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Offlineredplainjane
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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: ]
    #725567 - 07/05/02 08:35 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

the thing about the cops here in central florida is that they have nothing better to do than pull over random people for "courtesy checks" hoping to bust them for anything.

glad to hear you got out of that ... i'm sure it wasn't fun :[


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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: ]
    #743481 - 07/13/02 09:20 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

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OfflineSnobrdr311
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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: PurpleSpidereye]
    #746206 - 07/14/02 06:16 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

that is about the funniest thing i've heard in a LONG time! I liked the first part of the story.. this one is even better.. way better! LOL I never thought you'd ever go back to that field ever again!

hahah, great stories!

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OfflinePsilocybeing
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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: ]
    #746759 - 07/14/02 09:19 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

The other day I was thinking about how your first run in with the farmer Bitch was funny this is damn funny to



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OfflineAeolus1369
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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: ]
    #748831 - 07/15/02 04:51 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

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...telling me that her nasty butch dike friend is on the phone with the Deputy Sheriff...
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Glad you got off the hook and I can understand your resentment towards that psycho farmer, but please don't use hateful words like that. (btw, the usual spelling is "dyke" should you choose to use it again )

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OfflineSnobrdr311
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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: Aeolus1369]
    #749362 - 07/15/02 08:08 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I like the "dike" words, or "dyke", whatever.. heheh. I don't think it's hateful at all! Maybe you should ease the grip up on the tree and chill a little bro..

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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: Snobrdr311]
    #749377 - 07/15/02 08:11 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

No way...I squeeze my trees until they start oozing sap. But seriously, if I were a lesbian, I probably would have been offended by that, so I'm just saying there are other less hurtful ways of phrasing things

--Aeolus

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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: Aeolus1369]
    #749682 - 07/16/02 12:23 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, you're right. my bad.
i should have written "lesbian".

peace

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OfflineStInvetroThomas
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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: ]
    #749873 - 07/16/02 03:29 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I think at the time when you wrote it, you were still pumped full of adrenaline...understandable...and also temporarily insane...I forgive you..allthough I am not a dyke.

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RIP Matt, your friendship and your contributions to the world of fungi will be missed. Unfortunately we never got to hunt together.

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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: Snobrdr311]
    #749892 - 07/16/02 03:45 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

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    #752084 - 07/16/02 08:05 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: crazy farmer bitch -- PART TWO! (must read...) [Re: thaikoh]
    #752466 - 07/17/02 03:41 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

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    #752745 - 07/17/02 06:40 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

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