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OfflineVulture
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Dont touch the electric fence!
    #739338 - 07/11/02 08:53 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

lol it rained yesterday morning and little throught the day so i decided to go out to the local dairy farm and other fields to look for mushies at night....i did not find a damn one...not even shitty ones, i mean i have found more on the hottest days of the year. I couldent even find that much cow shit! Then all these dogs at the farmers house started barking ang the cows started wiggin out on me. It sounded like the cow was getting fucked but it was just lookin at us. So we went to another field, stil the same thing. At first the cows ran away to the other and got in a big group and we tried to approach them...i figure well damn if im not gonna get any shorroms i might as well tip a few cows....but then they started running after us, so i ran and tried to jump over the fence only to have the shit shocked out of me by the fence.....ugh what a night


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: Vulture]
    #739447 - 07/11/02 09:50 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Dude.... Don't tip the cows... thats just harsh. Thats how you get the cops called and the farmers pissed. As long as you don't trash the fields or hurt the cows, most farmers don't care that you're lookin for shrooms. Don't go thinkin that ALL famers don't care... crazy shit does happen(read damnfunkyone's crazy farmer bitch post).

Peace out,
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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: Vulture]
    #739457 - 07/11/02 09:57 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

i've done that before. it was during the day, and i could clearly see that it was an electric fence. but there was only one wire that had current running through it. so i tried to maneuver my way over it, only to slip and get the worst shock ever! my fuckin nuts were tingling for an hour. seriously. be careful with that shit. especially if you fancy yourself having children some day...

peace


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: ]
    #739591 - 07/11/02 11:00 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

one day while in the field my friend started to run cause he thought the cows we running for him....well the son of a bitch started a damn stampede and i had o make a run for it too...well my pant legs were soaked and i ran to the fence... sure enough i got zap like a mother... i have this thing with getting shocked...just a little electricity will send me ape shit.. so i finally made it over the fence and had to walk down the highway, which is very bad...only found 5 cubes....moral of the story: i hate electric fences...


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    #739726 - 07/12/02 12:01 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: ]
    #741889 - 07/12/02 10:57 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)


when I young, I had no sense
stick my peter in an electric
curled my hair, tickled my balls
made me shit in my overalls


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: closetfreak]
    #742066 - 07/12/02 11:55 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

umm.


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: ]
    #742366 - 07/13/02 02:12 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

haha


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: tranced2]
    #742550 - 07/13/02 03:15 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

For me it was late last fall...we were just about to leave the field, as I carefully raised my leg over the fence, to step on the ground my rain wet jeans carried a nice little current....zzzzzzzzz...to my thigh, ow that smarts. The fence was not turned on on our way in, I think the farmer may have seen us and said hey...let's play a trick on those bastards...damn...we still went back.


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RIP Matt, your friendship and your contributions to the world of fungi will be missed. Unfortunately we never got to hunt together.

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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: Vulture]
    #742709 - 07/13/02 04:34 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

That was some fast turn around of kharma. Can bad intentions be considered bad kharma? Remember...respect goes a long way.

Joshua


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: Joshua]
    #743012 - 07/13/02 08:41 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I wanted to hear that you went to tip cows and then they tipped your dumbass over
I mean come on tipping cows

anyway I would like to see some bullfights were the bull wins
now thats cool


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: Psilocybeing]
    #744975 - 07/14/02 04:19 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

i wasent gonna tip them but i couldent find any damn shroom and ive never tipped a cow before so i figured what the hell? might as well not have wasted my time coming out here I thought the cows were supposed to sleep standing up though...it was like 2 or 3 am and they were just running around lol


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: Vulture]
    #745784 - 07/15/02 12:36 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I have you all beat. It was 2am and had to take a leak. I felt like I was shot and hit the ground. When I opened my eyes I saw many people laughing and talking in a forign language. I was in the north east polder of Holland. A nice girl told me I was knocked out because i was pissing on a electric fence. They picked me up and took me to the bar where they proceded to get me drunk. I had to take a leak so I asked where the bathroom was. Everyone started laughing. When I walked out of the bathroom some girls asked me if it still worked. I said " I sure hope so " One of them took me home. Yes it still worked.


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Re: Dont touch the electric fence! [Re: ]
    #745963 - 07/15/02 01:49 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

*applaudes*

good story


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