On occasion, on lonely moments, I've thought about renting a hooker. I never did. There is nothing more lonely, and to me nothing less sexy, than someone who's only with you because of the money you give them, who has a time is money schedule going and whatnot.
I've given it some thought and for me personally I've settled on that though the orgasm would be sweet, the situation would be awkward at best and the aftermath would make me feel as used as the hooker might feel.
She's going to be fake turned-on and you'll know it and play along. 
What you're looking for on a deeper level probably is human warmth, and you just can't buy that. I think that's the urge you have, because masturbation does take care of the hormonal thing.
Go masturbate a couple times and spend some quality time with your friends if you're lucky enough to have em. Toss in some shrooms, weed and nitrous from that $100.
Or go to a bar and strike up some conversations here and there.
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