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pumpkin execution
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had some pumpkins around so i held aloft my magic sword and said
"BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!"

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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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wow...

kinda anticlimactic

sorry, don't mean to be hateing

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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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You're fucked :evilpumpkin:

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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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:rofl:

He had it coming


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Shroomism]
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hes been loitering out on my deck for days, figured i would invite him down to the basement and get make an example


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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that seems like it would be pretty fun.. get a bunch of pumpkins and a bunch of buddies. slice them up with some swords.


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: igwna]
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yeah, i used to do that, but i ran out of buddies.


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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i remember one time me and some friends went into a sunflower field with a katana, that was fun, the field was given up for the season, so nothing of value was destroyed, just hours and hours of chopping stuff.


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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Member of the Fellowship of the Pumpkin?


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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i thought he was gonna carve us out a Jesus or something after all that. :shrug:


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Merkin]
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I was disappointed.



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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Thin White Duke]
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That is some serious gayness how dare you taint the name of he-man...on second thought that makes perfect sense.

little tip on the sword swinging, you want the point of contact of your blade to be the "sweet spot" (Think of baseball) A baseball bat is designed to keep it in the same general spot, but on a sword you can move it up and down the blade through aligning your hips and shoulders correctly. However the easiest way that should give you a good clean cut through something like a pumpkin is by applying the right amount of push, and pull with your right and left hands. Pull in a little with you left(bottom) hand, and it will move up the blade...etc

Now go cut stuff up, and dont be so gay about it.


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: blewmeanie]
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poison called. they want their hair back.  :hairmetal:


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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I love the "beavis" laugh when the stem gets lopped off. :smile:

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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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Cheesy hair.


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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RoosterCogburn said:
I love the "beavis" laugh when the stem gets lopped off. :smile:


yeah, i have a bad cold


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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You look remarkably like one my friends.. he has long blonde hair like yours heh.

I thought it was amusing.. you're all ninja like :lol:


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Cepheus]
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get a haircut ya hippie


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: learningtofly]
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way to be all serious about it.

:lol:


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Re: pumpkin execution [Re: Mitchnast]
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Mitchnast said:
hes been loitering out on my deck for days, figured i would invite him down to the basement and get make an example


Put his remains on a fence post as an example for the rest of them.

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fencepost. :headbanger:


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