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Anonymous #1

What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about?
    #7790632 - 12/22/07 09:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've masturbated in class 3 or 4 times through my pocket, I've masturbated in many public restrooms, I've fingered my ass while I masturbated, I've made pocket pussies out of a latex glove, rolled up socks and plenty of lotion, I've had sex with a decent amount of fat chicks, I received head from a close male friend and I imagine I'm fucking my girlfriend's friend while we have sex every single night.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7790642 - 12/22/07 09:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You're a slut :nono:


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Anonymous #3

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7790658 - 12/22/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

fucked a hooker in a porta john. my roommate came home earlier than expected, so I decided to fuck her in a porta john instead of my own room because I was too embarassed to bring her home.

dirtiest sex of my motherfuckin life.

*dobie


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Anonymous #4

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7790666 - 12/22/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I've masturbated in class 3 or 4 times through my pocket



you little pussy...if you were a real man you'd whip it the fuck out  :crankey:


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Anonymous #5

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7790670 - 12/22/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i have had fantasies involving my cousins


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Anonymous #6

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7791151 - 12/23/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've imagined having a threesome with my best friend (female) and my fiancee. My best friend hasn't spoke to me since I got back together with my fiancee.

I've also imagined having a foursome with my fiancee and her two cousins.

Not sexual, but aalthough my first official love was with my fiancee, I was secretly in love with my best friend (female) before she introduced me to my fiancee. I eventually told my best friend, but I never told my fiancee. She is too scared that there may be something between us and I don't want to escalate that fear.

In truth, I probably do still feel some feelings of love towards my best friend. Maybe it is best that she doesn't see me anymore. Maybe someday I will know.


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Anonymous #7

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7791256 - 12/23/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
fucked a hooker in a porta john. my roommate came home earlier than expected, so I decided to fuck her in a porta john instead of my own room because I was too embarassed to bring her home.

dirtiest sex of my motherfuckin life.

*dobie





HAHA fuck off I never fucked any hookers!


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Anonymous #8

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7791262 - 12/23/07 01:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Were you ever a hooker you ex junky


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Anonymous #9

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7791328 - 12/23/07 01:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I've masturbated in class 3 or 4 times through my pocket



you little pussy...if you were a real man you'd whip it the fuck out  :crankey:




haha, this is even better http://www.sick-vids.com/watch/5455/Adult/classroom_handjob


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Anonymous #10

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7791340 - 12/23/07 01:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think girls peeing is hot.  I've masturbated in very close quarters with people without them knowing.  Finger in the butt can be nice now and then.  I've made things to masturbate with as well (one was a warmed up jar of peanut butter..).  I'm sure there's other stuff as well.

Sometimes things just get a little whack when ya need to get your groove on. :smile:


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Anonymous #11

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7791512 - 12/23/07 03:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's the thing about dirty secrets. They are secret for a reason.

But, as it's anon, my girl wants me to eat her shit. I'd rather do that than drink her piss.


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Anonymous #4

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7791719 - 12/23/07 07:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yer girl's fucken loco bro  :what:


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Anonymous #12

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7792310 - 12/23/07 12:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

1 girl, 1 cup man.

Get that shit on.

literally.


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Anonymous #13

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7792887 - 12/23/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I have anal beads, and I only use them on myself.


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Anonymous #14

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7792904 - 12/23/07 03:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i have always wanted to have sex with a girl while she was sleeping but i have never gotten the nerve to ask the girlfriend to do it, and i am definitely no rapist. although i shamefully fantasized about that a couple times too.


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Anonymous #15

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7792908 - 12/23/07 03:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i want a girl to put up resistance to me fucking her but wanting it at the same time.

i wait patiently for the day i get a freak that likes to be hit while having sex.

i cant wait.


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Anonymous #16

Re: What sexual experiences and thoughts have you had that you don't tell people about? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7793113 - 12/23/07 04:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i'm a sadomasochist, a bit of both really, but a bit more of the latter. bottom line is that you have fun, and it's unbelievable fun.


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