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Anonymous #1

Should I get a hooker right now?
    #7598229 - 11/05/07 12:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's been about 6 months since I've had sex and I feel like I can't focus on things until I do. I'm tempted to find a cheap hooker on Craigslist and get it over with, but I really don't feel like wasting $100 just so I can get some homework done. If I jerkoff now the urge will still be there later.

Should I give in?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7598261 - 11/05/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

do it


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Anonymous #3

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7598317 - 11/05/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah! Feeling dirty inside and having sexually transmitted diseases is worth twenty at least.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7598664 - 11/05/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
do it




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Anonymous #5

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7598774 - 11/05/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If you feel as if it would help you get your mind back on track then by all means.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7598783 - 11/05/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i know a pretty easy one and she does it free cause shes fugly


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Anonymous #7

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7598804 - 11/05/07 03:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's what I like about bestiality. It's usually free.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7601008 - 11/05/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I ended up getting very busy and was not able to get one. Now I'm sitting here online wishing I had one. Damn you lust.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7678386 - 11/25/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
do it







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Anonymous #9

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7690785 - 11/28/07 02:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Go to a bar.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7690801 - 11/28/07 02:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Of course


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Anonymous #11

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7690914 - 11/28/07 02:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Go to a bar.




fuck the bar get the hooker.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7690957 - 11/28/07 02:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Go wack off. It's a lot cheaper.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7692200 - 11/28/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Or go buy a blow up doll and pretend its a hooker. No STDs


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Anonymous #13

. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7692206 - 11/28/07 07:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7957039 - 01/30/08 06:14 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

"casual encounters"- isnt that what its called? anyway, its the part of craigslist where its just sluts advertising themselves and not hookers.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7959195 - 01/31/08 05:43 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

I think this is a problem that is fixed by having friends, rather than sex. Good day.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7959221 - 01/31/08 06:03 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

On occasion, on lonely moments, I've thought about renting a hooker. I never did. There is nothing more lonely, and to me nothing less sexy, than someone who's only with you because of the money you give them, who has a time is money schedule going and whatnot.

I've given it some thought and for me personally I've settled on that though the orgasm would be sweet, the situation would be awkward at best and the aftermath would make me feel as used as the hooker might feel.

She's going to be fake turned-on and you'll know it and play along. :sad:

What you're looking for on a deeper level probably is human warmth, and you just can't buy that. I think that's the urge you have, because masturbation does take care of the hormonal thing.

Go masturbate a couple times and spend some quality time with your friends if you're lucky enough to have em. Toss in some shrooms, weed and nitrous from that $100.

Or go to a bar and strike up some conversations here and there.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7959229 - 01/31/08 06:05 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

It's been about 6 months since I've had sex and I feel like I can't focus on things until I do.





You tell yourself this. It's not true. People can go for years without sex and stay focussed, trust me :frown:

The unrest is within yourself and I don't think its sexual.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Should I get a hooker right now? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7993654 - 02/07/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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