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Everyone Share Funny Stories about your work place
    #7571707 - 10/29/07 02:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

So i work at a shit joint at walgreens, big corporate motherfuckers but I like the age-crew we're all in our 20s etc, so anyway i get a customer and these two fellas walk by and one of them asks me "my friend has herpes, he ate a raw vagina, where do you find herpes cream?"
i start to burst with laughter and then say "sorry for your friend's loss"
and then his friend smacked him in the face.

I love crazy nut heads


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Re: Everyone Share Funny Stories about your work place [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7571731 - 10/29/07 02:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

not really funny, but i'm talking with my brother right now, we both work at hollister over night.

jesus, the place has no cameras and is staffed by 20 year old managers who don't pay attention to shit.

every night they count the money out at the cash registers, then someone calls and they have to tell that person how much money they made that day, but they also usually chit chat a bit.
while they're doing they they often turn completely facing away from the money and don't pay attention to it for up to a minute.

we're talking about 6-20,000 dollars sitting in a plastic bag (unless they do multiple drawer emptying? i don't know but i do know the stack of money is usually as tall as a can of soda or maybe a little bit taller) not being paid attention to by anyone. also once they have counted it and they're talking to the person on the phone they don't recount it later, they just drop it in the safe.

its to bad i am not criminal minded, i get super tense whenever they do that i just think how easy it would be to open it up, grab a handfull and close it within 5 seconds or something.

no cameras in the store wtf!

edit: also i am usually folding clothes about 2 feet away from the money when this happens, and no one ever seems to care that a person is within range of their precious money.


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