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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
#7795842 - 12/24/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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id hafta say the movie theatre when i went to see Blow with some friends i defintly dont denie that it was stupid.....but what the fuck....it was the movie Blow! so, me and my friends went pretty drunk n high n at some point in the movie with all the drug talk and whatnot i really started jonesing for a toke there were barely any people in the theatre as it was a late night viewing at some day early in the week so honestly there were like 10 other people at most inn there the alcohol had me not realy givin a fuck.....figured if we all just took a lil hit now and then and blew it through our jackets wed be set yea....it was stupid but whatever.....just didnt give a fuck figured try to pull it off and whatever happens happens so, we all got a few hits in.....everything seemed to be goin smooth....no smoke....just smell then all of a sudden, flashlights on us and a usher was like, you guys gota go or we are callin the cops we were just like alright, were goin just kinda laughin and shit.....a lil bummed we didnt get to see the rest of the movie but we were feelin nice and havin a good night so didnt realy care...... worst part about it was.....the guy on the way out was pretty cool and was like, yea, i mean, i could care less but some lady that was in the movie with her child came out and complained what the fuck is some lady going to a movie about drugs doing bringing her child and on top of that complaining about a lil pot smoke lol o well.......me and my friends have a good laugh at it i think people should just blaze at random places more often.....hey, if we all just started hotboxing establishments.......theyd have their hands quite full just a though hoo knows haha
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Freezestate]
#7795875 - 12/24/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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allreadyused said: Senior year in High School, circa 1999, doob in the principals office. Me and a friend had permission to stay after school to set up a display for cultural heritage days. Only a few people were still in the building. We finished the display and went in the principals office, locked the door behind us, and sparked it up. We left a small roach on his desk. The office was locked but I was able to "borrow" the key that unlocked it. The next day they locked us (the entire school) down in our second period class and brought in a drug dog to sniff all the lockers. I saw the dog take a shit in the hallway. They didn't find any drugs and we all got to sit and do nothing for 2 hours while the dog searched. After the lockdown I got called down to his office for an unrelated offense (skipping class) and it still reeked. But that's nothing... I watched a kid snort a line of heroin off his desk during class while the teacher had her back turned writing on the chalkboard. Teacher never suspected a thing. This kid died of an OD at 20 by the way.
haha Sounds like my high school. I grew up in the ghetto, which means people would try to sell you bags of the most schwaggy shake you've ever seen any time you walked into the cafeteria or bathroom. I saw one of the bigger dealers do a bump off the side of his hand once during an assembly too.
My personal best was the time I snuck half an 8th of compressed ground up headies and a one hitter through Dulles Airport in DC for a week long family trip to New York City. I kept it in a hole I put in the elastic of my hoodie and walked straight through security beside dogs, but thankfully I had it wrapped in duck tape. Did you know you can sneak lighters through metal detectors at the airport? I smoked that entire week every time I showered and exhaled through a wet washcloth to absorb the smell, all the while with my parents right outside the door in the hotel room. I even sparked up once on the steps of the Metropolitan Art Museum on that trip. At the end of the week, I snuck the one hitter and what little was left in the bag back through security in the same fashion. Epic.
man half an eighth would have lasted me maybe 2 days.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: JonnyDeformed]
#7795914 - 12/24/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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JonnyDeformed said: In maths class, bag on table head in bag using a smokeless pipe.. That was about 8 years ago... Teacher didn't has a fucking clue.
i did exactly the same thing in maths but not with a smokeless pipe. i just blew the smoke up the back of the class. then some fuckin nerd bitch seen, she was one of those bitches that would love to tell the teacher on a guy like me, but i just told her to shut her mouth and she did, surprisingly enough.
also smoked bongs out the front of a busy shopping center (mall) among many stupid places
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Drewwyann]
#7796102 - 12/24/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drewwyann said: actually the stupidest place I've ever smoked was at a concert with a really small dance floor. The guards/bouncer's smelled it right away, even though there was tons of cigarette smoke.
Good thing we have emptied out a cigarette for stealth, or we could've been pretty fucked.
Luckily, we saw the guard looking around for whoever was holding it before he saw us, so we threw it on the ground.
I went through something like that... in a nightclub in DC. I was dumb and was drinking while on an ativan. I had a joint and blazed up on top of some giant wooden boxes at the edge of the dancefloor.
A HUGE security guard walked past and smelled it. He stood in front of me and gave me the "gimme" hand motion. I handed the joint to him. He put it out, gave it back to me, and waves his finger at me... then walked off..
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: DeadPhan]
#7796117 - 12/24/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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DeadPhan said: id hafta say the movie theatre when i went to see Blow with some friends i defintly dont denie that it was stupid.....but what the fuck....it was the movie Blow! so, me and my friends went pretty drunk n high n at some point in the movie with all the drug talk and whatnot i really started jonesing for a toke
ahh a sparsely populated theatre... my favorite place to smoke
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Ferris]
#15197459 - 10/08/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the bathroom of the movie theater while I was also on ketamine watching alice in wonderland, eventually I got sick of going to the bathroom so I just took a couple massice rips in the theater. Soo fucking stupid, didn't get caught though. Also in the bathrooms at school
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Dimethyltryptamine]
#15197490 - 10/08/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've smoked a lot of stupid places.
In a movie theater, on the roof of the theater,the parking lot of the theater, roof of my neighbors house, at four different jobs that I've had, the front porch of my uncle's house with said uncle while at the family Christmas dinner. My grandfather walked out on the porch while we were smoking yet remained clueless.
I've smoked at lots of public parks, cemeteries, one of them is across the street from the police station, behind and inside a pizza hut, and many more.
Fortunately I haven't been caught by the wrong people.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Dimethyltryptamine]
#15197494 - 10/08/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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My parents house (back when I lived at home), walking down the middle of a sidestreet in Portland, my car (obviously), church properties/parking lots, the walk-in freezer at my old job.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: kolie]
#15197502 - 10/08/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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The problem with me smoking at my parents houses is that I have to share with them. Don't mind sharing with my mom but my dad will smoke everything I have and steal some too if he has the chance.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
#15197514 - 10/08/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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beautifuldowngrade said: The problem with me smoking at my parents houses is that I have to share with them. Don't mind sharing with my mom but my dad will smoke everything I have and steal some too if he has the chance.
I'm almost happier that my parents don't smoke cause I don't have to deal with anyone but my little brothers trying to mooch off me and they usually return the favor when I'm dry.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: kolie]
#15197714 - 10/08/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom has more than re-payed the favor. Even has given me some when I'm out plenty of times.
My dad has smoked a lot with me too but I consider it repayment for pain and suffering. I've smoked plenty with him as well. He's chilled out the last few years, thankfully. I've lost many a nice glass bowls to him over the years.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
#15197726 - 10/08/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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YAY for reviving a 3 year, 9 month old thread!!
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#15197742 - 10/08/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's new to me, I haven't been here that long.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: beautifuldowngrade]
#15197774 - 10/08/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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highschool bathrooms when i was 17. on days when i wouldn't get picked up by a friend or have time to toke before 1st period sometimes i would bring a pop can in my backpack, go into a stall, rip a bowl a few times as fast as possible and then run! 
never got caught
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: owls]
#15197896 - 10/08/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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We went to a festival in a college town. It was in the middle of the city and we were able to openly drink. However we wanted to smoke. So we walked to this building and sat down in this little corner and chiefed a couple bowls.
We later found out that was some sort of police building.
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Joolz]
#15197933 - 10/08/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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During 4/20/10 after school in the abandoned bookroom, with teachers and students still heavily in the building lmao 4 blunts and 5 heads, couldn't tell us shit lol
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#15197939 - 10/08/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains said: YAY for reviving a 3 year, 9 month old thread!!
I dont understand how someone even does this, IIRC if a thread is over 30 days old it wont display the box to type in text and I couldnt make a post even if I wanted to. I might be wrong though but I swear I remember that happening
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: PeterGriffin467]
#15197942 - 10/08/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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you just don't have the privelage to bump old threads
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: owls]
#15197954 - 10/08/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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owls said: highschool bathrooms when i was 17. on days when i wouldn't get picked up by a friend or have time to toke before 1st period sometimes i would bring a pop can in my backpack, go into a stall, rip a bowl a few times as fast as possible and then run! 
never got caught 
Shit was routine for me when I was in HS, except I had a stealth water bottle pipe was my face anytime that door opened
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Re: Stupidest Place You Weren't Supposed to Smoke, But Did Anyways [Re: SouljaSmokinDoja]
#15197971 - 10/08/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Theres nothing stealth about a water bottle pipe, if a teacher would of walked in owls could of crushed the can and it wouldnt be suspicious, you on the other hand would be caught holding a water bottle bong. I used to do the same thing though, Im sure all Highschool potheads did, I did it the most stealth way i could think of though. I would make a tin foil pipe and pack one fat bowl and bring nothing else to school. Id stop in the bathroom and smoke the bowl in 2-3 huge hits and then crumble it up and flush it, was left with zero evidence to get caught with and I never did get busted.
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