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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4879057 - 11/01/05 10:23 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i fucked a balloon

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4879084 - 11/01/05 10:30 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

That's gay stuff, right there.


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4879091 - 11/01/05 10:32 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i also have a flesh light www.fleshlight.com

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4879102 - 11/01/05 10:35 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

That won't fit in my ass, what's so great about it?


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4879107 - 11/01/05 10:36 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

its not for your ass

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4879120 - 11/01/05 10:39 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, that's gay.


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4879141 - 11/01/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

no puting things up your ass is gay

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4879171 - 11/01/05 10:50 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Nice rating, gay hater.


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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4879244 - 11/01/05 11:05 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha that shit was funny! The cop was a chick too, she should have finished him off!


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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4879927 - 11/01/05 02:35 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Watermelons are my favorite.


is that you on the left with the ponytail?



i hope this is allowed in the pub, btw  :blush:
i didn't see any rules saying 'no posting vids of HELLA_TIGHT fucking a melon'

:wink:


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: shirley knott]
    #4879939 - 11/01/05 02:39 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahah that is fucking funny as hell :rofl2:

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4880164 - 11/01/05 03:44 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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BLAST_420 said:
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.





just so everyone knows... this never happened, it's been floating around the net for years, the name and location has changed several times

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: shirley knott]
    #4880178 - 11/01/05 03:46 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would post that.

:lol:


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4880189 - 11/01/05 03:48 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

thats nice to know guess i better call the Washington post

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4880203 - 11/01/05 03:50 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

/can't take joke


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4880210 - 11/01/05 03:51 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

BLAST_420 said:
thats nice to know guess i better call the Washington post




I was alittle disappointed myself since I lived in Gwinnett County and knew a patrick lawrence

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4880219 - 11/01/05 03:52 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Me too. He tried to go down on me once.


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4880223 - 11/01/05 03:52 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i would so rag on him if it where true even more if he was the patrick lawrence who did it

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: BLAST_420]
    #4880246 - 11/01/05 03:57 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I had to check the sex offender registry just to make sure he wasnt bullshitting
he still gets ragged on

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Re: pumpkin sex [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4880313 - 11/01/05 04:15 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

im sorry but i dont get the punchline someone please explain.


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