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Offlinemotatraehrehtom
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Funny story.
    #1275804 - 02/03/03 09:41 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I smoke pot daily, but usually just a joint, or a bong hit. However, on the weekends, I smoke a bit more. So, it's 3am Monday morning, I'd been smoking pot all weekend, and I was sitting down, to do what else but smoke another bowl. All the sudden I notice, I can see what looks like flashing lights. I say, "Hrm, that's odd". So I stumble to the window, and what do I see? My whole building is surrounded by cops (about six cars). I freak out. Spray lysol, hide my bong, and sit for a minute. Then, for some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to go throw the trash out. I open my door, and bam! Four cops are standing outside, and there I stand, torn boxers, wife beater full of holes and stained, beat red eyes, holding my "keyfood" trash bag. A moment of silence, I'm thinking about who's going to bail me out of jail. Finally, after eyeing me for a while, and me not moving, one of the cops says "Did you hear anything strange about an hour about?". I panic, I can't think if I did or not. Then I remember it doesn't matter, and attempt to play it cool "No, no I can't say that I did. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go dispose of this waste, good day." I semi jog to the trash room, and back. Unintentionally slam my door, then noisily jam a broom between the door and wall, retreat to my bedroom, and pray. Luckily nothing happened. When all the cop cars pull away, I smoke an nice bowl to relax, of course As it happens someone running from the cops ran on the buildings roof, so I heard the next day. I thought people might get a kick out of my sheer stupidity.


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Re: Funny story. [Re: motatraehrehtom]
    #1276023 - 02/03/03 11:44 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I'd say you did pretty well.


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Re: Funny story. [Re: motatraehrehtom]
    #1276589 - 02/04/03 06:17 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

your mistake was being afraid, next time have no worries


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Re: Funny story. [Re: motatraehrehtom]
    #1276602 - 02/04/03 06:23 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

dont panic, next time eat all ur weed  :grin:


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