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Anonymous #18
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #17]
#8035383 - 02/17/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you wanna die, why would you want to kill yourself, once you've made the choice, live life in a fashion to where you could possibly die at any moment....
Pick a fight in a bar, slap a stripper on stage, start a food fight in a restaraunt, go base jumping, steal a small aircraft and see if you can fly it, ride a bicycle down the interstate, Straight up leave the country, go try to live in the wilderness, try paragliding, have sex with a hooker, a female hooker and a male hooker, run from the cops on a crotch rocket, ...
But, I sense you have too much fear to do these kinds of things.... You even fear the pain of death though you want to die.. I would suggest that you grow some balls before you off yourself. You may like the world I live in far better than fearing your own shadow... Also, don't expect the after life to be any easier.. The people that I have talked to that have died, say there is just as much work in the afterlife as there is here....
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #16]
#8036593 - 02/18/08 03:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Plastic bag taped around your neck sir. Inflate it so you don't feel out of breath and when you run out of oxygen you quietly pass out. Make sure you do it laying down so you don't accidentally rip the bag.
Better luck next time, enjoy the afterlife.
i think he would eventually pop his thumb through to his mouth tho
any police headquarters near you OP?
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #8]
#8037818 - 02/18/08 12:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Go to any third world country and experience first hand people that are on the brink of death trying for their life to hold on. Maybe you will realize that life is a precious gift. But if you really don't want to live, I would do the blaze of glory death, fuck as much shit up as you can. Do a record amount of LSD maybe, IDK man, its ur life.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #19]
#8039896 - 02/18/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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have some bitch shooot you in the face after you cum in her vagina. so your legacy may live on.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #20]
#8040428 - 02/18/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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The OP is a woman. You guys making these sexual responses are funny.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#8040895 - 02/18/08 11:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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well than, i'd give her a reason to live:)
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #15]
#8041438 - 02/19/08 01:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Inhale from a rubber hose directed to a car exhaust pipe after consuming massive amounts of sleeping pills, then jump into a swimming pool with a plugged in toaster and a school of piranhas in it, that ought to work.
What show, anyone?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #17]
#8041820 - 02/19/08 07:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That has to be the worst thing you could do to your family and friends. Now, if thats you goal to hurt your loved ones by all means go ahead and destroy there hopes and there love. They will carry the pain and guilt for all there lives. But hay, at least you wont have to feel it.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #21]
#8044143 - 02/19/08 06:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Inhale from a rubber hose directed to a car exhaust pipe after consuming massive amounts of sleeping pills, then jump into a swimming pool with a plugged in toaster and a school of piranhas in it, that ought to work.
What show, anyone?
aqua teen?
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #4]
#8063584 - 02/24/08 08:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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An alternative is cyanide.
No feeling, 10 seconds and you're gone. Tastes like sugar and you only need a tiny bit (but make sure you get the right amount, about 15mg, as if you have more than 20mg, it may be painful swallowing, and less than 10mg and you may not die. Put it in Kool-Aid.)
Almost everything you say is complete bullshit that has no basis in fact. Dosages are plain wrong and the degree of suffering involved is grossly underestimated.
An Auschwitz gas chamber cycle took about an hour, and that was inhaled HCN, the quickest route. Even then there routinely were survivors amidst the pile of corpses who then were shot. Yes inhaled HCN might knock you unconscious fast, but typically over half an hour of dying follows in its wake, or recovery will follow. There can be severe convulsions. You are a toxic hazard to people administering CPR. You may recover with brain damage.
Boo for bad information
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8063618 - 02/24/08 08:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think its ghoulish to give suicide advice.
For the sake of argument though, the only truly painless way of suicide is one that positively and completely destroys your brain before you even realize something is wrong.
Imagine laying down in a field and using this as your pillow:
A pound of high explosive (not a gunpowder pipe bomb, actual "dynamite") would atomize your brain before it could even register the sight or sound of the blast. All nerves would be severed at once. The considerate self-murderer does this in seclusion (forest, desert) as to not endanger people or property and stuffs their ID card and suicide note in their shoe.
But this is for the sake of argument.
I want to appeal to anyone to NOT commit suicide. It is just not worth it, and most misery eventually takes a turn for the better. Even if the reason doesn't diminish, you may find a way to generate a meaningful existence again.
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #23]
#8063627 - 02/24/08 08:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you do it you can't be a little faggot bitch about it.
You have to go out and try to talk to random hot girls. Go out and do crazy shit like steal a couch. Do shit you would not normally do because you are so depressed you won't care right?
If you can't do that shit, then you obviously won't have half a sack to even try killing yourself.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8063645 - 02/24/08 09:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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There is no "most painless way."
I've contemplated suicide for several years, and I've come to accept that I can't do it.
Not because of pain, or fear, or any shit like that. It's all a matter of hurting others. I don't know how anyone could be so selfish as to kill themselves and psychologically torture everyone around them.
Think about it.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#8063818 - 02/24/08 10:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: go out in a blaze of glory. start raping the hottest bitches you can find, rob a bank and go down in a haze of bullets as the cops gun your shit down.
or go skydiving and dont wear a parachute.
it would be nice to fall to earth and then SHABLAM!
do this.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #26]
#8063859 - 02/24/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #27
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#8063961 - 02/24/08 10:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Am i the only one who is slightly disturbed that nearly everyone on here is giving this guy different ideas on how to kill himself!! you should be trying to convince him not to not give him ways to do it...
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #27]
#8063975 - 02/24/08 11:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Am i the only one who is slightly disturbed that nearly everyone on here is giving this guy different ideas on how to kill himself!! you should be trying to convince him not to not give him ways to do it...
People that really want to commit suicide, pick a method and make sure it is successful.
People that dont want to commit suicide talk about wanting to do it.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #17]
#8064727 - 02/24/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You guys are serious about giving this guy suciide advice. Really I wish the ones who actually commit to giving this guy advice on it should be housed with a big rapist nigger named Elroy. Faggot. You'd probably like it...too
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Anonymous #29
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8064814 - 02/24/08 02:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #27
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Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #29]
#8064869 - 02/24/08 03:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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People that really want to commit suicide, pick a method and make sure it is successful.
People that dont want to commit suicide talk about wanting to do it.
and this information is 100% accurate says who... even if the chances of him actually killing himself are small would you want to risk being the one responsible for his death..
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