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Anonymous #1

married with children
    #7752866 - 12/13/07 08:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my father and i used to watch this show when i was a kid.it was one of those things that i guess was so funny cause its true and i remember how al never liked to fuck peggy and i always thought that peggy was hot but i guess if you had to spend like 20 yrs with a person they would end up looking ugly... i have no idea why im writing this shit this morning i just feel that i have some things to get off my chest and i would rather talk to you guys then any fucking psych so he can give me meds to be happy while he manipulates my brain. this morning i was wondering how many married men out there are walking around miserable as fuck. i mean i love my wife and my children but jesus most of the time im thinkin about get some bisquits and gravy takin a fresh hit of meth while fucking two japenese hookers.

i think i am very lucky. hell i spent most of the day yesterday playing medal of honor on playstation 2 while i got payed 13 dollars an hour.

my dad always told me to never get married and i thought he was fuckin crazy cause i got this beautiful girl givin me blow jobs everyday fuckin me like im the only guy in the whole world that could ever make her happy. but now i think that shit was just prep for all the shitty sex 2 times a month and blow jos every birthday maybe. because once they got you they got you. so if i have any advice which i don't recomend you take advice from me.... but string that shit out as long as possible before you get married cause once you get married ur not only held down by the marriage but finacialy also.... and there s the kids too.

when my parents got divorced i never understood why and thought that they should have stayed together.... but i realize now they wdere probably both miserable... and they only stayed together for us which is very honorable..... anyways soory for the misspeleeed wpods and all the whining!!!!


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Anonymous #2

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7752942 - 12/13/07 09:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

even after a couple years dating i find myself unattracted to my hot girlfriend - that is until her attention turns to another guy, then its on


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Anonymous #3

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7753071 - 12/13/07 10:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Shit man you get 13 dollars an hour? Get a fucking decent job and maybe your wife won't bitch at you so fucking much,which is why I assume you suddenly had the desire to post this.


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Anonymous #4

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7753176 - 12/13/07 11:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I make $17 an hour.


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Anonymous #5

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7753230 - 12/13/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i mean i love my wife and my children but jesus most of the time im thinkin about get some bisquits and gravy takin a fresh hit of meth while fucking two japenese hookers.




Meth and gravy and hookers equal happiness for you? You're pretty much fucked either way then. I doubt you'd be happy if you weren't married. Something else is missing.


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Anonymous #6

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7753265 - 12/13/07 11:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Stories like this make me sick.
If you're unhappily married then get a fucking divorce and quit bitching.


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Anonymous #7

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7753280 - 12/13/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you enjoy moaning then getting a wife and kids is the life for you.


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Anonymous #7

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7753294 - 12/13/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

HUH?

Sex, drugs and music is about as good as it gets?


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Anonymous #1

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7753390 - 12/13/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah.........i think meth, japanese hookers, and biquits and gravy would equal happiness...(really stressing that japanese thing) every mans got his fantasies right? really appreciate all the comments!!! you know i guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.if i wasn't married i would probly envy those who are... i really like that quote up there about "that is until her attention turns to another guy, then its on" that is the fucking truth right!!! i once new this girl... her husband loved to watch her suck other guys dicks because of the jealousy.... seems kind of fucked up but to each his own right.

im not bitchin about money im totally 0k with the money i make i guess i could always use a dollar more right?

and money always makes people happier right?

if there is one thing that i maybe overall sad about is the passion that we had when we first got together... the crazy sex....those butterflies in ur stomach when you first meet someone have flowN away to fucking SPACE.... OR I SHIT THEM OUT.


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Anonymous #8

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7753758 - 12/13/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

There are two types of men when it comes to relationships. The first type are fling-material guys. These guys are fun, exciting, sexy, and dangerous. Women like to fuck these guys but they won't settle down with them because they know they are not going to stick around and support them/raise children.

The second type of guy is the long-term relationship guy. He's safe, predictable, supportive, and probably boring. He is a good guy at heart and will stick around if a couple of kids show up. Guys like this make good life-partners.

Some of us guys are content to be long-term relationship type guys but most of us would prefer to be seen as the fling-type guys. Sometimes women will trick us by making us think we are flings to them (tons of sex, blowjobs, hot and heavy stuff, etc...) only to sucker us into a relationship. The second that kids, commitment, and all that jazz come along they won't touch you anymore. You're trapped. You're nothing but a meal-ticket for them and their offspring.


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Anonymous #9

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7753795 - 12/13/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

damn cynical LOL

:jennajameson:


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Anonymous #8

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7753825 - 12/13/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's fucking true and you know it.


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Anonymous #1

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7753882 - 12/13/07 01:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
There are two types of men when it comes to relationships. The first type are fling-material guys. These guys are fun, exciting, sexy, and dangerous. Women like to fuck these guys but they won't settle down with them because they know they are not going to stick around and support them/raise children.

The second type of guy is the long-term relationship guy. He's safe, predictable, supportive, and probably boring. He is a good guy at heart and will stick around if a couple of kids show up. Guys like this make good life-partners.

Some of us guys are content to be long-term relationship type guys but most of us would prefer to be seen as the fling-type guys. Sometimes women will trick us by making us think we are flings to them (tons of sex, blowjobs, hot and heavy stuff, etc...) only to sucker us into a relationship. The second that kids, commitment, and all that jazz come along they won't touch you anymore. You're trapped. You're nothing but a meal-ticket for them and their offspring.




it is true......ive always been one of those settle down type fellows...but i have always been attracted to whores... i guess cause there easy and they know a little more in the sack. i like the comment about the kids cause that is true and i heard a quote off of the show weeds that alway stuck with me is that when you have kids a girl doesn't want you to put her balls in her mouth anymore


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Anonymous #6

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7753936 - 12/13/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Some of us guys are content to be long-term relationship type guys but most of us would prefer to be seen as the fling-type guys. Sometimes women will trick us by making us think we are flings to them (tons of sex, blowjobs, hot and heavy stuff, etc...) only to sucker us into a relationship. The second that kids, commitment, and all that jazz come along they won't touch you anymore. You're trapped. You're nothing but a meal-ticket for them and their offspring.




You are such a moron!
No wonder women have to pretend that they enjoy having sex with you! :lol:
Listen here, women enjoy sex too. Saying that they only do it just to suck you into a relationship and ten barely touch is really dumb.
Wtf do you think women want? A house and some kids and a man she doesn't feel like fucking? And live for what? What would be the ultimate purpose? Because using your logic, a woman has reached her purpose when she got a man to stay with her and their kids.
I am a woman ans I can assure you that this is not what I want from this life.
I think that both men and women are so stressed out about not being able to understand each other, that they get overly suspicious and then start to play strategy. Each stupid trick that BOTH men and women to to each other are because they are not confident about who they are.
Those who clarified all that with themselves have the opportunity to actually start ENJOYING (:shocked:) being around each other, free of all inhibitions and be HONEST about what they want (be it marriage and kids, be it just a fuck or whatever else)... and all that without getting offended.
So, for all those of you (male and female) who complain that the opposite sex has played tricks on them, in order to get what they wanted, I suggest you to think again and start asking WHY and WHAT went wrong?
Why did they have to play tricks on you instead of using honesty, and where was your head when you left yourselves tricked.
Ahhh and yes, quit bitching because it's pathetic. :thumbdown:


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Anonymous #3

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7753951 - 12/13/07 02:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

shutup slut


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Anonymous #8

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7753988 - 12/13/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hahahaha


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Anonymous #6

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7753999 - 12/13/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
shutup slut




What?
Did your 1.3 inch cock felt threatened? :smirk:
Poor baby :frown:


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Anonymous #1

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7754646 - 12/13/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

all this hostility!!! maybe im not the only one that is sexually frustrated....... i don't think that there tryin to trap us.. they just get bored and want somthin different just like we do. I THINK I MAY ACTUALLY BE PATHETIC.... AND IM BITCHIN TO GET SHIT OFF MY CHEST THAT I CAN'T REALLY SAY TO EVEN MY BEST FRIENDS.....


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Anonymous #3

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7756969 - 12/14/07 12:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
shutup slut




What?
Did your 1.3 inch cock felt threatened? :smirk:
Poor baby :frown:



I bet you need some humongous cock with that loose pussy of yours


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Anonymous #10

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7757053 - 12/14/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

You are such a moron!
No wonder women have to pretend that they enjoy having sex with you! :lol:
Listen here, women enjoy sex too. Saying that they only do it just to suck you into a relationship and ten barely touch is really dumb.
Wtf do you think women want? A house and some kids and a man she doesn't feel like fucking? And live for what? What would be the ultimate purpose? Because using your logic, a woman has reached her purpose when she got a man to stay with her and their kids.
I am a woman ans I can assure you that this is not what I want from this life.
I think that both men and women are so stressed out about not being able to understand each other, that they get overly suspicious and then start to play strategy. Each stupid trick that BOTH men and women to to each other are because they are not confident about who they are.
Those who clarified all that with themselves have the opportunity to actually start ENJOYING (:shocked:) being around each other, free of all inhibitions and be HONEST about what they want (be it marriage and kids, be it just a fuck or whatever else)... and all that without getting offended.
So, for all those of you (male and female) who complain that the opposite sex has played tricks on them, in order to get what they wanted, I suggest you to think again and start asking WHY and WHAT went wrong?
Why did they have to play tricks on you instead of using honesty, and where was your head when you left yourselves tricked.
Ahhh and yes, quit bitching because it's pathetic. :thumbdown:




Right on sister, this is the most insightful post in the whole thread. All the rest of y'all would do well to pay attention. :thumbup:


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Anonymous #10

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7757069 - 12/14/07 01:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

I bet you need some humongous cock with that loose pussy of yours




I bet that the few women who've relectantly (drunkenly) agreed to fuck you were thrilled with the manly 2 minutes of pounding you provided them, and were even more thrilled to finish themselves off with the handheld shower head they had to use to wash your stench off thier cunts.


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Anonymous #6

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7757509 - 12/14/07 08:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:


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Anonymous #5

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7757657 - 12/14/07 09:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
There are two types of men when it comes to relationships. The first type are fling-material guys. These guys are fun, exciting, sexy, and dangerous. Women like to fuck these guys but they won't settle down with them because they know they are not going to stick around and support them/raise children.

The second type of guy is the long-term relationship guy. He's safe, predictable, supportive, and probably boring. He is a good guy at heart and will stick around if a couple of kids show up. Guys like this make good life-partners.

Some of us guys are content to be long-term relationship type guys but most of us would prefer to be seen as the fling-type guys. Sometimes women will trick us by making us think we are flings to them (tons of sex, blowjobs, hot and heavy stuff, etc...) only to sucker us into a relationship. The second that kids, commitment, and all that jazz come along they won't touch you anymore. You're trapped. You're nothing but a meal-ticket for them and their offspring.




Whoa man.. you can pigeonhole yourself however you like. Grey area FTW


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Anonymous #11

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7757967 - 12/14/07 11:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think al or peggy ever cheated on eachother in any of those episodes.


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Anonymous #1

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7758216 - 12/14/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ur right no they didn't.... and please stop the flaming... didn't start the thread for that


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Anonymous #6

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7758374 - 12/14/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The bottom line is: quit bitching.
It's not good for you and in makes you unable to reason and look for the best solutions.
Self pity is kind of addictive.
Instead of doing that, think about what you want. Nobody's forcing you to stay in the current situation, nobody's forcing you to stay with your wife if you don't love her anymore.
Think about what you want and take action.


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Anonymous #1

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7758445 - 12/14/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you know i still do love my wife.And im still very attracted to her and i don't know if i could ever leave my child no matter how unhappy i may become


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Anonymous #6

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7758542 - 12/14/07 01:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then work things out. :shrug:


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Anonymous #8

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7758725 - 12/14/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Never get married and never have kids. It seriously never works out.


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Anonymous #12

Re: married with children [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7760478 - 12/14/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Never get married and never have kids. It seriously never works out.



QFT


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