelin nice and havin a good night so didnt realy care......
worst part about it was.....the guy on the way out was pretty cool and was like, yea, i mean, i could care less but some lady that was in the movie with her child came out and complained
what the fuck is some lady going to a movie about drugs doing bringing her child and on top of that complaining about a lil pot smoke
lol
o well.......me and my friends have a good laugh at it
i think people should just blaze at random places more often.....hey, if we all just started hotboxing establishments.......theyd have their hands quite full
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Freezestate]
    #7795875 - 12/24/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office.  Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days.  Only a few people were still in the building.  We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up.  We left a small roach on his desk.  The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it.    The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers.  I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway.  They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched.  After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked.
But that's nothing...  I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard.  Teacher never suspected a thing.  This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.




haha Sounds like my high school. I grew up in the ghetto, which means people would try to sell you bags of the most schwaggy shake you've ever seen any time you walked into the cafeteria or bathroom. I saw one of the bigger dealers do a bump off the side of his hand once during an assembly too.

My personal best was the time I snuck half an 8th of compressed ground up headies and a one hitter through Dulles Airport in DC for a week long family trip to New York City. I kept it in a hole I put in the elastic of my hoodie and walked straight through security beside dogs, but thankfully I had it wrapped in duck tape. Did you know you can sneak lighters through metal detectors at the airport? I smoked that entire week every time I showered and exhaled through a wet washcloth to absorb the smell, all the while with my parents right outside the door in the hotel room. I even sparked up once on the steps of the Metropolitan Art Museum on that trip. At the end of the week, I snuck the one hitter and what little was left in the bag back through security in the same fashion. Epic.





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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: JonnyDeformed]
    #7795914 - 12/24/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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In maths class, bag on table head in bag using a smokeless pipe.. That was about 8 years ago... Teacher didn't has a fucking clue.




i did exactly the same thing in maths but not with a smokeless pipe. i just blew the smoke up the back of the class. then some fuckin nerd bitch seen, she was one of those bitches that would love to tell the teacher on a guy like me, but i just told her to shut her mouth and she did, surprisingly enough.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7796102 - 12/24/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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actually the stupidest place I've ever smoked was at a concert with a really small dance floor. The guards/bouncer's smelled it right away, even though there was tons of cigarette smoke.

Good thing we have emptied out a cigarette for stealth, or we could've been pretty fucked.

Luckily, we saw the guard looking around for whoever was holding it before he saw us, so we threw it on the ground.






I went through something like that... in a nightclub in DC. I was dumb and was drinking while on an ativan. I had a joint and blazed up on top of some giant wooden boxes at the edge of the dancefloor.

A HUGE security guard walked past and smelled it. He stood in front of me and gave me the "gimme" hand motion. I handed the joint to him. He put it out, gave it back to me, and waves his finger at me... then walked off..

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: DeadPhan]
    #7796117 - 12/24/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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id hafta say the movie theatre when i went to see Blow with some friends
i defintly dont denie that it was stupid.....but what the fuck....it was the movie Blow!
so, me and my friends went pretty drunk n high n at some point in the movie with all the drug talk and whatnot i really started jonesing for a toke




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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
    #15197459 - 10/08/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

In the bathroom of the movie theater while I was also on ketamine watching alice in wonderland, eventually I got sick of going to the bathroom so I just took a couple massice rips in the theater. Soo fucking stupid, didn't get caught though. Also in the bathrooms at school


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Dimethyltryptamine]
    #15197490 - 10/08/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I've smoked a lot of stupid places.

In a movie theater, on the roof of the theater,the parking lot of the theater, roof of my neighbors house, at four different jobs that I've had, the front porch of my uncle's house with said uncle while at the family Christmas dinner. My grandfather walked out on the porch while we were smoking yet remained clueless.

I've smoked at lots of public parks, cemeteries, one of them is across the street from the police station, behind and inside a pizza hut, and many more.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Dimethyltryptamine]
    #15197494 - 10/08/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My parents house (back when I lived at home), walking down the middle of a sidestreet in Portland, my car (obviously), church properties/parking lots, the walk-in freezer at my old job.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: kolie]
    #15197502 - 10/08/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

The problem with me smoking at my parents houses is that I have to share with them. Don't mind sharing with my mom but my dad will smoke everything I have and steal some too if he has the chance.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #15197514 - 10/08/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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The problem with me smoking at my parents houses is that I have to share with them. Don't mind sharing with my mom but my dad will smoke everything I have and steal some too if he has the chance.




I'm almost happier that my parents don't smoke cause I don't have to deal with anyone but my little brothers trying to mooch off me and they usually return the favor when I'm dry.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: kolie]
    #15197714 - 10/08/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My mom has more than re-payed the favor. Even has given me some when I'm out plenty of times.

My dad has smoked a lot with me too but I consider it repayment for pain and suffering. I've smoked plenty with him as well. He's chilled out the last few years, thankfully. I've lost many a nice glass bowls to him over the years.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #15197726 - 10/08/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

YAY for reviving a 3 year, 9 month old thread!!


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #15197742 - 10/08/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:grin::thumbup:

It's new to me, I haven't been here that long.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
    #15197774 - 10/08/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

highschool bathrooms when i was 17. on days when i wouldn't get picked up by a friend or have time to toke before 1st period sometimes i would bring a pop can in my backpack, go into a stall, rip a bowl a few times as fast as possible and then run! :lol:

never got caught :thumbup:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: owls]
    #15197896 - 10/08/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

We went to a festival in a college town. It was in the middle of the city and we were able to openly drink. However we wanted to smoke. So we walked to this building and sat down in this little corner and chiefed a couple bowls.

We later found out that was some sort of police building.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Joolz]
    #15197933 - 10/08/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

During 4/20/10 after school in the abandoned bookroom, with teachers and students still heavily in the building lmao 4 blunts and 5 heads, couldn't tell us shit lol


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #15197939 - 10/08/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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YAY for reviving a 3 year, 9 month old thread!!



I dont understand how someone even does this,  IIRC if a thread is over 30 days old it wont display the box to type in text and I couldnt make a post even if I wanted to.  I might be wrong though but I swear I remember that happening


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #15197942 - 10/08/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

you just don't have the privelage to bump old threads


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: owls]
    #15197954 - 10/08/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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highschool bathrooms when i was 17. on days when i wouldn't get picked up by a friend or have time to toke before 1st period sometimes i would bring a pop can in my backpack, go into a stall, rip a bowl a few times as fast as possible and then run! :lol:

never got caught :thumbup:




Shit was routine for me when I was in HS, except I had a stealth water bottle pipe  :Awesketch: was my face anytime that door opened


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: SouljaSmokinDoja]
    #15197971 - 10/08/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Theres nothing stealth about a water bottle pipe, if a teacher would of walked in owls could of crushed the can and it wouldnt be suspicious, you on the other hand would be caught holding a water bottle bong.  I used to do the same thing though, Im sure all Highschool potheads did, I did it the most stealth way i could think of though.  I would make a tin foil pipe and pack one fat bowl and bring nothing else to school.  Id stop in the bathroom and smoke the bowl in 2-3 huge hits and then crumble it up and flush it, was left with zero evidence to get caught with and I never did get busted.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #15198031 - 10/08/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

LOL funny you mention that, one time the vice pricipal actually did walk in on me standing in one of the smaller bathroom with a popcan laying right there. i think i had smoked in that bathroom earlier that morning or somethinnnn i don't entirely remember but he didn't notice anything because he was coming to get me to take me to the office or something


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: owls]
    #15198079 - 10/08/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Finished (and aced) an incredibly difficult Chemistry final exam at City College of San Francisco...exited the lecture hall, and smoked a nice one down the hall without a care in the world.

The year was 1977

Of course this wasn't stupid; it was rather elegant.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: rainx]
    #15199116 - 10/09/11 06:23 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My stupidest smoke was in the park right next to the London Eye. So many police and cameras everywhere... :facepalm:

Stupidest thing I've ever done with pot was when I was on holiday in Africa. I bought some dirt weed of this guy and he gave it to me in two baggies. I finished nearly all of both the bags but there was still some left in one so I put it in my wallet and forgot about it.

I got the plane home a couple days after that. My wallet containing the bud went through the x ray machine. Thank fuck nobody noticed  :bigjoint:
I only found all this out when i found the weed in my wallet a few days later.


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: spoonbomb]
    #15199168 - 10/09/11 07:06 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I think I might have all these beat, and I only recognized how truly stupid this was until after. :lol:

Smoked in the tiny bathroom of a fucking small private fishing boat, about 50 heads on it max. Got invited by my friend and his dad, most of the people on the boat were rich old white people. My friend's family doesn't even know I smoke, they wouldn't like it at all (however they can fuck off :smirk:). I smoked in the TINY bathroom with people waiting outside for a turn. Twice, two separate occasions. Imagine they caught me and they freaked out and had to drive the boat back. I don't know how I wasn't caught, I don't know how these old fuckers would react to that shit. :lol:


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: KingEmblem]
    #15199506 - 10/09/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I've smoked in some retarded places...

The stupidest was probably one of these

Under one of those huts on a slightly rainy day.

In high school we'd get high in the corner of the choir room during guitar class. Blow the smoke into a guitar case. Axe was our best friend.
Then during breaks or lunch there would usually be around 8 people passing a piece or two behind the gym.

Another really stupid place was at a downtown library in the bathroom on the top floor..it was at least 7 floors.
Anyway, we would have gotten busted had we not run.
The security guard saw us come out of the bathroom and asked us what we were doing, we said "just using the restroom."

She went in and smelled it and said "get back here!"
That's when me and my friend decided to either keep talking to her or GTFO, so we booked it.
Had to run down 1 floor on a spiral staircase to get to the elevators and ..here's the best part..as we approached the elevator we saw it was kinda full but the people saw us running to it and held the doors open for us saying "come in, come in, hurry!
I wanted to thank everyone in that elevator for saving our asses, but we kept quiet hoping we didn't smell like weed.
Longest elevator ride of my life.


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    #15199571 - 10/09/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I've smoked the ganja in many different places, but my absolute 'stupidest place I wasn't supposed to smoke' was during my border crossing in Sunauli, from India to Nepal--not before my crossing, nor after it--I literally lit up a a hash spliff, with a group of friends, in the no mans land between both countries border checkpoints. We hurriedly finished it when we saw the Nepalese checkpoint, manned by soldiers, coming up.

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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #15199728 - 10/09/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Outside a police office.. (Didnt get caught!)
In a train/on a airplane
In bed..


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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Rebel_At_War]
    #15202931 - 10/09/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

When I was in HS I had one of those little keychain bowls and would just smoke whenever during school. Usually it was during the classes I shared with freshmen or sophomores. I'd just take it out, smoke it and blow the smoke in a freshmans face just to be a dick.


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